LOF New Release: No Dude, Miss Miller Is The Take Home Test: Episode 1

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No Dude, Miss Miller Is The Take Home Test: Episode 1 by Byzantine Thomas

After pressing Billy for details about the take home test, he finally turned to me and said, “No dude, Miss Miller is the take home test.”

No Dude, Miss Miller Is The Take Home Test!: Episode 1Me and my friend Billy are weird, in that we actually care about our grades, which is sort of like an anomaly at my school. So, when I saw him in study, and he got all quiet about the take home test Miss Miller gave him a few nights prior, I couldn’t help but press him for details. I know I shouldn’t have, but I did. And that’s when he suddenly turned to me with his face as white as notebook paper and said under his breath, “No dude, Miss Miller is the take home test.”

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The whole thing was absurd. What was Billy even talking about? I figured he was probably speaking figuratively. I mean, Miss Miller was pretty passionate about all things biology, so it was totally plausible she would put her heart and soul into our take home test. Still, it was kind of unlike Billy to speak so poetically. Especially about anything as crucial, at least to us, as a test.

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Then I got a text. And not from anyone from my contacts. And all it said was, “Gardner. Let me in.”

I smirked. “Billy?” I sent.

“Miss Miller. Let me in.”

Miss Miller? What? Was she hand-delivering this take-home test?

“Gardner?” She texted again.

I got up. Should I put something on? Screw that! This is my home. If she’s going to show up unannounced like this, why should I bend over backwards and put some clothes on? I mean, did she think just because she was my teacher I was going to do whatever she wanted or something? There are limits to these things.

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In Addition To Everything Else Going On In My Life Now I Have To Get My Mom Pregnant Too: Episode 1
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There’s a new title All You Need Is Some Good Old-Fashioned Mommy Therapy: Session 1 taking the top spot for LOF Best Sellers March 2021 (last 30 days) and the familiar Those Awkward Moments After Your Best Friend’s Mom Accidentally Gulps A Mouthful Of Your Cum: Episode 1 retaking the top spot for LOF Best Sellers Annual (last 360 days).

All You Need Is Some Good Old-Fashion Mommy Therapy: Session 1All You Need Is Some Good Old-Fashioned Mommy Therapy: Session 1 by Luca Satana

Who knows, in the end, maybe my mom was right, maybe all I needed was some good old-fashioned Mommy Therapy.

Top 25 LOF Best Sellers March 2021 (last 30 Days)
1 All You Need Is Some Good Old-Fashioned Mommy Therapy: Session 1
2 Mom’s Nutrients: Episode 2 (With My Little Big Sister Cali)
3 Those Awkward Moments After Your Best Friend’s Mom Accidentally Gulps A Mouthful Of Your Cum: Episode 1
4 Apparently My Girlfriend’s Grandma Has A Knack For Sucking The Truth Right Out Of Unsuspecting Young Men
5 Thanks To My Dad’s Awful Handwriting His Bitchy Girlfriend Thinks She’s Supposed To Fuck Me
6 Mom’s Nutrients: Episode 1
7 My Best Friend’s Mom: Episode 1
8 My Super Sexy Prep Room Teacher Is Also My Super Sexy Sex-Slave: Episode 1 (Part 1)
9 Due To Some Mix-Up My Mom Is My Assigned Sex-Ed Partner: Episode 2
10 Figuring Out Where I Fit In With My Ultra-Sexy Lesbian Ex-Babysitter: Episode 1
11 My Mother Seems To Think My Cock Is Her Very Own Personal Space Heater
12 Mom Eventually You’re Gonna Have To Go Back With Dad: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
13 Due To Some Mix-Up My Mom Is My Assigned Sex-Ed Partner: Episode 1
14 Mad Maggie: Episode 1
15 What Do You Do When Your Pastor’s Wife Is Constantly Complaining About The Lack Of Anal In Her Life?
16 My Daughter’s Tiny Little Best Friend Has Practically Been Begging Me For Months To Take Her For A Driving Lesson
17 When My Mom Got My D&D Guy Leveled Three Times I Had To Show Her My Appreciation
18 What Do You Do When You Accidentally Titty Fuck The President’s Daughter Twice?
19 Luca’s Fourth Naughty Byte: The Fourth 8 Naughty Bits Sex Stories
20 How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love My Family: Season 1 (Episode 1-7)
21 Mom Driver: Episode 1
22 Swimming Lessons With Former Olympic Gold Medallist Cassidy Craig: Lesson 1
23 (Maybe I Was Wrong When I Said) School Sucks (Or Maybe I Was Really Right): Episode 5 (Introducing My School Principal Lois Hanna)
24 Luca’s 6 Little Third-Person Releases: 1st Issue
25 What Do You Do When A Woman Is Convinced The Only Way To Truly Get Clean Is To Shower In Fresh Come?

