LOF New Release: I Don’t Care You Have To Eat Something Mom!: Episode 2

I Don't Care You Have To Eat Something Mom!: Episode 2
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I Don’t Care You Have To Eat Something Mom!: Episode 2 by Luca Satana

“I don’t care! You have to eat something, Mom!” I had to be firm. My mom could be slippery about these things.

I Don't Care You Have To Eat Something Mom!: Episode 2For whatever reason, my mom felt she needed to lose some weight. So that’s what she did. And then some. Eventually, I had to step in. I told her, “I don’t care! You have to eat something, Mom!” So that’s what she did. And then some. More than I could muster. And then some more after that. I truly think it was the best thing for her. Or maybe it was the best thing for me. Truly the best.

Excerpt:

In hopes of remedying my mom’s serious food shortage at her house, I drove us to the supermarket.

Up and down each aisle, there we were, dawdling along.

“Mom, how ‘bout this?” “Or this?” “Or how ‘bout this?” I said, holding up whatever I thought my mom might like to eat.

“I don’t know, Jules. Kind of processed, don’t you think?” “I don’t know, Jules. Kind of sweet.” “I don’t know, Jules. Kind of bland, don’t you think?” my mom said, scrunching up her cute little face each time.

“Okay-okay-okay…”

“Oh! I know!” She took off.

No way! Did my mom actually think of something she wanted to eat?

When I caught up to her, she was like a child, running up and down the breakfast food aisle, going through all the sugary cereals, which, to me, was a relief. I couldn’t think of anything better to help put some much-needed pounds back on her gaunt little frame.

Then my heart sank when I noticed my mom sort of stalled out at a missing cereal. This whole wall of cereal and my mom wanted the one that was missing.

“No Fruitopia…” my mom said, confounded.

“Huh? Seriously?” I said, equally, if not more confounded. “But Mom, I’m confused, I thought you hated Fruitopia Surprise?”

“I do, but… It’s your favorite.”

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LOF New Release: My Mom’s Fucked-Up Time-Outs Should Really Be Called Time-Ins: Episode 3

My Mom's Fucked-Up Time-Outs Should Really Be Called Time-Ins: Episode 3
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My Mom’s Fucked-Up Time-Outs Should Really Be Called Time-Ins: Episode 3 by Luca Satana

If you ask me, my mom’s fucked-up time-outs should really be called time-ins. I’m just saying. I’m not trying to be crass. Just accurate.

My Mom's Fucked-Up Time-Outs Should Really Be Called Time-Ins: Episode 3If you ask me, my mom’s fucked-up time-outs should really be called time-ins. I’m just saying. I’m not trying to be crass. Just accurate. So many things in life are inaccurate. Or, let’s face it, false. Or just lazily handled. So, I would like to get this one thing right. And that is my mom’s fucked-up time-outs should really be called time-ins.

Excerpt:

For the rest of that night and into the next, things between my mom and me were even weirder. I didn’t know when she intended to collect on her next time-out.

To make matters worse, every time I saw my mom, I was tempted to further plead my case. I mean, if you ask me, a time-out for simply asking if my mom should call her time-outs time-ins was a bit cheap. You mean, I can’t even talk about the time-outs? I don’t get it.

After all, technically, it really was time-ins. Time-ins inside her, well, pussy.

Regardless, I wasn’t about to say shit. As arbitrary as my mom was being about handing out these time-outs, she might give me a couple more for daring to bring it up again. Talk about touchy.

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The first encounter, which came later that same night, just before bed, I was standing in the kitchen and my mom slipped past me, dragging her fingertips across the bulge in my shorts.

“Oh. Hey…” I said, surprised.

“Hello, baby…” my spry little mom said, continuing on through the kitchen and into the living room.

No time-out.

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LOF New Release: Art Moms Are Just Different: Episode 1: Elizabeth

Art Moms Are Just Different: Episode 1: Elizabeth
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Art Moms Are Just Different: Episode 1: Elizabeth by Luca Satana

Art moms are just different, especially when it comes to their favorite creations, and that would be, of course, their sons.

Art Moms Are Just Different: Episode 1: ElizabethWhen I think about my art mom, I just know I can’t be the only one going through this, suffering day and night at the hands and body of an art mom. I’d be curious to know. For now, all I can do is persevere, and maybe in the more sobering moments, enjoy the art.

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I have to say, life is weird.

And so is my art mom Elizabeth.

Take for instance the time she got commissioned to do some performance art in some hip pub in the gentrified part of town, and at the last minute, her partner bailed on her.

“Gale, will you?” my mom said, as she stood in my bedroom doorway.

