LOF New Release: It Can Be So Draining Trying To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom She’s Still Sexy: Episode 1

Posted on December 22, 2021 by LOFAdmin — No Comments ↓

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It Can Be So Draining Trying To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom She’s Still Sexy: Episode 1 by Byzantine Thomas

It’s that age-old dilemma, when you’re charged with the very draining task of convincing your best friend’s mom she’s still sexy.

This story is dedicated to all the poor souls unfortunate enough to fall into the same predicament I fell in, and that was of course the predicament where you have to convince your best friend’s mom she’s still sexy, because, dude, it can be so draining trying to convince your best friend’s mom she’s still sexy. Take my word for it.

Excerpt:

“Mason?” Liz hissed, her fiery ice-blue eyes ablaze, as she stood there with her long blond hair and makeup on point, with this rather low-cut and rather form-fitting, sparkly velvet black evening dress.

“Yeah?” I said timidly, my not so fiery blue eyes mostly averted, as I stood there with my shaggy blond hair a mess and facial stubble in full bloom, with my Leaping Lanny Poffo t-shirt and jeans.

“And just where do you think you’re going?” She was beautiful. As always. But not beautiful in any plain ole beautiful way. She was beautiful in sort of a somewhat scary, borderline intimidating way, like maybe a movie star, minus the imdb page.

“Home?” I was not beautiful. Well, maybe a little. Enough to get the occasional girl to give me smile. But certainly not a chorus of girls. And certainly not in consecutive days. Just the occasional smile. From the occasional girl. Good enough for me. Sure.

“Why?”

“Well. Jim’s gone…”

“He’ll be back.”

“I know. In like four hours. But I’ve been here a while. So, I probably need to go home. You know. To sort of like reset.”

“Why?”

“I don’t know…”

“Is reset code for washing up? Maybe getting some clean clothes?”

“Right. Exactly. You get it.” I nodded, ready to be on my way.

“Well. You can do those things here.” She put her hands on her hips, ready to stop me.

“Oh. Really? Um. Yeah. Okay. Still. I probably should go.”

“Okay, sure. I get it.” She really fired up those fiery ice-blue eyes and blasted me, adding a sharp crossing of her arms to boot. It was scary. Or just petrifyingly stunning, especially when her arms constricted her shapely body, in particular, her rather big boobs. “Why in the world would you want to stay here? I mean, if Jimmy’s gone, why would you want to stay here with just me? Jim’s boring old mom?”

“Um. No. It’s not like that. Really, Liz. It’s just the reset thing. Otherwise, um, sure, I would stay here. With you.” I smirked. Maybe not the best thing to do when trying to convince somebody of something.

“Sure…” She glared at me.

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LOF New Release: My Super Sexy Prep Room Teacher Is Also My Super Sexy Sex-Slave: Episode 3

Posted on June 16, 2021 by LOFAdmin — No Comments ↓

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My Super Sexy Prep Room Teacher Is Also My Super Sexy Sex-Slave: Episode 3 by Byzantine Thomas

You never know, maybe someday you too will be able to say my super sexy prep room teacher is also my super sexy sex-slave.

Hi, my name’s Billy Hamelin. You may or may not have heard of me. If you haven’t, I’m sure you’ve heard of my dad, Wallace Hamelin. Yeah. That Wallace Hamelin, the inventor of the Trapper Keeper. Needless to say, after all the success of the Trapper Keeper, we were pretty well-off for a while there, before my dad got sick and passed away in the mid 90’s. That’s what happens when you decide to have a son when you’re 63. It’s not like I’m mad at my dad for being so old when he had me. It’s not like you can blame him. He is my dad, after all. And even though I didn’t get a lot of time with him, the time I did get was pretty awesome, and I really do appreciate it.

By far, one of the coolest, and probably out-there things my dad ever did for me was on the Christmas following my 18th birthday, when he bought me a sex-slave. Yeah, I told you it was pretty out-there. But, again, I’m not complaining. At the time, I thought I was pretty fucking lucky – excuse my French. And I still do. Especially when I found out who my sex-slave was, well, none other than my absolutely gorgeous and super sexy prep room teacher, Miss Rose.

Excerpt:

As we arrived at Miss Rose’s apartment, I was finding it more and more difficult to keep my eyes open. Especially with the better part of three supercalifragilisticexpialidocious loads shot out of me, and all in a very short amount of time, which were now living life inside my super sexy prep room teacher turned super sexy sex-slave’s stomach.

