LOF New Release: The Best Shot: Episode 1: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life

The Best Shot: Episode 1: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life
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The Best Shot: Episode 1: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life by Luca Satana

What are you supposed to do when your mom says, “Mommy wants to give you the best shot at leading a productive life.”?

The Best Shot: Episode 1: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive LifeFor a pretty healthy, mostly normal 18-year-old guy, I think everything was going just fine in my life. So, I wasn’t the most sexual person in the world. I had my future to think about. Who had time for things like girls? Sex? Etc.? Little did I know, those were the exact things that would have protected me from what was about to happen in my life. My totally fucked-up, out-there, life.

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It was late, just a few minutes before bed, and I was just sitting on my bed previewing the next unit in my biology textbook, when my mom walked in. She was in a bra and panties. Not super weird for her. But still a little weird for me. Especially given how absolutely bonkers humungous my mom’s boobs were.

“Connor?” my mom said, smiling, all stealthy, as if she was trying not to disturb me too much.

“Yeah?” I said, peeking up at her.

“Can Mommy talk to you?” She sat down on the edge of my bed.

“Sure.” I stayed put where I was, half-lying up against the headboard.

“Come over here.”

“Okay.” I did. What was she up to?

“Mommy was watching Dr. Phil-”

“Mom, you know you’re not supposed to watch Dr. Phil.”

My mom had a problem. With Dr. Phil. Oprah. Maury. Or whoever else was churning out all that day-time TV crap. I mean, sure, that stuff, alone, is pretty harmless. However, when you mix it with someone like my mom, who was very impressionable, maybe too impressionable, the results could be catastrophic. As in this case. Most definitely.

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LOF Best Sellers 2022 Quarter 1 & Freebies

My Mom Was So Excited About Her Date She Had A Massive Orgasm Right On My Lap
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LOF Best Sellers 2022 Quarter 1 (Last 90 Days)

Something new for LOF Best Seller 2022 Quarter 1 (last 90 days) Mom Copy: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4), while something old for LOF Best Sellers Annual (last 360 days) Those Awkward Moments After Your Best Friend’s Mom Accidentally Gulps A Mouthful Of Your Cum: Episode 1.

Mom Copy: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)Mom Copy: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4) by Luca Satana

Cheryl didn’t know what it was about her son Charlie. He just wasn’t very fond of her. In fact, at times, he was downright rude. If it wasn’t for this whole Mom Copy incident, she might not have ever known how her son really felt about her. And in a way, isn’t that a good thing?

Top 25 LOF Best Sellers 2022 Quarter 1 (last 90 Days)
1 Mom Copy: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
2 Mom Copy: Episode 4
3 A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 2 (Episode 8-14)
4 A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 1 (Episode 1 – 7)
5 Moms Who Like To Hang Out A Little More Than They Probably Should: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
6 One Family One Bed: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
7 Those Awkward Moments After Your Best Friend’s Mom Accidentally Gulps A Mouthful Of Your Cum: Episode 1
8 A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 3 (Episode 15-21)
9 Seven Minutes In Your Mom’s Mouth: Featuring Carla & Jacob
10 If You Take Your Mother To The Prom Don’t Expect To Get Lucky Afterwards
11 My Mom Beats Me: Episode 1
12 The Implausibly Cruel Life Of Tall Thin Peter Flynn: Super Jack Pack 1 (Episode 1-6)
13 Mom Wants To Be A (Porn) Star: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
14 How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love My Family: Season 1 (Episode 1-7)
15 Getting To Know Mom: Episode 1: Mommy Doesn’t Need To Know Mommy Is Coming
16 I Think My Mom Is In Love With My Cock: Episode 1
17 My Super Sexy Prep Room Teacher Is Also My Super Sexy Sex-Slave: Episode 2
18 Glad To See My Mom And My Daughter Are Getting Along: Episode 1
19 Due To Some Mix-Up My Mom Is My Assigned Sex-Ed Partner: Episode 1
20 Due To Some Mix-Up My Mom Is My Assigned Sex-Ed Partner: Episode 2
21 Getting To Know Mom: Episode 3: But With Mommy’s Help You Could Know Even More
22 The Mother-Fuckers Club: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
23 Mom Can I Please Hump You?: Episode 2
24 My Mom’s Mouth Is My Cock’s House: Episode 1
25 Getting To Know Mom: Episode 2: Nobody Needs To Know Mommy Is Coming

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Those Awkward Moments After Your Best Friend's Mom Accidentally Gulps A Mouthful Of Your Cum: Episode 1Those Awkward Moments After Your Best Friend’s Mom Accidentally Gulps A Mouthful Of Your Cum: Episode 1 by Byzantine Thomas

My best friend Johnny was like, “Hey, it must suck having to sleep on the floor every time you spend the night. Ya know, if you want, you can take my mom’s bed.” I narrowed my eyes, thinking it was just another practical joke. So, I was like, “Whatever.” And he was like, “Fine. Whatever.” And I was finally like, “Okay. I’ll sleep in your mom’s bed.” Thus, sealing my fate to what happened next.

