LOF New Release: According To My Grandma Whatever Happens In The Bathtub Stays In The Bathtub: Episode 1

Posted on August 17, 2024 by LOFAdmin — No Comments ↓

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According To My Grandma Whatever Happens In The Bathtub Stays In The Bathtub: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

According to my grandma whatever happens in the bathtub stays in the bathtub, but I’m not sure if that’s true. But I guess we’re about to find out.

According to my grandma, whatever happens in the bathtub stays in the bathtub. But I don’t think that’s true. I’m not sure if it ever is. Like when they say whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I think the film The Hangover proves that. Because I don’t think any of their shenanigans stay in Vegas. On the other hand, the film Leaving Las Vegas totally proves it, since Nicolas Cage, I’m pretty sure – spoiler alert – definitely ends up staying in Vegas.

Excerpt:

I guess you could say I like movies. I also like my grandma. But not this much! And certainly not as much as she likes me. Holy shit!

It started when my mom wanted us out of her hair, meaning my sister Angela and me – I’m Che – not short for Che Higuera the cool-ass revolutionary everybody wears T-shirts about all the time, but short for cherub, which is kind of dumb, I know, but my mom, I guess, was like I named my daughter Angela, after angels, so I’ll name my son after cherubs, which, in case you didn’t know, are those fat little fuck angels always shooting arrows at folks. Or is that cupid? I guess they could be considered one in the same. Or perhaps Cupid is an example of a cherub. I’ll have to look that up. Or you could. I’m busy. I gotta get this shit out. Before I forget it. As if I ever could.

The funny thing is my sister is named Angela, after angels, but, dude, my sister is no angel. You’ll probably figure that out later.

Nor am I, I guess, to be fair.

But my grandma is something else entirely.

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LOF New Release: Those Awkward Moments After Your Best Friend’s Mom Accidentally Gulps A Mouthful Of Your Cum: Episode 2

Posted on November 18, 2022 by LOFAdmin — No Comments ↓

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Those Awkward Moments After Your Best Friend’s Mom Accidentally Gulps A Mouthful Of Your Cum: Episode 2 by Byzantine Thomas

Sometimes the answer to everything lies in those awkward moments after your best friend’s mom accidentally gulps a mouthful of your cum.

My best friend Johnny was like, “Hey, it must suck having to sleep on the floor every time you spend the night. Ya know, if you want, you can take my mom’s bed.” I narrowed my eyes, thinking it was just another practical joke. So, I was like, “Whatever.” And he was like, “Fine. Whatever.” And I was finally like, “Okay. I’ll sleep in your mom’s bed.” Thus, sealing my fate to what happened next.

Excerpt:

“Listen to you. You aren’t remorseful at all!” Lucy glared at me, suddenly grabbing and squeezing the life, not to mention another stream of cum, out of my slightly dwindling cock.

“No. I am!” I gasped, straining in her tight little fist, as I watched her lick up the first stream, then the second, then suck on the tip preemptively for a possible stream after that, giving me the chills.

“Jason, this really doesn’t work if you wanted me to blow you all along.”

“Right…”

“Which is kind of wrong, wouldn’t you say? Since I’m like a mother to you and you are like a son to me?” She eyed me, as she started to rub her thumb up and down and all around my highly sensitive cockhead.

“Right. Super wrong…” I sighed, straining, as I squeezed her thigh, I guess as a feeble attempt to find a bit of moral support in all Lucy’s crazy head-spinning cock-play.

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LOF New Release: My Mom’s Mouth Is My Cock’s House: Episode 2

Posted on October 21, 2022 by LOFAdmin — No Comments ↓

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My Mom’s Mouth Is My Cock’s House: Episode 2 by Luca Satana

I thought visiting my mom was gonna suck. Turns out I was right. Really right. Now, my mom’s mouth is my cock’s new house.

I thought visiting my mom was gonna suck. Turns out I was right. Really right. Now, my mom’s mouth is my cock’s new house. If I was trying to frame it as a good thing, I guess you could say I was helping my mom through the grieving process. In a way, if you will, weaning her off my dad’s memory. So, in a way, I think what I did was almost noble. Plus, it felt really fucking good, given, apparently how fucking good my mom was at, well, essentially, sucking cock.