Then, Miss Rose excused herself, leaving me in her very pink bedroom. A second later, I heard her shower going.

I shrugged and after a brief looksy around her bedroom, I discovered her photo albums, I grabbed one, hoping to find some kind of rare treasure, maybe something with Miss Rose as a little girl, or maybe as a not so little girl in a bathing suit, as if I hadn’t already seen practically every sweet and perfect part of her already. Still, sometimes nothing affixes something to your brain like a photo. However, once I took the photo album, and settled on her super soft and super fluffy pink bed, it wasn’t long, approximately a page or two in, I zonked out, buried somewhere in the deep of her super soft and super fluffy pink bed.

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I’m not sure how long after, I woke to the faint sound of Miss Rose singing softly and even dancing about, quite happily to herself. For a second there, I thought for sure some little cartoon critters, maybe some birds or squirrels were gonna come in through the window and start singing and dancing right along with her – you know, like we were in the middle of a Disney movie. And why not? I mean, Miss Rose was definitely pretty enough for all that. And as if Miss Rose wasn’t pretty enough, there she was prettying herself up even more, adding even more pretty to her gorgeously perfect doll-like face and shiny dark brown hair, all while she continued to prance around in a matching light pink bra and panties. As she moved, I couldn’t help but notice her big blue catlike eyes batting around, sometimes even in my direction, not to mention her nearly over-flowing breasts, nestled nice and snug in her bra, but not so snug they didn’t bounce around, sometimes even in my direction, also.

As usual, I tried my very best not to stare, but, as usual, my cock had different ideas, and as soon as I caught a glimpse of Miss Rose dipping her perfumed fingers down inside her pink panties, well, my cock just couldn’t be stopped, growing fast and hard in my slacks.

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LOF New Release: No Dude, Miss Miller Is The Take Home Test: Episode 1

Posted on April 8, 2021 by LOFAdmin — No Comments ↓

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No Dude, Miss Miller Is The Take Home Test: Episode 1 by Byzantine Thomas

After pressing Billy for details about the take home test, he finally turned to me and said, “No dude, Miss Miller is the take home test.”

Me and my friend Billy are weird, in that we actually care about our grades, which is sort of like an anomaly at my school. So, when I saw him in study, and he got all quiet about the take home test Miss Miller gave him a few nights prior, I couldn’t help but press him for details. I know I shouldn’t have, but I did. And that’s when he suddenly turned to me with his face as white as notebook paper and said under his breath, “No dude, Miss Miller is the take home test.”

Excerpt:

The whole thing was absurd. What was Billy even talking about? I figured he was probably speaking figuratively. I mean, Miss Miller was pretty passionate about all things biology, so it was totally plausible she would put her heart and soul into our take home test. Still, it was kind of unlike Billy to speak so poetically. Especially about anything as crucial, at least to us, as a test.

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Then I got a text. And not from anyone from my contacts. And all it said was, “Gardner. Let me in.”

I smirked. “Billy?” I sent.

“Miss Miller. Let me in.”

Miss Miller? What? Was she hand-delivering this take-home test?

“Gardner?” She texted again.

I got up. Should I put something on? Screw that! This is my home. If she’s going to show up unannounced like this, why should I bend over backwards and put some clothes on? I mean, did she think just because she was my teacher I was going to do whatever she wanted or something? There are limits to these things.

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LOF New Release: (Maybe I Was Wrong When I Said) School Sucks (Or maybe I Was Really Right): Episode 5 (Introducing My Principal Lois Hanna)

Posted on December 17, 2020 by LOFAdmin — No Comments ↓

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(Maybe I Was Wrong When I Said) School Sucks (Or maybe I Was Really Right): Episode 5 (Introducing My Principal Lois Hanna) by Byzantine Thomas

At Florence Nightingale High School, dissention is a threat that must neutralize, and Principal Lois Hanna was the one to do the neutralizing.

Conor Puck was a well-mannered, well-behaved, and, well, well-endowed 18-year-old stranger in a strange land, and a strange school: Florence Nightingale High School in Serenity Springs, an aptly-named small town in Western New York. It was midway through Conor’s senior year and not knowing anyone or any of the local do’s and don’ts was making for an even harder than expected transition. As it turned out, and much to Conor’s consternation, he wasn’t the social chameleon he believed himself to be. Even, at times, wishing he never came to this new place and this new school.