Top 25 LOF Best Sellers 2021 Q2, Q3, Q4, 2022 Q1 (last 360 Days)
1 Those Awkward Moments After Your Best Friend’s Mom Accidentally Gulps A Mouthful Of Your Cum: Episode 1
2 My Super Sexy Prep Room Teacher Is Also My Super Sexy Sex-Slave: Episode 2
3 Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 2
4 Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 1
5 Moms Who Like To Hang Out A Little More Than They Probably Should: Episode 1 (Tiffany And Her Son Gregory)
6 Getting To Know Mom: Episode 1: Mommy Doesn’t Need To Know Mommy Is Coming
7 Mommy Wants Every Shot: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
8 (Maybe I Was Wrong When I Said) School Sucks (Or Maybe I Was Really Right): 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
9 A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 2 (Episode 8-14)
10 (Maybe I Was Wrong When I Said) School Sucks (Or Maybe I Was Really Right): Episode 5 (Introducing My School Principal Lois Hanna)
11 Mom Wants To Be A (Porn) Star: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
12 No Dude, Miss Miller Is The Take Home Test: Episode 1
13 Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 3
14 Pretty Please Stay Up With Mommy!: Episode 1
15 Let’s See If Mommy’s Milk Will Make You Feel Better: Episode 1
16 The Mother-Fuckers Club: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
17 A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 1 (Episode 1 – 7)
18 This Is Some Fucked-Up Homeschooling Mom: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
19 Moms Who Like To Hang Out A Little More Than They Probably Should: Episode 2 (Aubrey And Her Son Tegan)
20 Getting To Know Mom: Episode 2: Nobody Needs To Know Mommy Is Coming
21 Holy Fuck I Think I’m Dating My Cute-As-A-Button Irresistible Little Mom: 4-Pack 1 (Date 1 (Part 1-4))
22 Moms Who Like To Hang Out A Little More Than They Probably Should: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
23 Can Mommy Borrow You For A Few Seconds?: Episode 1
24 Getting To Know Mom: Episode 3: But With Mommy’s Help You Could Know Even More
25 Mom Eventually You’re Gonna Have To Go Back With Dad: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)

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A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 2A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 2 by Luca Satana

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Bethany was a very beautiful 38-year-old woman, a very beautiful 38-year-old Christian woman, as she often liked to interject when describing herself. She never really dabbled in sex too much. As a result, she never learned how to swallow. So, the next time her 18-year-old nephew Darren came over, she thought she might ask him to help her with this. Darren agreed without a second thought.

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Tonight, as the clock struck midnight, Wit and Wile were going to come face to face with their mother’s strangeness, when she found herself in the throes of yet another aching and fiery need to be extinguished, and instead of utilizing this or that device to douse her flames, she planned to use her children, her son Wit, in particular, to finally extinguish her fiery need, once and for all.

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The Implausibly Cruel Life Of Tall Thin Peter Flynn: Episode 1 (1st Half)The Implausibly Cruel Life Of Tall Thin Peter Flynn: Episode 1 (1st Half) by Luca Satana

Tall Thin Peter Flynn, who was quite popular among his family members, first for being the only boy in the rather large family, and second for possessing, ever since a child, an abnormally long and skinny johnson, has finally, to everyone’s sheer delight, turned 18! In most families, this would be a joyous affair. For the Flynns, this was going to be downright hardcore.

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They drove for hours. They weren’t sure what they were gonna do. Or where they were gonna go. So, they drove up to the White Mountains. There, they found a not so nice, but barely occupied, strip hotel and decided to stay. For how long, neither one knew. All they knew was they were alone. Together. Mother and son.

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It’s a zombie apocalypse and there’s nowhere to run! Unless, of course, you’re Eldon Colquitt, a college sophomore, who hasn’t got lucky in over seven years. When the proverbial shit hit the proverbial fan, Eldon had no interest in running. That’s because when the zombie apocalypse went down, Eldon was holed up in a sorority house. And suddenly Eldon got lucky. Very lucky!

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After my mom and dad’s divorce, my mom insisted she needed help learning how to date again. Before I could ask my mom to elaborate, my wife volunteered me to help her. I guffawed, thinking it was a bad joke. Not at all. I told myself, why couldn’t I help my mom? However, it wasn’t long before I was telling myself, holy fuck, I think I’m dating my cute-as-a-button irresistible little mom.

Wisher: Episode 1 (Part 1)Wisher: Episode 1 (Part 1) by Byzantine Thomas

Wez Kessler was a good boy. Handsome. Good-natured. A rule-follower. As a teen, he felt alone. Lost. Depressed. As he entered college, he felt back on track again. Then he started hearing voices. A female voice. Giggling. It affected every aspect of his life. Making him hate his life. Lucky for Wez, his entire life was about to change? Lucky for Wez, his every wish was about to come true.