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Those Awkward Moments After Your Best Friend's Mom Accidentally Gulps A Mouthful Of Your Cum: Episode 1Those Awkward Moments After Your Best Friend’s Mom Accidentally Gulps A Mouthful Of Your Cum: Episode 1 by Byzantine Thomas

My best friend Johnny was like, “Hey, it must suck having to sleep on the floor every time you spend the night. Ya know, if you want, you can take my mom’s bed.” I narrowed my eyes, thinking it was just another practical joke. So, I was like, “Whatever.” And he was like, “Fine. Whatever.” And I was finally like, “Okay. I’ll sleep in your mom’s bed.” Thus, sealing my fate to what happened next.

Top 25 LOF Best Sellers March 2021 (last 360 Days)
1 Those Awkward Moments After Your Best Friend’s Mom Accidentally Gulps A Mouthful Of Your Cum: Episode 1
2 Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 2
3 Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 3
4 Weird Sex Tales: 4-Pack 1
5 Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 1
6 Holy Fuck I Think I’m Dating My Cute-As-A-Button Irresistible Little Mom: 4-Pack 1 (Date 1 (Part 1-4))
7 This Is Some Fucked-Up Homeschooling Mom: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
8 It’s Becoming Abundantly Clear What My Nutty Mom Always Wants: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
9 Thanks To My Dad’s Awful Handwriting His Bitchy Girlfriend Thinks She’s Supposed To Fuck Me
10 My Super Sexy Prep Room Teacher Is Also My Super Sexy Sex-Slave: Episode 1 (Part 1)
11 My Ultra-Christian Little Mom Gets Worried I Might Be Gay Whenever She Can’t Get Me Going Enough: Episode 1
12 A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 3 (Episode 15-21)
13 My Ultra-Christian Little Mom Gets Worried I Might Be Gay Whenever She Can’t Get Me Going Enough: Episode 2
14 (Maybe I Was Wrong When I Said) School Sucks (Or Maybe I Was Really Right): 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
15 In Addition To Everything Else Going On In My Life Now I Have To Get My Mom Pregnant Too: Season 1 (Episode 1-7)
16 Mommy Knows You Have Good Taste: Episode 1
17 Apparently My Girlfriend’s Grandma Has A Knack For Sucking The Truth Right Out Of Unsuspecting Young Men
18 My Super Sexy Prep Room Teacher Is Also My Super Sexy Sex-Slave: Episode 2
19 Teacher’s Golden Rule: Episode 1
20 Aunt Sarah’s Answer To Everything: Season 1 (Episode 1-7)
21 What Do You Do When Your Pastor’s Wife Is Constantly Complaining About The Lack Of Anal In Her Life?
22 A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 1 (Episode 1 – 7)
23 Mommy Wants Every Shot: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
24 My Ultra-Christian Little Mom Gets Worried I Might Be Gay Whenever She Can’t Get Me Going Enough: Episode 3
25 My Super Sexy Prep Room Teacher Is Also My Super Sexy Sex-Slave: Episode 1 (Part 2)

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In Addition To Everything Else Going On In My Life Now I Have To Get My Mom Pregnant Too: Episode 1In Addition To Everything Else Going On In My Life Now I Have To Get My Mom Pregnant Too: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

In addition to everything else going on in my life, with this being my senior year and having to get ready for college, I also have an alarming amount of homework, baseball, chess club, my job at the hardware store, and all my house chores, and now I have to get my mom pregnant, too! If you ask me, the whole thing is fucking bullshit!

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LOF New Release: Mom’s Nutrients: Episode 2 (With My Little Big Sister Cali) by Luca Satana

Mom's Nutrients: Episode 2
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Mom’s Nutrients: Episode 2 (With My Little Big Sister Cali) by Luca Satana

I get it. Mom’s Nutrient’s. She’s a little too old to be having a baby. So she needs extra nutrients. And now my little big sister Cali is involved?

Mom's Nutrients: Episode 2My mom’s funny. Super funny. I think so. My dad thinks so. My big little sister thinks so. And my little big sister thinks so. But, when she got pregnant, at the ill-advised age of 42, I guess to compensate for that ill-advised age, she came up with this whole out-there nutrients thing. Well, I didn’t think that was funny at all. And, apparently, neither did she. In fact, when it came to my mom’s nutrients, she was quite serious. And so was my dad. So was my big little sister. And so was my little big sister. Okay. Fine! But why the fuck did she have to get her nutrients from me?

