LOF New Release: No Dude, Miss Miller Is The Take Home Test: Episode 1

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No Dude, Miss Miller Is The Take Home Test: Episode 1 by Byzantine Thomas

After pressing Billy for details about the take home test, he finally turned to me and said, “No dude, Miss Miller is the take home test.”

No Dude, Miss Miller Is The Take Home Test!: Episode 1Me and my friend Billy are weird, in that we actually care about our grades, which is sort of like an anomaly at my school. So, when I saw him in study, and he got all quiet about the take home test Miss Miller gave him a few nights prior, I couldn’t help but press him for details. I know I shouldn’t have, but I did. And that’s when he suddenly turned to me with his face as white as notebook paper and said under his breath, “No dude, Miss Miller is the take home test.”

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The whole thing was absurd. What was Billy even talking about? I figured he was probably speaking figuratively. I mean, Miss Miller was pretty passionate about all things biology, so it was totally plausible she would put her heart and soul into our take home test. Still, it was kind of unlike Billy to speak so poetically. Especially about anything as crucial, at least to us, as a test.

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Then I got a text. And not from anyone from my contacts. And all it said was, “Gardner. Let me in.”

I smirked. “Billy?” I sent.

“Miss Miller. Let me in.”

Miss Miller? What? Was she hand-delivering this take-home test?

“Gardner?” She texted again.

I got up. Should I put something on? Screw that! This is my home. If she’s going to show up unannounced like this, why should I bend over backwards and put some clothes on? I mean, did she think just because she was my teacher I was going to do whatever she wanted or something? There are limits to these things.

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LOF New Release: (Maybe I Was Wrong When I Said) School Sucks (Or maybe I Was Really Right): Episode 5 (Introducing My Principal Lois Hanna)

Maybe I Was Wrong When I Said School Sucks Or Maybe I Was Really Right: Episode 5
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(Maybe I Was Wrong When I Said) School Sucks (Or maybe I Was Really Right): Episode 5 (Introducing My Principal Lois Hanna) by Byzantine Thomas

At Florence Nightingale High School, dissention is a threat that must neutralize, and Principal Lois Hanna was the one to do the neutralizing.

Maybe I Was Wrong When I Said School Sucks Or Maybe I Was Really Right: Episode 5Conor Puck was a well-mannered, well-behaved, and, well, well-endowed 18-year-old stranger in a strange land, and a strange school: Florence Nightingale High School in Serenity Springs, an aptly-named small town in Western New York. It was midway through Conor’s senior year and not knowing anyone or any of the local do’s and don’ts was making for an even harder than expected transition. As it turned out, and much to Conor’s consternation, he wasn’t the social chameleon he believed himself to be. Even, at times, wishing he never came to this new place and this new school.

So, was it really all that surprising when Conor’s very sweet and very well-meaning, and alarmingly young English teacher Giulia Moss gave him an assignment to write about how he truly felt, about life, and where he was, and how he was living, insisting he be brutally honest, and to pull no punches, that he turned in a paper entitled: School Sucks? Sure, it might have been a gross over-simplification of his life, given how shitty his life had always been, right up until this point, quite independent of this new place or new school, but nonetheless, Miss Moss was moved, and a tad flabbergasted, by Conor’s arresting, calculating, venomous piece. So much so, in fact, she felt compelled, even obligated, to share it with the rest of the faculty at FNHS.

After all, in today’s society, you can never be too careful about these things.

And so, once Conor’s piece was passed around, all around the predominately all-female faculty at FNHS, even in and out of the hands of the vice principal Lillian Mills, who happened to be Conor’s Godmother, with whom he lived, after the initial hurt and hard feelings, they were all almost immediately given over to the solitary notion, an almost collectively, self-imposed mission, to utterly convince this young stranger in a strange land, that maybe, just maybe, he was wrong about school, especially their beloved FNHS, or, as it just so happens, maybe he was really right.

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LOF New Release: Weird Sex Tales: Apparently My Girlfriend’s Grandma Has A Knack For Sucking The Truth Right Out Of Unsuspecting Young Men

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Weird Sex Tales: Apparently My Girlfriend’s Grandma Has A Knack For Sucking The Truth Right Out Of Unsuspecting Young Men by Byzantine Thomas

Did you know a compulsive liar’s worst enemy is a sexy old lady with a knack for sucking the truth out of unsuspecting young men?

Weird Sex Tales. That’s what you got on your hands, now. Little Weird Sex Tales. Not my problem anymore.

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“Why don’t you have a seat here with me.”

“Um. I’m okay. Here.” He gulped back his nerves a little, feeling himself already starting to perspire, especially when he realized he may or may not have still been packing some serious heat in the shape of a big bulge in his jeans, which, as it turned out, he was, which really made him pissed at himself, especially since there was absolutely no doubt his girlfriend’s grandma had noticed.

“Are you? Standing there? With your legs so tired?” She raised her eyebrows. “From doing whatever you’ve been doing down in the basement with our sweet little Rachel?”

“Um. Yes.” He gulped again.

