LOF New Release: Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 3; Super Hard: Episode 3 by Byzantine Thomas

Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend's Mom You're About To Come: Episode 3
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Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 3; Super Hard: Episode 3 by Byzantine Thomas

When you have a big stupid super hard 12-inch cock, your best friend’s mom can’t see you’re new to sex, so you’re almost always about to come.

Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend's Mom You're About To Come: Episode 3I don’t know what it is but somehow, when the universe gets a whiff of you having a big stupid super hard 12-inch cock, suddenly every woman and their mother can sense it. And suddenly, every woman and their mother wants to see it, and naturally, suck it, fuck it or do some other god-awful thing to it. And let me tell you, it can be super hard to convince them otherwise!

When the universe gets a whiff of you having a big stupid super hard 12-inch cock, it’s almost as if your best friend’s mom can’t get it through her pretty little head that you’re relatively new to sex, so you’re almost always about to come. All she seems to care about is when she can get that big stupid super hard 12-inch cock inside her, and hopefully for longer than a second or two, this time.

Excerpt:

“Someday very soon, my dear sweet and scrumptious Calibos, you’re going to find out not everyone gets to have a Spring Break,” Julia said, continuing to squeeze and pull me and my big stupid not exactly super hard anymore 12-inch cock on her way to, I could only assume, the master bathroom. “Not even when you specifically request the day off! And, some stupid piss-poor jerk with a piss-poor work ethic calls in, and you have to cover their shift.” Then, suddenly, right at the threshold of the master bathroom, she stopped and spun around, giving me a big dose of her big beautiful deep dark mystical eyes. “Sometimes, Cali, I just hate my life. I really do. So, now, I have to get ready. And, that, my sweet and scrumptious Calibos, is where you come in.”

“Okay…” I tried to smile, you know, to show her I was more than happy to help and everything, but, to be honest, all her squeezing and pulling on my cock, every which way, and all throughout her angry little tirade, too, was making me, I don’t know, actually a little queasy – don’t ask me why.

Julia smiled at me, but then frowned, as she, similar to a mom spotting something amiss with her son’s appearance, spotted something amiss with me, which was, of course, my very tired, very empty, big stupid barely even hard anymore 12-inch cock, forcing her to act immediately, dropping to her knees and downing my cock a couple trillion times, which effectively shooed away all my would-be queasy feelings, replacing them with some seriously maddening good feelings, so good I could barely think straight, or keep my legs straight, as Julia, proving herself to be the masterful cocksucker I thought she was, got my tired and weary cock absolutely raging, as I stood there, correction, floated there, barely touching the back of her now lightning-fast bobbing head with the tips of my fingertips, as my now absolutely big stupid super hard 12-inch cock started searching everywhere inside my balls for some cum, or confetti, anything to come out of me.

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LOF New Release: Now That’s Some Serious Fucking Campaigning: Episode 1 (Kimbie Ballard, Wife Of Ton Ballard Candidate For U.S. Senate)

Now That's Some Serious Fucking Campaigning: Episode 1 (Kimbie Ballard, Wife of Ton Ballard, Candidate for U.S. Senate)
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Now That’s Some Serious Fucking Campaigning: Episode 1 (Kimbie Ballard, Wife Of Ton Ballard Candidate For U.S. Senate) by Byzantine Thomas

I’m not usually political, but when one candidate’s campaigners made me come like crazy, that all changed. Now, that’s some serious fucking campaigning.

Now That's Some Serious Fucking Campaigning: Episode 1 (Kimbie Ballard, Wife of Ton Ballard, Candidate for U.S. Senate)Okay, so, I pretty much don’t give two shits about politics. I could care less which fat cat fuck occupies some position of power. They’re all crooks. So, why give a shit?

However, that all changed, dramatically, this last election, when one candidate in particular, or at least those campaigning under him, really turned me on to politics for the first time, making me come like crazy, especially when they did that little thing they did, to the very tip of my…what was I talking about?

Now, that’s some serious fucking campaigning.

Excerpt:

Kimbie sat down on the love seat, setting her purse and tote bag full of pamphlets and shit neatly down next to her.

I sat on the couch.

“So, why don’t you tell me about where you stand, politically.”

“Nowhere.”

“Oh, I see.”

“Sorry. I just don’t give a shit. Excuse my French.”

“No, no need. I understand.”

“Mainly because, well, mainly, politicians all seem, well, like scum. They’re not the worst kind of scum. They’re not child molesters. Or televangelists. They’re a little bit better than those. But, they’re still, technically, scum.”

Kimbie gulped. I thought she might start to cry. Or hit me.

“I’m sorry. I shouldn’t say all that. I’m sorry. That was rude. I’m just in a mood. I was writing. I was in the middle of something. And I just figured out where I want the protagonist to go in the next episode, and how I want to get him there. And I was writing full steam ahead. It’s erotica, so I’m basically a living and breathing horndog the whole time I’m in my office writing it. So, even while I’m sitting here, I’m suffering through some serious blue balls, which doesn’t exactly help the mood I’m in. So, please, forgive me. I didn’t mean to offend you.” I grimaced, I’m sure, after all that.

“That sounds like quite the dilemma.” She gulped again, sitting up slightly. “And, do forgive me, for interrupting you, and your writing.”

“That’s all right.” I smiled, halfway surprised she hadn’t bolted after hearing any number of the awful things I had said. To tell you the truth, I felt almost bad for trying to run her off.

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LOF New Release: Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 2; Super Hard: Episode 2 by Tura Brasi

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Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 2; Super Hard: Episode 2 by Tura Brasi

When you have a big stupid super hard 12-inch cock, your best friend’s mom can’t see you’re new to sex, so you’re almost always about to come.

Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend's Mom You're About To Come: Episode 2I don’t know what it is but somehow, when the universe gets a whiff of you having a big stupid super hard 12-inch cock, suddenly every woman and their mother can sense it. And suddenly, every woman and their mother wants to see it, and naturally, suck it, fuck it or do some other god-awful thing to it. And let me tell you, it can be super hard to convince them otherwise!

When the universe gets a whiff of you having a big stupid super hard 12-inch cock, it’s almost as if your best friend’s mom can’t get it through her pretty little head that you’re relatively new to sex, so you’re almost always about to come. All she seems to care about is when she can get that big stupid super hard 12-inch cock inside her, and hopefully for longer than a second or two, this time.

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LOF New Release: Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 1; Super Hard: Episode 1 by Tura Brasi

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Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 1; Super Hard: Episode 1 by Tura Brasi

When you have a big stupid super hard 12-inch cock, your best friend’s mom can’t see you’re new to sex, so you’re almost always about to come.

I don’t know what it is but somehow, when the universe gets a whiff of you having a big stupid super hard 12-inch cock, suddenly every woman and their mother can sense it. And suddenly, every woman and their mother wants to see it, and naturally, suck it, fuck it or do some other god-awful thing to it. And let me tell you, it can be super hard to convince them otherwise!

When the universe gets a whiff of you having a big stupid super hard 12-inch cock, it’s almost as if your best friend’s mom can’t get it through her pretty little head that you’re relatively new to sex, so you’re almost always about to come. All she seems to care about is when she can get that big stupid super hard 12-inch cock inside her, and hopefully for longer than a second or two, this time.

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