LOF New Release: Getting To Know Mom: Episode 2: Nobody Needs To Know Mommy Is Coming

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The Getting To Know Mom Series: Episode 2: Nobody Needs To Know Mommy Is Coming by Luca Satana

Getting to know my mom has been a scream. Quite literally. But, and I think my mom would agree, nobody, and I mean nobody needs to know.

Getting To Know Mom: Episode 2: Nobody Needs To Know Mommy Is ComingFinally, there’s a series devoted to men getting to know their moms. You know, biblically speaking. And not a moment too soon.

Then, a slightly different Nobody Needs To Know Mommy Is Coming:

Okay, totally my bad. I’ll admit it. I never should have put myself in that situation. In any of these situations. Especially when I knew how much of a fan my mom was of sex. Or, in particular, a fan of a certain part of the male anatomy. Still, how big a fan I never could have known. And if I’m not careful, everyone else will know. Which was something my mom most definitely was not a big fan of. Not even a little bit.

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So, I finally knocked on the bathroom door.

Nothing. No response.

“Seriously?” I sighed. Then, wouldn’t you know, I did have to piss. I rolled my eyes. So, finally, I just opened the door and went in.

“Will, is that you?” My mom’s voice called out from the shower. She sounded as if she was struggling with something of great import in there, whatever she was doing.

“Yes, Mom.” I rolled my eyes again, as I unfurled my big smelly cock to begin emptying it in the toilet. “When are you guys just going to break down and call someone to come out and fix your shower?”

“Will, last time I checked, both of these showers are mine.”

“Yeah, but there’s other people here.”

“Oh, stop the presses, are you going to take a shower?”

“I am. Or I was.”

“Oh, by all means, take one.”

“I will. But it’s kind of hard when you’re taking one, right?”

“Oh, right. Silly me. Mommy will be done momentarily.”

“Mom, what does that even mean? Momentarily?

“What’s the rush?”

“I have to go. I’m going to a party.”

“Oh. Big plans. It’s a party. You can be late to a party.”

“I know. But I’m picking up Raymond, then his girlfriend in Henniker.”

Henniker?

“Yeah.”

“Why can’t Raymond pick up his girlfriend in Henniker?”

Mom…

“Right. Leadfoot can’t drive.”

“No. He can drive. He can definitely drive. Just not the speed limit. Ever.

“Well, he better give you some gas money.”

“I don’t know. Mom, please. I gotta jump in there.”

“Then, jump in.”

“Um, no.”

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LOF New Release: Getting To Know Mom: Episode 1: Mommy Doesn’t Need To Know Mommy Is Coming

The Getting To Know Mom Series: Episode 1: Mommy Doesn't Need To Know Mommy Is Coming
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The Getting To Know Mom Series: Episode 1: Mommy Doesn’t Need To Know Mommy Is Coming by Luca Satana

I think it’s safe to say two moms don’t make a right. Definitely not my two moms and this whole Mommy Doesn’t Need To Know Mommy Is Coming chapter in my life.

The Getting To Know Mom Series: Episode 1: Mommy Doesn't Need To Know Mommy Is ComingFinally, there’s a series devoted to men getting to know their moms. You know, biblically speaking. And not a moment too soon.

Starting with Mommy Doesn’t Need To Know Mommy Is Coming:

In the history of weird situations, this has got to be the weirdest. And I wonder on what planet my moms thought this was okay. And yes, I did mean moms. Even though, technically, only one of them gave birth to me, they both were my moms. And if you ask me, the two of them, both of my moms, need to take a long serious look in the mirror to consider the part they played in this misadventure. I think, only then can we truly start to come back from this. You hear me, Moms?

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So, I was 18, now. And truth be told, nothing much had changed. I got my license. Finally. It’s not like I wanted to get it. But at 18, I think they just won’t let you get by without one. So you can vote, I guess. Something I didn’t really want to do, either. You give me a candidate I can believe in, or at the very least, believe, for 5 seconds, and maybe I’ll want to vote. Good luck with that. But more than anything else, this last change, this change I’m about to tell you about, I most definitely didn’t want to do.

I remember the night quite clearly.

It was a Friday. I was in a pretty good mood. I just had my first date with Laura, this girl from school. It went pretty well. We did some kissing. Some this and that. But nothing alarming. Or monumental.

Anyway, when I got home, I tossed my coat over a chair and headed upstairs. I was seriously thinking I might do my homework. On a Friday night? Get real. Try more like Sunday night. Or more like Monday morning before class. But, like I said, I was feeling good. In a good mood. So, anything was possible, really. Even doing my homework in the very beginning of the weekend, rather than the very end.

So, yeah, on the way to my room, I passed by my moms’ bedroom. They were always doing something in there. And often partially, or wholly naked. Sure, it was a little weird. But maybe not really. Or maybe I was just used to it. Regardless, mostly because of this, I had got in the habit of not looking in my moms’ bedroom. Even when the door was wide open. Because, with my moms, the door being open or closed meant nothing.

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LOF New Release: Let’s See If Mommy’s Milk Will Make You Feel Better: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

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Let’s See If Mommy’s Milk Will Make You Feel Better: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

I don’t know what I wanted. What I got was my mom saying, “Let’s see if Mommy’s Milk will make you feel better.” Now, I don’t know how it couldn’t.

Let's See If Mommy's Milk Will Make You Feel Better: Episode 1Hi. I’m Joe. And yeah, I guess I am sorry for the role I played in this whole messed up situation. And yet, I’m kind of not. I mean, there was some definite truth to what I was saying. In the beginning. But then things just spiraled. You know how these things get. Regardless, after a while, I really do think my mom’s milk made me feel better.

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“Joe, what is it?”

