LOF New Release: According To My Grandma Whatever Happens In The Bathtub Stays In The Bathtub: Episode 1

Posted on August 17, 2024 by LOFAdmin — No Comments ↓

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According To My Grandma Whatever Happens In The Bathtub Stays In The Bathtub: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

According to my grandma whatever happens in the bathtub stays in the bathtub, but I’m not sure if that’s true. But I guess we’re about to find out.

According to my grandma, whatever happens in the bathtub stays in the bathtub. But I don’t think that’s true. I’m not sure if it ever is. Like when they say whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I think the film The Hangover proves that. Because I don’t think any of their shenanigans stay in Vegas. On the other hand, the film Leaving Las Vegas totally proves it, since Nicolas Cage, I’m pretty sure – spoiler alert – definitely ends up staying in Vegas.

Excerpt:

I guess you could say I like movies. I also like my grandma. But not this much! And certainly not as much as she likes me. Holy shit!

It started when my mom wanted us out of her hair, meaning my sister Angela and me – I’m Che – not short for Che Higuera the cool-ass revolutionary everybody wears T-shirts about all the time, but short for cherub, which is kind of dumb, I know, but my mom, I guess, was like I named my daughter Angela, after angels, so I’ll name my son after cherubs, which, in case you didn’t know, are those fat little fuck angels always shooting arrows at folks. Or is that cupid? I guess they could be considered one in the same. Or perhaps Cupid is an example of a cherub. I’ll have to look that up. Or you could. I’m busy. I gotta get this shit out. Before I forget it. As if I ever could.

The funny thing is my sister is named Angela, after angels, but, dude, my sister is no angel. You’ll probably figure that out later.

Nor am I, I guess, to be fair.

But my grandma is something else entirely.

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LOF New Release: (Don’t Worry) With My Mom It’s All About Weights And Measures And Facts And Figures: Episode Two

Posted on August 2, 2024 by LOFAdmin — No Comments ↓

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(Don’t Worry) With My Mom It’s All About Weights And Measures And Facts And Figures: Episode Two by Luca Satana

Don’t worry, with my mom it’s all about weights and measures and facts and figures. Who’s worried? I’m not. Well. Maybe a little bit.

To whom it may concern: Don’t worry, with my mom it’s all about weights and measures and facts and figures, so there’s no cause for concern. So don’t be. Concerned, I mean. I mean, not that you would be concerned. Only that it’s all quite scientific. Or at least that’s what it seems like. From where I’m standing/sitting/lying/etc. Not to mention, all quite awesome! Again, from where I’m standing/sitting/lying/etc. So don’t worry.

Excerpt:

Shortly thereafter, I guess maybe to regroup, or to take a minute or two to wrap my head around what just happened, I just sort of sat there on my bed. Just me and my, well, reanimated rock-hard cock, which, at least from where I was sitting, seemed almost unabashed, or, at the very least, borderline mocking me, completely unapologetic for the part it played in the whole affair, which some might consider wasn’t that big, given it was in some ways just an innocent bystander along for the ride, while others might consider it absolutely integral, since, technically, none of it could have happened without it being there, and without it filling and refilling my mom’s mouth with all that cum.

I think my mom might concur. At least that’s what it seemed like when she appeared in my room.

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LOF New Release: (Don’t Worry) With My Mom It’s All About Weights And Measures And Facts And Figures: Episode One

Posted on July 19, 2024 by LOFAdmin — No Comments ↓

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(Don’t Worry) With My Mom It’s All About Weights And Measures And Facts And Figures: Episode One by Luca Satana

Don’t worry, with my mom it’s all about weights and measures and facts and figures. Who’s worried? I’m not. Well. Maybe a little bit.

Excerpt:

It all happened rather quickly. So quickly in fact, I challenge you to see how any of this could have been avoided.

I was just starting to come to. It was the morning of my 18^th birthday. And my mom was calling me to wherever she was.