So, was it really all that surprising when Conor’s very sweet and very well-meaning, and alarmingly young English teacher Giulia Moss gave him an assignment to write about how he truly felt, about life, and where he was, and how he was living, insisting he be brutally honest, and to pull no punches, that he turned in a paper entitled: School Sucks? Sure, it might have been a gross over-simplification of his life, given how shitty his life had always been, right up until this point, quite independent of this new place or new school, but nonetheless, Miss Moss was moved, and a tad flabbergasted, by Conor’s arresting, calculating, venomous piece. So much so, in fact, she felt compelled, even obligated, to share it with the rest of the faculty at FNHS.

After all, in today’s society, you can never be too careful about these things.

And so, once Conor’s piece was passed around, all around the predominately all-female faculty at FNHS, even in and out of the hands of the vice principal Lillian Mills, who happened to be Conor’s Godmother, with whom he lived, after the initial hurt and hard feelings, they were all almost immediately given over to the solitary notion, an almost collectively, self-imposed mission, to utterly convince this young stranger in a strange land, that maybe, just maybe, he was wrong about school, especially their beloved FNHS, or, as it just so happens, maybe he was really right.

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LOF New Release: Weird Sex Tales: Apparently My Girlfriend’s Grandma Has A Knack For Sucking The Truth Right Out Of Unsuspecting Young Men

Posted on August 9, 2020 by LOFAdmin — No Comments ↓

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Weird Sex Tales: Apparently My Girlfriend’s Grandma Has A Knack For Sucking The Truth Right Out Of Unsuspecting Young Men by Byzantine Thomas

Did you know a compulsive liar’s worst enemy is a sexy old lady with a knack for sucking the truth out of unsuspecting young men?

Weird Sex Tales. That’s what you got on your hands, now. Little Weird Sex Tales. Not my problem anymore.

Excerpt:

“Why don’t you have a seat here with me.”

“Um. I’m okay. Here.” He gulped back his nerves a little, feeling himself already starting to perspire, especially when he realized he may or may not have still been packing some serious heat in the shape of a big bulge in his jeans, which, as it turned out, he was, which really made him pissed at himself, especially since there was absolutely no doubt his girlfriend’s grandma had noticed.

“Are you? Standing there? With your legs so tired?” She raised her eyebrows. “From doing whatever you’ve been doing down in the basement with our sweet little Rachel?”

“Um. Yes.” He gulped again.

“Well. I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist. Please. Sit down. Right here next to me.” She patted the bed next to her.

“Okay…” He nodded, and complied, feeling a bit silly.

“Good. You stay right there.” Angela suddenly got up and walked over to her bedroom door and closed and locked it.

Seeing this, Kurt gulped yet again.

Then, Angela, on her way back over to the bed, she stopped at her dresser and slid her robe off, revealing her nearly naked, surprisingly shapely, surprisingly slim body, wearing nothing but a white bra and panties. She gave Kurt a big smile.

Kurt smiled politely back at her.

Then, Angela headed back over and sat down right next to him, and when she did, she set her hand on the big bulge in his jeans. “Kurt, you don’t mind if I put my hand here, do you?”

“Um. No.” He gulped one last time, scared even more shitless than before.

“Oh, but I think you do,” she said and gave his bulge a light squeeze.

“No. I don’t,” he struggled to say.

“Kurt?” She gave another maybe not so light squeeze this time. “Rachel told you about me, didn’t she?”

“Um. No.” He struggled to maintain his polite smile.

“Honestly, Kurt.” She smiled back at him, as she started to massage his big bulge. “There really is no reason for you to even try and fight me on this.”

“I’m not…” he said lightly.

“Oh, please…” she said, rolling her eyes and shaking her head, as she kneaded his big bulge even harder. “You’re fighting me every step of the way.”

“I’m not…” he was barely able to say.

“Then, I suppose you wouldn’t mind if I let this big boy out?” she said, as she started to undo his jeans. “Would you?”

“Nope…” He sighed heavily, as his big thick cock suddenly sprung free from his unzipped jeans. However, it was only free for a millisecond, as she immediately wrapped her extremely soft and smooth fingers around it. “Not at all…”

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