“Oh, nothing.”

“Joe? Really, what is it?”

“I don’t know. I guess I’m a little annoyed.”

“About what?”

“Well, it’s not your fault. Really. It’s only that in recent times, I’ve just wondered. About your wild years.”

“Yes, Mommy’s wild years.”

“Did your wildness, all you were doing, what you were putting in your body, and as a result what you were putting in my body, have something to do with my problems.”

“Oh, Joe?” My mom started to tear up a little. “Mommy certainly hopes not.”

Seeing her this way, I right away wished I hadn’t said anything. Even if I had thought it. More than once. Over the years. I never should have said anything. And yet, I feel like it was good to get it out. Still, I had to do something to hopefully turn this around. My mom was already older than a woman should probably be to have a baby. She didn’t need this. “Oh, Mom. I’m sorry. I’m sure there was no connection.”

“Yeah?” she said, wiping her eyes.

“Yeah,” I said. “Regardless, your wild years are long gone, now. You live very healthy, now. So, you won’t be putting anything bad in your new baby. That’s for sure.”

“Right.” My mom brightened up. “You’re certainly right.” She reached around me, holding me. “Mommy’s milk will be pure as the driven snow.”

“Right.” I smiled. “No doubt about it.”

“Mommy hopes to give her new baby the best chance at life.”

“Good.”

“But Mommy still can’t help feeling so horribly bad she didn’t do that for you.”

“Oh. It’s okay. I’m sure my ailments are from genetics or whatever. Nothing from what you did. Probably, anyway.”

My mom lifted her head and eyed me.

“What?”

“Joe, do you think maybe Mommy’s milk would help you, now?”

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LOF New Release: This Is Some Fucked-Up Homeschooling Mom: Episode 4

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This Is Some Fucked-Up Homeschooling Mom: Episode 4 by Tura Brasi

I don’t wanna go to school. Why should I? I wanna be a rocker! So, now, my mom is homeschooling me, in her own fucked-up way. Ugh!

This Is Some Fucked-Up Home-Schooling Mom: Episode 4I’m not weird. Or bad. Just misunderstood. My mom, and my sister for that matter, both think they know me. But, they don’t. I don’t apply myself because I don’t wanna apply myself. I don’t wanna go to school. Why should I? When all I wanna be is, well, a rocker. And, I’m gonna be a rocker. I am!

But, all I keep hearing are those words, “As long as you’re living under my roof, you will go to school,” which were my dad’s words, delivered at the top of his lungs, with some real mean pipes, I might add, like Bruce Dickinson pipes, well, maybe not that mean, before my dad up and had a coronary, probably from all that yelling at the top of his lungs, or maybe, more than likely, from all my mom’s blowjobs, we’re talking mean blowjobs, which I can say, sadly, from experience now, could definitely kill somebody, or at least maim them, not unlike a head-on collision with one of my mom’s mammoth ta-tas, which were Guinness Book ta-tas, my mom and my sisters’ both.

So, now, I’m stuck. Now, to go along with my dad’s ghost yelling at me at the top of its ghostly lungs, everyone and their mother seems to think I need to finish school, even my twisted fuck of a grandpa, telling my mom if she can’t get me, the heir to some kind of small fortune, to graduate he’s gonna pull the plug on us, financially, what a prick, like it’s my mom or my sister’s fault I don’t wanna go to school.

Regardless, that’s where I am. Thoroughly stuck. And, that’s where my mom is, thoroughly stuck, thinking she has to get me graduated, somehow, someway, including homeschooling me, in her own, well, fucked-up way of homeschooling. Ugh.

And, if you ask me, this is all very unrocker. I mean, Angus Young wouldn’t put up with this bullshit.

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LOF New Release: This Is Some Fucked-Up Homeschooling Mom: Episode 3

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This Is Some Fucked-Up Homeschooling Mom: Episode 3 by Tura Brasi

I don’t wanna go to school. Why should I? I wanna be a rocker! So, now, my mom is homeschooling me, in her own fucked-up way. Ugh!

This Is Some Fucked-Up Homeschooling Mom: Episode 3I’m not weird. Or bad. Just misunderstood. My mom, and my sister for that matter, both think they know me. But, they don’t. I don’t apply myself because I don’t wanna apply myself. I don’t wanna go to school. Why should I? When all I wanna be is, well, a rocker. And, I’m gonna be a rocker. I am!

But, all I keep hearing are those words, “As long as you’re living under my roof, you will go to school,” which were my dad’s words, delivered at the top of his lungs, with some real mean pipes, I might add, like Bruce Dickinson pipes, well, maybe not that mean, before my dad up and had a coronary, probably from all that yelling at the top of his lungs, or maybe, more than likely, from all my mom’s blowjobs, we’re talking mean blowjobs, which I can say, sadly, from experience now, could definitely kill somebody, or at least maim them, not unlike a head-on collision with one of my mom’s mammoth ta-tas, which were Guinness Book ta-tas, my mom and my sisters’ both.

So, now, I’m stuck. Now, to go along with my dad’s ghost yelling at me at the top of its ghostly lungs, everyone and their mother seems to think I need to finish school, even my twisted fuck of a grandpa, telling my mom if she can’t get me, the heir to some kind of small fortune, to graduate he’s gonna pull the plug on us, financially, what a prick, like it’s my mom or my sister’s fault I don’t wanna go to school.

Regardless, that’s where I am. Thoroughly stuck. And, that’s where my mom is, thoroughly stuck, thinking she has to get me graduated, somehow, someway, including homeschooling me, in her own, well, fucked-up way of homeschooling. Ugh.

And, if you ask me, this is all very unrocker. I mean, Angus Young wouldn’t put up with this bullshit.

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