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Hi, Pug!” my mom said excitedly, with her big hazel eyes beaming, not to mention her perky little tits, or more specifically her puffy not-so-little nipples beaming, as she sat there so incredibly beautiful, and so incredibly naked, in what used to be my dad’s office, but, now, after my mom, quite a few days in succession, by way of several magical blowjobs, was given her nutrients, rather than my dad’s office it was more like my mom’s nursery, since it was most definitely the place my mom preferred to nurse on my duplicitous, grotesquely opportunistic big bad cock.

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“Hi, Mom…” I said, skulking in, and probably looking more than a little annoyed, at the situation, sure, but more so at my cock, which was growing way too accustom to this whole nutrients thing, which I considered something of a betrayal, or at the very least an insult, since I, at least from the neck up, was still totally not on board with any of this, even if the mere amount of time and distance it took to walk from my car to my mom’s nursery was more than enough time for my cock to turn into an absolutely raging lunatic in my jeans.

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LOF New Release: All You Need Is Some Good Old-Fashioned Mommy Therapy: Session 1 by Luca Satana

All You Need Is Some Good Old-Fashion Mommy Therapy: Session 1
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Who knows, in the end, maybe my mom was right, maybe all I needed was some good old-fashioned Mommy Therapy.

All You Need Is Some Good Old-Fashion Mommy Therapy: Session 1

 

About midway through my senior year of high school, I started having a rough go of things. At the time, I didn’t have a clue why. Whatever the reason, it manifested itself in various ways, mostly moodiness. I guess I could be a right prick. To put it plainly, I had issues. To the point my guidance counselor suggested I see a therapist. But my dad didn’t believe in therapy. So, my mom stepped in. If my dad wasn’t going to do something, she was.

The first thing my mom did was found a couple second-hand cushy chairs she believed looked a lot like the cushy chairs you might find in a therapist’s office. Then, she started watching a little extra therapist shows like The Sopranos and In Treatment. And when she felt good and ready, she approached me, her prospective first and only client.

I have to say, my mom tried her best to convince me she knew what the fuck she was doing. Even though she didn’t exactly succeed in that, I did appreciate the effort. At least she was trying, which was more than I could say for my dad.

And, who knows, in the end, maybe my mom was right, maybe all I needed was some good old-fashioned Mommy Therapy.

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About a week after I, somewhat emboldened by my high school guidance counselor’s suggestion, summoned the requisite courage to finally broach the subject of me possibly going to see a therapist, and my dad basically going off on me and just about the whole concept of therapy, essentially equating it to going to see a witch doctor or maybe consulting a volcano about your troubles, I was happening along the upstairs hallway, probably about an hour before bed, when I was suddenly stopped short by my mom, who wasn’t looking at all like her usual going-to-bed-self, but actually, looking very nice, even, well, sexy, with her already very beautiful face made up even more beautiful, in particular her big bright red lips, along with her long chestnut-brown hair flowing over her shoulders, and wearing this absolutely out-of-this-world mostly see-through white lace teddy thing, which was doing very little to cover up her little bubbly boobs, in particular her extremely dark, even bubblier, or rather, pointy nipples, making me, well, jump, both inside and outside, especially inside my boxers, or more specifically, inside my big cock, which was, I’m sure you could imagine, quite a fucking surprise.

“Holly, honey, Mommy wants you to forget what your father said,” my mom said, moving in close to me, as her intoxicating perfume filled my nostrils, while her and her little bubbly body gave me very little space to maneuver, let alone breathe. “He’s just of a different generation. A different mindset. Caveman, call it.” She paused and giggled.

Uh-huh…” I nodded, gulping.

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There’s a new old title Weird Sex Tales: 4-Pack 1 taking the top spot for LOF Best Sellers February 2021 (last 30 days) and the same old title Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 2 maintaining the top spot for LOF Best Sellers Annual (last 360 days).

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Weird Sex Tales. That’s what you got on your hands, now. Little Weird Sex Tales. Not my problem anymore.

