LOF New Release: The Best Shot: Episode 2: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life

The Best Shot: Episode 2 Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life
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The Best Shot: Episode 2: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life by Luca Satana

What are you supposed to do when your mom says, “Mommy wants to give you the best shot at leading a productive life.”?

The Best Shot: Episode 2 Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive LifeFor a pretty healthy, mostly normal 18-year-old guy, I think everything was going just fine in my life. So, I wasn’t the most sexual person in the world. I had my future to think about. Who had time for things like girls? Sex? Etc.? Little did I know, those were the exact things that would have protected me from what was about to happen in my life. My totally fucked-up, out-there, life.

Excerpt:

I was asleep. Mostly. But not exactly in a deep sleep. It’s hard to sleep when what just happened to me a few hours earlier just happened. You know what I mean. It was like a dream. A really weird out-there sort of dream. Kind of like the dreamy voice I was hearing.

Connor?” my mom said softly, before sitting down on the edge of my bed.

Huh…?” I said, barely audible, and barely conscious.

“Mommy’s so sorry to disturb you, but she just couldn’t sleep.”

“I’m sorry… I guess neither can I…” She didn’t get the hint.

“Oh, sorry to hear that.” She started to massage my thigh.

“Yeah…”  Yeah, she really didn’t get it.

“It’s just that Mommy blew your father before bed, and like a sillyhead, she swallowed his big load.”

“Um. Okay…”

“Mommy loves your father, but his loads aren’t what she would call, well, yummy.”

“Okay…”

“If Mommy had to describe your father’s cum-”

“Mom, that’s the thing. You don’t have to describe Dad’s cum.”

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LOF New Release: The Best Shot: Episode 1: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life

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The Best Shot: Episode 1: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life by Luca Satana

What are you supposed to do when your mom says, “Mommy wants to give you the best shot at leading a productive life.”?

The Best Shot: Episode 1: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive LifeFor a pretty healthy, mostly normal 18-year-old guy, I think everything was going just fine in my life. So, I wasn’t the most sexual person in the world. I had my future to think about. Who had time for things like girls? Sex? Etc.? Little did I know, those were the exact things that would have protected me from what was about to happen in my life. My totally fucked-up, out-there, life.

Excerpt:

It was late, just a few minutes before bed, and I was just sitting on my bed previewing the next unit in my biology textbook, when my mom walked in. She was in a bra and panties. Not super weird for her. But still a little weird for me. Especially given how absolutely bonkers humungous my mom’s boobs were.

“Connor?” my mom said, smiling, all stealthy, as if she was trying not to disturb me too much.

“Yeah?” I said, peeking up at her.

“Can Mommy talk to you?” She sat down on the edge of my bed.

“Sure.” I stayed put where I was, half-lying up against the headboard.

“Come over here.”

“Okay.” I did. What was she up to?

“Mommy was watching Dr. Phil-”

“Mom, you know you’re not supposed to watch Dr. Phil.”

My mom had a problem. With Dr. Phil. Oprah. Maury. Or whoever else was churning out all that day-time TV crap. I mean, sure, that stuff, alone, is pretty harmless. However, when you mix it with someone like my mom, who was very impressionable, maybe too impressionable, the results could be catastrophic. As in this case. Most definitely.

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LOF New Release: My Mom Beats Me: Episode 1

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My Mom Beats Me: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

I don’t mind if my mom beats me. It’s when she really beats me, and I mean really beats me senseless, I really start to lose my mind.

My Mom Beats Me: Episode 1My mom beats me. In pretty much every sense of the word. I know. Weird. She thinks it’s hilarious. It’s sick. And gross. And freaky. And spectacular. But awful, too. And she just laughs and laughs. And I just get beat and beat. In pretty much every sense of the word. I know. Weird.

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It happened one morning. Well. Obviously. What a dumb way to start a story. But it did.

We were in a pillow fight. In my mom’s room. In my mom’s bed. I’m not sure how it started. Or how we even got there. But trust me, we were.

Suddenly, my mom hit me hard. Seemingly extra hard. “Mom! Ow! You’re nuts!” I glared at her.

No! Your nuts!” My mom giggled, then hit me way harder than she previously did. And in my nuts.

Ow!!!” I wanted to punch her. Seriously. Imagine that. A guy punching his own mom. And I’m bigger than her. Now. At 18. At 40 she seemed so small. Really weird. Like I was the parent. Or in charge. Kind of hard when she’s the one beating me. All the time. In every sense of the word. But I’ll get to that.

Ow!!!” She mocked me.

“Forget you, Mom! That really hurt!” I glared at her.

“Oh, cry me a river, Elvi!”

“I will. I am.” I cupped my balls. “Gees.”

“Well, you just need to take a minute.”

“I am. So don’t hit me.”

Don’t tell me that, Elvi, or I will.”

“Better not. I’m in pain here, Mom.”

“Okay-okay.” She set the pillow down.

I sighed. Finally, I was safe.