“I’m still unclear what you want,” I said, after, admittedly, only giving my mom about 30% of my attention, with the rest going to the party members in my online game.

“Gale, please. This is very important!”

“I know…”

“So, please, can you give me your undivided attention for a moment.”

“Um. Yes. Just a second, Mom…” I rolled my eyes to myself, and said into my mic, “Hey, guys, you’re gonna have to count me out of this one. Duty calls. AKA, my mom.”

“Okay, check you later…” “Smell you later…” “Your mom? Seriously?” “Dude, where’s Cyrus going?” “His mom.” “His mom has to take a duty.” “Actually, maybe Gale is right to bail, we’re all gonna die.” “Shut the fuck up, you pussy…”

I finally shut down the game and turned to my mom.

My mom was quite pretty. Very sweet. Very young, at least when you consider my age. She was only 16 when she had me. So she was only like 34-years-old now. And didn’t look it at all. She had blue eyes and dirty blond hair, and a short frame, but a surprisingly good body.

I was quite not pretty. 18-years-old. I had blue eyes and dirty blond hair, and a sort of gaunt build. But I was a little tall. Almost a foot taller than my mom.

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LOF New Release: My Mom Beats Me: Episode 2

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My Mom Beats Me: Episode 2 by Luca Satana

I don’t mind if my mom beats me. It’s when she really beats me, and I mean really beats me senseless, I really start to lose my mind.

My Mom Beats Me: Episode 2My mom beats me. In pretty much every sense of the word. I know. Weird. She thinks it’s hilarious. It’s sick. And gross. And freaky. And spectacular. But awful, too. And she just laughs and laughs. And I just get beat and beat. In pretty much every sense of the word. I know. Weird.

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Then it happened one day. After school. I was flustered. From school. From general shit. Life. You know.

So, then I see my mom on the couch playing on her tablet. Playing one of her games.

“Hey, Mom,” I said, probably sounding as miserable as I felt.

“Hey, Elvi. What’s up?” my mom said, sounding enthralled, more than likely by the game she was wrapped up in.

“Not much.”

“You sound down.”

“Yeah. General shit.”

“Whose General Shit? Sounds like a right prick.”

“Yeah. He is.” I smiled. I couldn’t help it.

If only we could take all our problems and mash them into one all-encompassing being. Someone we could direct all our anger at. And we could call him General Shit. And he’s a right prick.

“Chess?” my mom suddenly said, smiling, as she held up her tablet.

“Mom, I always beat you,” I said, trying not to smile, since I wasn’t about to expound on the fact that in the whole world, there was only one game I could regularly beat my mom at, and that was chess. Continuing to belabor that point would not be wise. Only further antagonizing my already very antagonizable mom. My very antagonizable highly competitive mom.

“Maybe not this time.” My mom smiled, and rather deviously at that.

“Mom, what could possibly change?” Okay, I wasn’t exactly following my own advice. Abort! Abort!

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LOF New Release: I Don’t Care You Have To Eat Something Mom!: Episode 1

I Don't Care You Have To Eat Something Mom!: Episode 1
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I Don’t Care You Have To Eat Something Mom!: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

“I don’t care! You have to eat something, Mom!” I had to be firm. My mom could be slippery about these things.

I Don't Care You Have To Eat Something Mom!: Episode 1For whatever reason, my mom felt she needed to lose some weight. So that’s what she did. And then some. Eventually, I had to step in. I told her, “I don’t care! You have to eat something, Mom!” So that’s what she did. And then some. More than I could muster. And then some more after that. I truly think it was the best thing for her. Or maybe it was the best thing for me. Truly the best.

Excerpt:

“I don’t care! You have to eat something, Mom!” I said, standing there all-hard, not downstairs, upstairs, in my mind. I had to be firm, again, not downstairs, upstairs. My mom could be slippery about these things. So, I had to stand my ground on this matter. Before she slipped through my hands. Enough was enough!

“Oh, Jules, you’re being so silly…” my mom said, rolling her deep dark eyes. She was really beautiful. Even with her recent considerable weight-loss. I would never say she looked better. Even if, in a way, she did. Somewhat. Regardless, all that weight-loss was unhealthy. Any fool could see that.

“Mom, I mean it!”

“Mommy means it, too. She isn’t hungry.”

“Maybe not. You’ve probably trained your body not to get hungry anymore.”

“That’s silly.”

“Mom, it’s a thing. I read it online.”

“Oh, so it must be true.”

“Mom, in this case, I think it is true. You need to eat something!”

“Mommy’s not hungry.”

I gave her one last glare, then I stormed off into the kitchen. I was going to find something. Anything! For her to eat.

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