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LOF New Release: My Mom Beats Me: Episode 1

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My Mom Beats Me: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

I don’t mind if my mom beats me. It’s when she really beats me, and I mean really beats me senseless, I really start to lose my mind.

My Mom Beats Me: Episode 1My mom beats me. In pretty much every sense of the word. I know. Weird. She thinks it’s hilarious. It’s sick. And gross. And freaky. And spectacular. But awful, too. And she just laughs and laughs. And I just get beat and beat. In pretty much every sense of the word. I know. Weird.

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It happened one morning. Well. Obviously. What a dumb way to start a story. But it did.

We were in a pillow fight. In my mom’s room. In my mom’s bed. I’m not sure how it started. Or how we even got there. But trust me, we were.

Suddenly, my mom hit me hard. Seemingly extra hard. “Mom! Ow! You’re nuts!” I glared at her.

No! Your nuts!” My mom giggled, then hit me way harder than she previously did. And in my nuts.

Ow!!!” I wanted to punch her. Seriously. Imagine that. A guy punching his own mom. And I’m bigger than her. Now. At 18. At 40 she seemed so small. Really weird. Like I was the parent. Or in charge. Kind of hard when she’s the one beating me. All the time. In every sense of the word. But I’ll get to that.

Ow!!!” She mocked me.

“Forget you, Mom! That really hurt!” I glared at her.

“Oh, cry me a river, Elvi!”

“I will. I am.” I cupped my balls. “Gees.”

“Well, you just need to take a minute.”

“I am. So don’t hit me.”

Don’t tell me that, Elvi, or I will.”

“Better not. I’m in pain here, Mom.”

“Okay-okay.” She set the pillow down.

I sighed. Finally, I was safe.

Then, my mom cupped my balls for me.

What?” I said, smirking at her.

“Quiet,” she said, then giggled, as she started to, well, fondle me. It felt weird. Good. Bad. Ugly. But mostly and ultimately, fabulous, as I started to grow.

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My mom is really cool. But she’s unlucky. My father passed when I was pretty young. Since then, my mom’s been mostly single, with a few losers peppered in here and there. Now, my mom is working nights. She likes it. Especially the pay raise. But she can’t sleep. So, after trying a million things, pills, reading, eating, anything to sleep, she’s now looking to me to help her sleep.

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Guy Huffman’s world was crumbling around him. In the last year, he lost his job, his wife, and was sinking into full-blown depression. So, on his Aunt Sarah’s invitation, Guy and his daughter moved up to New Hampshire to live with her and her family. In Aunt Sarah’s mind, she had just the thing to bring her nephew out of his depression. Her answer to everything.

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A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 2A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 2 by Luca Satana

They drove for hours. They weren’t sure what they were gonna do. Or where they were gonna go. So, they drove up to the White Mountains. There, they found a not so nice, but barely occupied, strip hotel and decided to stay. For how long, neither one knew. All they knew was they were alone. Together. Mother and son.

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Tall Thin Peter Flynn, who was quite popular among his family members, first for being the only boy in the rather large family, and second for possessing, ever since a child, an abnormally long and skinny johnson, has finally, to everyone’s sheer delight, turned 18! In most families, this would be a joyous affair. For the Flynns, this was going to be downright hardcore.

A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 1A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

They drove for hours. They weren’t sure what they were gonna do. Or where they were gonna go. So, they drove up to the White Mountains. There, they found a not so nice, but barely occupied, strip hotel and decided to stay. For how long, neither one knew. All they knew was they were alone. Together. Mother and son.

Eldon And The Sorority House Zombie Apocalypse: Day 1 (Part 1)Eldon And The Sorority House Zombie Apocalypse: Day 1 (Part 1) by Byzantine Thomas

It’s a zombie apocalypse and there’s nowhere to run! Unless, of course, you’re Eldon Colquitt, a college sophomore, who hasn’t got lucky in over seven years. When the proverbial shit hit the proverbial fan, Eldon had no interest in running. That’s because when the zombie apocalypse went down, Eldon was holed up in a sorority house. And suddenly Eldon got lucky. Very lucky!

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After my mom and dad’s divorce, my mom insisted she needed help learning how to date again. Before I could ask my mom to elaborate, my wife volunteered me to help her. I guffawed, thinking it was a bad joke. Not at all. I told myself, why couldn’t I help my mom? However, it wasn’t long before I was telling myself, holy fuck, I think I’m dating my cute-as-a-button irresistible little mom.

Wisher: Episode 1 (Part 1)Wisher: Episode 1 (Part 1) by Byzantine Thomas

Wez Kessler was a good boy. Handsome. Good-natured. A rule-follower. As a teen, he felt alone. Lost. Depressed. As he entered college, he felt back on track again. Then he started hearing voices. A female voice. Giggling. It affected every aspect of his life. Making him hate his life. Lucky for Wez, his entire life was about to change? Lucky for Wez, his every wish was about to come true.

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