LOF New Release: According To My Grandma Whatever Happens In The Bathtub Stays In The Bathtub: Episode 1

Posted on August 17, 2024 by LOFAdmin — No Comments ↓

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According To My Grandma Whatever Happens In The Bathtub Stays In The Bathtub: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

According to my grandma whatever happens in the bathtub stays in the bathtub, but I’m not sure if that’s true. But I guess we’re about to find out.

According to my grandma, whatever happens in the bathtub stays in the bathtub. But I don’t think that’s true. I’m not sure if it ever is. Like when they say whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I think the film The Hangover proves that. Because I don’t think any of their shenanigans stay in Vegas. On the other hand, the film Leaving Las Vegas totally proves it, since Nicolas Cage, I’m pretty sure – spoiler alert – definitely ends up staying in Vegas.

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I guess you could say I like movies. I also like my grandma. But not this much! And certainly not as much as she likes me. Holy shit!

It started when my mom wanted us out of her hair, meaning my sister Angela and me – I’m Che – not short for Che Higuera the cool-ass revolutionary everybody wears T-shirts about all the time, but short for cherub, which is kind of dumb, I know, but my mom, I guess, was like I named my daughter Angela, after angels, so I’ll name my son after cherubs, which, in case you didn’t know, are those fat little fuck angels always shooting arrows at folks. Or is that cupid? I guess they could be considered one in the same. Or perhaps Cupid is an example of a cherub. I’ll have to look that up. Or you could. I’m busy. I gotta get this shit out. Before I forget it. As if I ever could.

The funny thing is my sister is named Angela, after angels, but, dude, my sister is no angel. You’ll probably figure that out later.

Nor am I, I guess, to be fair.

But my grandma is something else entirely.

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LOF New Release: It’s Always Nice To See My Super Cool Little Grandma: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

Posted on December 27, 2020 by LOFAdmin — No Comments ↓

It's Always So Nice To See My Super Cool Little Grandma: Episode 1

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It’s Always Nice To See My Super Cool Little Grandma: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

I’ve never been cool. So, Imagine my surprise when my super cool little grandma decided to share her coolness with me, in the littlest absolutely amazing increments.

Hi. I’m Lincoln. I’m 18. And I’m not cool. Never was. I didn’t even have an inkling how to be cool. I just didn’t. Meanwhile it seemed like everyone else in my family knew exactly how to be cool. And nobody was cooler than my super cool little grandma. So, imagine my surprise, and deepest gratitude when my grandma decided to share some of her abundant coolness with me, in the littlest increments; the littlest absolutely amazing super nice increments, proving over and over what I always thought to be true, and that is it’s always nice to see my super cool little grandma.

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So, there I was, out on my family’s huge estate, playing after-dark hide-and-go-seek. It was just something my family liked to do, after dinner, particularly when people were over, friends or family, and usually after everyone had a few drinks in them. In this case, it was some of our extended family, including my super cool little grandma.

Not unlike a lot of things, I was not good at after-dark hide-and-go-seek. I was a little big, or bulky. I wasn’t graceful. And I wasn’t very quiet. Even when I was just trying to stand still, you could hear me breathe. Or at least my super cool little grandma could.

“Lincoln?” my grandma whispered to me, as she approached stealthily in the moonlight.

“Yeah?” I whispered back, as I remained tucked away, quite poorly, in the shadows between the barn and the fence.

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LOF New Release: Weird Sex Tales: Apparently My Girlfriend’s Grandma Has A Knack For Sucking The Truth Right Out Of Unsuspecting Young Men

Posted on August 9, 2020 by LOFAdmin — No Comments ↓

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Weird Sex Tales: Apparently My Girlfriend’s Grandma Has A Knack For Sucking The Truth Right Out Of Unsuspecting Young Men by Byzantine Thomas

Did you know a compulsive liar’s worst enemy is a sexy old lady with a knack for sucking the truth out of unsuspecting young men?

Weird Sex Tales. That’s what you got on your hands, now. Little Weird Sex Tales. Not my problem anymore.

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“Why don’t you have a seat here with me.”

“Um. I’m okay. Here.” He gulped back his nerves a little, feeling himself already starting to perspire, especially when he realized he may or may not have still been packing some serious heat in the shape of a big bulge in his jeans, which, as it turned out, he was, which really made him pissed at himself, especially since there was absolutely no doubt his girlfriend’s grandma had noticed.

“Are you? Standing there? With your legs so tired?” She raised her eyebrows. “From doing whatever you’ve been doing down in the basement with our sweet little Rachel?”

“Um. Yes.” He gulped again.

“Well. I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist. Please. Sit down. Right here next to me.” She patted the bed next to her.

“Okay…” He nodded, and complied, feeling a bit silly.

“Good. You stay right there.” Angela suddenly got up and walked over to her bedroom door and closed and locked it.

Seeing this, Kurt gulped yet again.

Then, Angela, on her way back over to the bed, she stopped at her dresser and slid her robe off, revealing her nearly naked, surprisingly shapely, surprisingly slim body, wearing nothing but a white bra and panties. She gave Kurt a big smile.

Kurt smiled politely back at her.

Then, Angela headed back over and sat down right next to him, and when she did, she set her hand on the big bulge in his jeans. “Kurt, you don’t mind if I put my hand here, do you?”

“Um. No.” He gulped one last time, scared even more shitless than before.

“Oh, but I think you do,” she said and gave his bulge a light squeeze.

“No. I don’t,” he struggled to say.

“Kurt?” She gave another maybe not so light squeeze this time. “Rachel told you about me, didn’t she?”

“Um. No.” He struggled to maintain his polite smile.

“Honestly, Kurt.” She smiled back at him, as she started to massage his big bulge. “There really is no reason for you to even try and fight me on this.”

“I’m not…” he said lightly.

“Oh, please…” she said, rolling her eyes and shaking her head, as she kneaded his big bulge even harder. “You’re fighting me every step of the way.”

“I’m not…” he was barely able to say.

“Then, I suppose you wouldn’t mind if I let this big boy out?” she said, as she started to undo his jeans. “Would you?”

“Nope…” He sighed heavily, as his big thick cock suddenly sprung free from his unzipped jeans. However, it was only free for a millisecond, as she immediately wrapped her extremely soft and smooth fingers around it. “Not at all…”

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