LOF New Release: Mom Is The Gift That Keeps Giving: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

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Mom Is The Gift That Keeps Giving: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

After such a horrible year, our sweet mom wanted us to have a very special Christmas. So now our sweet mom is the gift that keeps giving.

Mom Is The Gift That Keeps Giving: Episode 1It’s been a rough year. And nobody’s suffered more than our sweet mom. All she could do to stay sane was give my brother and I the best Christmas ever, which included sprucing up the house with just about all the Christmas nonsense she could find. But when it came time to open our presents, we realized our present was our sweet mom. And now we knew, our mom is the gift that keeps giving.

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For months now, I didn’t have a clue what our sweet mom was up to. And now, on Christmas Eve, I really didn’t have a clue what our sweet mom was up to. And I could only assume my brother Garfunkel – yeah, our mom named us Simon and Garfunkel – and yeah my brother totally got the short end of that stick – at least judging from the blank expression on his face, didn’t have a clue, either.

So, yeah, we were just sort of sitting there on the living room couch. And our sweet mom, like some kind of sweet angel who materialized out of thin air right there in front of our eyes, was in the midst of all the lit-up, sensory-overload, Christmas decorations madness, in her flannel button-up shirt, long light sweater, and jeans. Me, I was in my Clash t-shirt and jeans. My brother was in his Maroon 5 t-shirt and jeans – gees, and he wondered why the kids at school gave him shit.

“By now, I guess you boys can tell Mommy’s been a little honed in on Christmas this year, right?”

Yes,” we said in unison. Did I mention my brother and I were twins? Not identical. Fraternal. Although we definitely looked similar enough to be identical, with only the smallest differences – as we would soon become intimately aware of. And so, being nearly identical twins, I especially hated it when we went full-on creepy twins and spoke in unison. And yet, it continued to happen. Often. Way too often.

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LOF New Release: The Little Tiny Absolutely Essential Thing I Do To Make My Mom Happy: Episode 1

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The Little Tiny Absolutely Essential Thing I Do To Make My Mom Happy: Episode 1 by Tura Brasi

Sometimes, in little tiny absolutely essential ways, a dad’s understanding of a mom’s anatomy can go amiss. And that’s where sons come in.

I’m not gonna sit here and tell you what I do for my mom is any big thing. It’s just a little thing. A little tiny absolutely essential thing I do to make my mom happy. At least according to my dad. And, especially according to my mom.

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LOF New Release: In The Future It Will Be A Lot Harder To Put A Smile On Your Daughter’s Face: Episode 1

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In The Future It Will Be a Lot Harder To Put A Smile On Your Daughter’s Face: Episode 1 by Tura Brasi

Being from the twentieth century, there was a lot of things to get used, none bigger than how hard it was to put a smile on your daughter’s face.

In The Future It Will Be A Lot Harder To Put A Smile On Your Daughter's Face: Episode 1Being from the twentieth century, there was a lot of things to get used, none bigger than how hard it was to put a smile on your daughter’s face. When I say that, I mean everyone’s daughter. My concerns, however, are only for my own sweet daughter. My wife Ora. My son Cyl. My wife’s parents Wel and Ari. Dr. Gol. Our friends. And most of all, our daughter Cya. They all looked at me like I was mad. Or just a primitive. With primitive ideals. From several centuries prior.

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LOF New Release: The Cutie Conservation Center: Episode 1: Tiffany (Cutie #1)

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The Cutie Conservation Center: Episode 1: Tiffany (Cutie #1) by Byzantine Thomas

Do you have unwanted cuties? Send them to The Cutie Conservation Center, where they will be protected and preserved and promptly fucked by yours truly.

The Cutie Conservation Center: Episode 1: Tiffany (Cutie #1)Okay, so the first thing you do when you come into a lot of money, like I did when my filthy rich grandfather died, especially if you think you hate people, is buy an island and build a big house on it and begin to live out your life as an ultra-hermit. However, invariably, what happens after, over time, is you start to realize maybe you don’t hate people, maybe you might even like to have some people around, well maybe just girls, maybe just cute girls. So, then you put an ad in some well-circulated papers and magazines about The Cutie Conservation Center, which is really just your last name, as in Hamilton Cutie, where people might like to send their unwanted cuties, for whatever reason and for however long, which is probably a thing, maybe, and, for a small fee, their cuties, like a bird sanctuary or autobahn society, would be protected, from what, I haven’t got a clue, until that same cutie is wanted again. And so, that’s what I did, some hundred or so cuties ago.

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LOF New Release: A Year’s Supply Of…My Wife Denise: Episode 1

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A Year’s Supply Of…My Wife Denise: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

“I hereby promise you a year’s supply of me, which will include at least one sublime release, each and everyday for one year.”

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Just because my wife, on our anniversary, felt inclined to give me a card inscribed with the following message, “I hereby promise you a year’s supply of me, which will include at least one sublime release, each and everyday for one year,” doesn’t mean it’s okay for my daughter, the very next month, on my birthday, to give me a similar card with close to the same inscription, substituting sublime with radical. Similar to how it’s not okay for my mom, or my sister, or my sister-in-law, or my niece, or my daughter’s best friend, and whoever else, to do the same thing, on seemingly every holiday thereafter. I mean, not only is it wrong, it’s pretty damn near impossible. I mean, just the logistics of it. That many release in one day? Especially when you take into account everyone’s schedules. And don’t forget travel time. I mean, my mom, alone, lives an hour away. I mean, don’t get me wrong; it’s a nice gesture. I mean, it’s a real nice gesture. But, gees, isn’t it, well, you know, like I said, wrong? Am I right?

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