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Excerpt:

As I lied there on the couch, with my body stretched out, seemingly more and more with every second, one thing became painfully, or rather, blissfully clear, my mom was perhaps 1000% the cocksucker my girlfriend Missy was. If there was any doubt left in my mind, it was soon flushed out of me, along with another rip-roaring hot load, which suddenly boiled over and spilled out of my wildly spastic cock, as my mom’s likely hundredth revolution up and down my very big, very thick cock seemed to do the trick, as I grimaced and groaned, not knowing what to do with the rest of my extremities, eventually setting my arms across my swirling forehead, while I finished firing shot after magical shot inside my mom’s now extra-slowly bobbing mouth, before the last of my load spurted out of me and into her, and she paused to gulp back every dribbling drop, just before she pinched her sweet lips off my blazing red cockhead and smiled over at me.

“Now, Boo, aren’t you glad you decided to stay?” my mom said, licking her lips.

“Yeah. I mean, yeah. But more importantly, aren’t you?” I said, trying to get my bearings after my second big blast inside my mom’s mouth.

“Most certainly! You shouldn’t even have to ask that.”

“Maybe we should stop. You know. And do the whole give a man a fish and feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime thing, and maybe get you set up online, with maybe a singles site account.”

“Radley, I thought I told you. Not interested.”

“Right.”

“Now, enough about that. I’d be happy if I didn’t have to hear another word about it the rest of your stay.”

“Okay.”

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LOF New Release: A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 24

Posted on September 24, 2022 by LOFAdmin — No Comments ↓

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A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 24 by Luca Satana

When a son’s mother and aunt want to see who can blow his head off first, he might be in a mother-son getaway gone wrong.

They drove for hours. They weren’t sure what they were gonna do. Or where they were gonna go. So, they drove up to the White Mountains. There, they found a not so nice, but barely occupied, strip hotel and decided to stay. For how long, neither one knew. All they knew was they were alone. Together. Mother and son. With Eric’s father and Sabrina’s husband finally gone, out of the picture.

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Excerpt:

It was the late afternoon of Eric and Sabrina’s fourth free day when they were walking hand in hand back to their cottage.

Once they arrived at the door, Eric stopped and turned to his mother. “Okay, Mom, are you sure you’re okay with this…?” Eric said, as he slid a hand around her side, slipping his fingers down inside the back of his mother’s bathing suit, to get a handful of her big fluffy ass.

“Mm-hmm…” Sabrina said, sighing lightly as she clung to her son’s body. “As long as you always keep me first and foremost in your heart and on your cock.” On the words on your cock, she slid her fingers down inside his jeans and squeezed his big thick cock.

“Yes… I will…” Eric grimaced, scanning the world around them, just in case anybody might be happening by.

“Then, Eric, honey, you and this big yummy cock of yours have nothing to worry about.” Sabrina smiled, as her crystal-blue eyes shimmered in the sunlight, before she suddenly turned and twisted the doorknob open and hurried inside.

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LOF New Release: A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 23

Posted on September 14, 2022 by LOFAdmin — No Comments ↓

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A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 23 by Luca Satana

A son rescuing a mother from her troubled marriage is one thing, but having to replace his father’s cock is a mother-son getaway gone wrong.

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Excerpt:

It was the afternoon of Eric and Sabrina’s fourth free day, and Eric was currently coming like crazy deep up inside his Aunt Lillian’s very clever pussy, and Sabrina, who just returned from the pool, was smiling ear to ear after seeing her son’s big cock filling this mystery woman’s pussy, inspiring her to start shedding her bathing suit as she hurried over to join them.

Without hesitation, Sabrina extended to slide her fingertips around whoever’s big round hips these were, finding whoever’s bulging clitoris it was, and immediately starting to play her favorite song, and quite mercilessly, just as Sabrina craned her head around to finally see who this mysterious woman, only to realize at that precise second she was none other than her arch-nemesis, her big sister Lillian.

“Lillian!?” Sabrina cried out in bloody murder, immediately forgoing her favorite song in favor of grabbing her sister’s pussy, while, at the same time, trying to avoid harming her son’s big precious cock.

“Sabrina, fuck!” Lillian cried out in bloody mass murder, or at least the murder of her poor pussy, immediately sliding her fingers around her sister’s fingers, trying to get her to let go.