Top 25 LOF Best Sellers February 2021 (last 30 Days)
1 Weird Sex Tales: 4-Pack 1
2 (Maybe I Was Wrong When I Said) School Sucks (Or Maybe I Was Really Right): Episode 5 (Introducing My School Principal Lois Hanna)
3 Before Bed My Mom Wants Me To Use Her Mouth To Empty My Balls And Bladder
4 Thanks To My Dad’s Awful Handwriting His Bitchy Girlfriend Thinks She’s Supposed To Fuck Me
5 Apparently My Girlfriend’s Grandma Has A Knack For Sucking The Truth Right Out Of Unsuspecting Young Men
6 A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 1 (Episode 1 – 7)
7 What Do You Do When Your Neighbor Offers You His Wife In Exchange For Your 1952 Topps Willie Mays Card?
8 Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 3
9 (Maybe I Was Wrong When I Said) School Sucks (Or Maybe I Was Really Right): 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
10 Now That’s Some Serious Fucking Campaigning: Episode 1 (Kimbie Ballard, Wife Of Ton Ballard Candidate For U.S. Senate)
11 Those Awkward Moments After Your Best Friend’s Mom Accidentally Gulps A Mouthful Of Your Cum: Episode 1
12 Mom Eventually You’re Gonna Have To Go Back With Dad: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
13 Holy Fuck I Think I’m Dating My Cute-As-A-Button Irresistible Little Mom: Date 2 (Part 1)
14 Can I Help It If My Girlfriend Looks Twelve Years Old?: Episode 1 (Part 2)
15 Taking Care Of Grandma: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
16 Mom Wants To Be A (Porn) Star: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
17 Teacher’s Golden Rule: Episode 1
18 The Legion Of Filth Bundle: Volume 5: September 2015 – December 2015 (Including 28 Stories)
19 The Legion Of Filth Bundle: Volume 1: Inception To December 2014 (Including 19 Stories)
20 A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 3 (Episode 15-21)
21 The Legion Of Filth Bundle: Volume 4: July 2015 – September 2015 (Including 28 Stories)
22 The Legion Of Filth Bundle: Volume 3: April 2015 – June 2015 (Including 16 Stories)
23 How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love My Family: Season 1 (Episode 1-7)
24 Wisher: Episode 1 (Part 1 & 2)
25 Me And My Mom And My Sister (AKA The Last Ones Left Alive): Episode 2

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Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend's Mom I'm About To Come: Episode 2

Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 2 by Byzantine Thomas

When the universe gets a whiff of you having a big stupid super hard 12-inch you-know-what, it’s almost as if your best friend’s mom can’t get it through her pretty little head that you’re relatively new to sex, so you’re almost always about to lose it. All she seems to care about is when she can have that super hard 12-inch you-know-what of yours all to herself, and how often.

Top 25 LOF Best Sellers February 2021 (last 360 Days)
1 Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 2
2 Those Awkward Moments After Your Best Friend’s Mom Accidentally Gulps A Mouthful Of Your Cum: Episode 1
3 Holy Fuck I Think I’m Dating My Cute-As-A-Button Irresistible Little Mom: 4-Pack 1 (Date 1 (Part 1-4))
4 Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 1
5 Weird Sex Tales: 4-Pack 1
6 Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 3
7 This Is Some Fucked-Up Homeschooling Mom: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
8 A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 3 (Episode 15-21)
9 It’s Becoming Abundantly Clear What My Nutty Mom Always Wants: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
10 A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 1 (Episode 1 – 7)
11 (Maybe I Was Wrong When I Said) School Sucks (Or Maybe I Was Really Right): 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
12 My Ultra-Christian Little Mom Gets Worried I Might Be Gay Whenever She Can’t Get Me Going Enough: Episode 1
13 A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 2 (Episode 8-14)
14 Thanks To My Dad’s Awful Handwriting His Bitchy Girlfriend Thinks She’s Supposed To Fuck Me
15 In Addition To Everything Else Going On In My Life Now I Have To Get My Mom Pregnant Too: Season 1 (Episode 1-7)
16 My Ultra-Christian Little Mom Gets Worried I Might Be Gay Whenever She Can’t Get Me Going Enough: Episode 2
17 Mommy Wants Every Shot: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
18 My Super Sexy Prep Room Teacher Is Also My Super Sexy Sex-Slave: Episode 1 (Part 1)
19 Teacher’s Golden Rule: Episode 1
20 My Super Sexy Prep Room Teacher Is Also My Super Sexy Sex-Slave: Episode 2
21 Taking Care Of Grandma: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
22 Aunt Sarah’s Answer To Everything: Season 1 (Episode 1-7)
23 Mommy Knows You Have Good Taste: Episode 1
24 The Loathsome Burden Of Having Life-Changing Cum: Episode 1: Alison (My High School Librarian)
25 My Ultra-Christian Little Mom Gets Worried I Might Be Gay Whenever She Can’t Get Me Going Enough: Episode 3

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This Is Some Fucked-Up Home-Schooling Mom: Episode 1This Is Some Fucked-Up Homeschooling Mom: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

I’m not weird. Or bad. Just misunderstood. I don’t wanna go to school. Why should I? I’m a rocker. But, now, my grandpa said if my mom doesn’t get me to go to school and graduate, he’s gonna pull the plug on us, financially. So, now, my mom thinks she has to go to great lengths to get me to go to graduate, by homeschooling me in her own fucked-up way. Ugh.

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