Then, my mom cupped my balls for me.

What?” I said, smirking at her.

“Quiet,” she said, then giggled, as she started to, well, fondle me. It felt weird. Good. Bad. Ugly. But mostly and ultimately, fabulous, as I started to grow.

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LOF New Release: Getting To Know Mom: Episode 3: But With Mommy’s Help You Could Know Even More

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The Getting To Know Mom Series: Episode 3: But With Mommy’s Help You Could Know Even More by Luca Satana

I told my mom how my girlfriend helped me know what was on the midterm, and now my mom thinks she can help me know even more!

Finally, there’s a series devoted to men getting to know their moms. You know, biblically speaking. And not a moment too soon.

And, next, we have But With Mommy’s Help You Could Know Even More:

In retrospect, yeah, I never should have told my mom how my girlfriend helped me know what was on the midterm. I mean, I should have known she wouldn’t approve. But the way she didn’t approve was a bit surprising. And probably way worse. Because my mom was convinced if I let my mom help me I could know even more. The scary part was I think my mom knew what she was talking about.

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After I told my mom about my girlfriend, and how she helped me know what was on my midterm, my mom just sort of stared at me. Forever.

It was weird.

To be honest, I didn’t mind sitting there at my desk in my room staring at my mom, waiting for her to make a move or sound. After all, she was very beautiful, with dark features, and big fluffy blood-red lips, and a nearly endless roller-coaster of curves up and down her body. Like Carmen Electra curves. Like Carmen Electra on crack curves (assuming Carmen Electra wasn’t already on crack).

And then, suddenly, my mom started stripping off her blouse, then her skirt, getting down to her red bra and panties.

Mom?” I said, kind of in awe.

Jordan?” my mom said, kind of mocking.

“What are you doing?”

“Mommy’s impressed.”

“You are?”

“Yeah.” She went over and shut and locked my bedroom door. “Rachel may have helped you know what was on your midterm, but with Mommy’s help you could know even more, on whatever midterms you might have left, your finals, or whatever big test might come up in between.”

Um…” I smirked, then watched as my mom dropped down to the floor to squeeze herself and all her roller-coaster of curves under my desk.

“Do you have your books and notes?” I heard her say from somewhere under my desk.

“Um.” I looked around, at a loss. “Somewhere.”

“Well…” I could practically hear her rolling her eyes. “Go get them.”

“Um. Yeah. Right. Okay.”

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LOF New Release: Getting To Know Mom: Episode 2: Nobody Needs To Know Mommy Is Coming

Getting To Know Mom: Episode 2: Nobody Needs To Know Mommy Is Coming
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The Getting To Know Mom Series: Episode 2: Nobody Needs To Know Mommy Is Coming by Luca Satana

Getting to know my mom has been a scream. Quite literally. But, and I think my mom would agree, nobody, and I mean nobody needs to know.

Getting To Know Mom: Episode 2: Nobody Needs To Know Mommy Is ComingFinally, there’s a series devoted to men getting to know their moms. You know, biblically speaking. And not a moment too soon.

Then, a slightly different Nobody Needs To Know Mommy Is Coming:

Okay, totally my bad. I’ll admit it. I never should have put myself in that situation. In any of these situations. Especially when I knew how much of a fan my mom was of sex. Or, in particular, a fan of a certain part of the male anatomy. Still, how big a fan I never could have known. And if I’m not careful, everyone else will know. Which was something my mom most definitely was not a big fan of. Not even a little bit.

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So, I finally knocked on the bathroom door.

Nothing. No response.

“Seriously?” I sighed. Then, wouldn’t you know, I did have to piss. I rolled my eyes. So, finally, I just opened the door and went in.

“Will, is that you?” My mom’s voice called out from the shower. She sounded as if she was struggling with something of great import in there, whatever she was doing.

“Yes, Mom.” I rolled my eyes again, as I unfurled my big smelly cock to begin emptying it in the toilet. “When are you guys just going to break down and call someone to come out and fix your shower?”

“Will, last time I checked, both of these showers are mine.”

“Yeah, but there’s other people here.”

“Oh, stop the presses, are you going to take a shower?”

“I am. Or I was.”

“Oh, by all means, take one.”

“I will. But it’s kind of hard when you’re taking one, right?”

“Oh, right. Silly me. Mommy will be done momentarily.”

“Mom, what does that even mean? Momentarily?

“What’s the rush?”

“I have to go. I’m going to a party.”

“Oh. Big plans. It’s a party. You can be late to a party.”

“I know. But I’m picking up Raymond, then his girlfriend in Henniker.”

Henniker?

“Yeah.”

“Why can’t Raymond pick up his girlfriend in Henniker?”

Mom…

“Right. Leadfoot can’t drive.”

“No. He can drive. He can definitely drive. Just not the speed limit. Ever.

“Well, he better give you some gas money.”

“I don’t know. Mom, please. I gotta jump in there.”

“Then, jump in.”

“Um, no.”

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