By the time I came to, enough that I could walk – that is, without banging up against the walls, etc. – I discovered my mom in the bathroom. She was in a thick white cotton robe and standing next to her new scale.

“Holly, first and foremost, Mommy would like to wish you a very happy birthday,” my mom said, with as much feeling as she could muster, as she moved closer to give me an abbreviated hug and kiss on the cheek.

“Thanks, Mom,” I said, wondering what I was doing standing there in the bathroom with my mom.

“You may be wondering why you’re standing here in the bathroom with your mom.”

“Yup. The thought did cross my mind.”

“Well. Now, that you’re 18, Mommy feels there are experiments we can do, that before, might have been, well, grossly inappropriate.”

“Oh. Okay. Not just inappropriate? Grossly inappropriate?”

“Precisely.”

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LOF New Release: Mommy’s Morning Drainings: Episode 1

Posted on May 10, 2024 by LOFAdmin — No Comments ↓

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Mommy’s Morning Drainings: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

Who knew getting loaded on Halloween candy and playing Cards Against Creation well into the night could lead to a mom’s morning drainings, but it definitely did!

Staying up late and playing Cards Against Creation isn’t always going to create a situation like this, but it certainly did in the Ericksons’ case, when 44-year-old mom Elizabeth, 21-year-old daughter Brittany, 19-year-old son Harrison, and 18-year-old son Alastar got loaded on way too much after-Halloween discounted candy and lost themselves in a deeply silly, and quite disturbed marathon session of CAC.

Excerpt:

“Okay, sweetie, are you ready?” Elizabeth said softly, as she stroked her sleeping daughter’s long blond hair, while she sat there in her bed.

“Huh…?” Brittany said barely audible, and barely conscious. “Ready for what…?”

“You know, sweetie…” Elizabeth’s eyes widened, as she corralled her soft blond hair around herself almost like a scarf, as she took a quick little sip of her hot coffee, thankful for the warmth it gave her, as she thought maybe she should have thrown a little more on than just her purple sweater wrap over nothing more than her skimpy little white panties. “What we said…? Last night…? At the table…?”

“What did we say exactly…?” Brittany struggled to focus on her mother, as she pulled on her comforter to cover up herself and her thin white nightgown, wanting nothing more than to just turn over and go back to sleep.

“You know… The morning drainings thing…” Her eyes widened even bigger.

“Mom?” She glared.

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LOF New Release: Mommy Needs Her Baby To Punish Her: Episode 3

Posted on April 2, 2024 by LOFAdmin — No Comments ↓

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Mommy Needs Her Baby To Punish Her: Episode 3 by Luca Satana

What are you supposed to do when your mom really thinks she needs to be punished? And what do you do when she really wants you to be the one to punish her?

If you ask me, it’s not like this is the weirdest form of punishment. Or unhealthiest. There are far worse ways to punish yourself. So, in a way, I think when my mom told me she needed me to punish her, maybe there was no need to be so standoffish. Maybe, this sort of punishment was the absolute and best form of punishment for my mom. And maybe, a little bit, or a lot a bit, for me, too.

Excerpt:

I couldn’t be certain, but it would appear a pattern was starting to take shape. This was especially apparent the very next night, when my girlfriend Eileen and I walked into the house and my mom was sitting naked on the living room floor.

“Whoa!” I said as soon as I spotted my mom, as I grabbed Eileen’s hand, and tried in vain to somehow prevent her from coming in.

“Oh…” Eileen said, spotting my mom regardless, as she seemed to take a moment to drink in my mom’s complete nakedness, especially her perky tits and beaming nipples, not to mention the intricate lines of her perfect little shaved pussy, as she, well, continued to just sit there and watch TV, as if it was the most natural thing in the world, which, of course, it pretty much was.

“Oh! Whoops!” my mom suddenly said, making a rather forced embarrassed face, as she stood up, making her perky little tits and beaming nipples jiggle away.