“Well. I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist. Please. Sit down. Right here next to me.” She patted the bed next to her.

“Okay…” He nodded, and complied, feeling a bit silly.

“Good. You stay right there.” Angela suddenly got up and walked over to her bedroom door and closed and locked it.

Seeing this, Kurt gulped yet again.

Then, Angela, on her way back over to the bed, she stopped at her dresser and slid her robe off, revealing her nearly naked, surprisingly shapely, surprisingly slim body, wearing nothing but a white bra and panties. She gave Kurt a big smile.

Kurt smiled politely back at her.

Then, Angela headed back over and sat down right next to him, and when she did, she set her hand on the big bulge in his jeans. “Kurt, you don’t mind if I put my hand here, do you?”

“Um. No.” He gulped one last time, scared even more shitless than before.

“Oh, but I think you do,” she said and gave his bulge a light squeeze.

“No. I don’t,” he struggled to say.

“Kurt?” She gave another maybe not so light squeeze this time. “Rachel told you about me, didn’t she?”

“Um. No.” He struggled to maintain his polite smile.

“Honestly, Kurt.” She smiled back at him, as she started to massage his big bulge. “There really is no reason for you to even try and fight me on this.”

“I’m not…” he said lightly.

Oh, please…” she said, rolling her eyes and shaking her head, as she kneaded his big bulge even harder. “You’re fighting me every step of the way.”

“I’m not…” he was barely able to say.

“Then, I suppose you wouldn’t mind if I let this big boy out?” she said, as she started to undo his jeans. “Would you?”

Nope…” He sighed heavily, as his big thick cock suddenly sprung free from his unzipped jeans. However, it was only free for a millisecond, as she immediately wrapped her extremely soft and smooth fingers around it. “Not at all…

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LOF New Release: This Is Some Fucked-Up Homeschooling Mom: Episode 4

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This Is Some Fucked-Up Homeschooling Mom: Episode 4 by Tura Brasi

I don’t wanna go to school. Why should I? I wanna be a rocker! So, now, my mom is homeschooling me, in her own fucked-up way. Ugh!

This Is Some Fucked-Up Home-Schooling Mom: Episode 4I’m not weird. Or bad. Just misunderstood. My mom, and my sister for that matter, both think they know me. But, they don’t. I don’t apply myself because I don’t wanna apply myself. I don’t wanna go to school. Why should I? When all I wanna be is, well, a rocker. And, I’m gonna be a rocker. I am!

But, all I keep hearing are those words, “As long as you’re living under my roof, you will go to school,” which were my dad’s words, delivered at the top of his lungs, with some real mean pipes, I might add, like Bruce Dickinson pipes, well, maybe not that mean, before my dad up and had a coronary, probably from all that yelling at the top of his lungs, or maybe, more than likely, from all my mom’s blowjobs, we’re talking mean blowjobs, which I can say, sadly, from experience now, could definitely kill somebody, or at least maim them, not unlike a head-on collision with one of my mom’s mammoth ta-tas, which were Guinness Book ta-tas, my mom and my sisters’ both.

So, now, I’m stuck. Now, to go along with my dad’s ghost yelling at me at the top of its ghostly lungs, everyone and their mother seems to think I need to finish school, even my twisted fuck of a grandpa, telling my mom if she can’t get me, the heir to some kind of small fortune, to graduate he’s gonna pull the plug on us, financially, what a prick, like it’s my mom or my sister’s fault I don’t wanna go to school.

Regardless, that’s where I am. Thoroughly stuck. And, that’s where my mom is, thoroughly stuck, thinking she has to get me graduated, somehow, someway, including homeschooling me, in her own, well, fucked-up way of homeschooling. Ugh.

And, if you ask me, this is all very unrocker. I mean, Angus Young wouldn’t put up with this bullshit.

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LOF New Release: This Is Some Fucked-Up Homeschooling Mom: Episode 3

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This Is Some Fucked-Up Homeschooling Mom: Episode 3 by Tura Brasi

I don’t wanna go to school. Why should I? I wanna be a rocker! So, now, my mom is homeschooling me, in her own fucked-up way. Ugh!

This Is Some Fucked-Up Homeschooling Mom: Episode 3I’m not weird. Or bad. Just misunderstood. My mom, and my sister for that matter, both think they know me. But, they don’t. I don’t apply myself because I don’t wanna apply myself. I don’t wanna go to school. Why should I? When all I wanna be is, well, a rocker. And, I’m gonna be a rocker. I am!

But, all I keep hearing are those words, “As long as you’re living under my roof, you will go to school,” which were my dad’s words, delivered at the top of his lungs, with some real mean pipes, I might add, like Bruce Dickinson pipes, well, maybe not that mean, before my dad up and had a coronary, probably from all that yelling at the top of his lungs, or maybe, more than likely, from all my mom’s blowjobs, we’re talking mean blowjobs, which I can say, sadly, from experience now, could definitely kill somebody, or at least maim them, not unlike a head-on collision with one of my mom’s mammoth ta-tas, which were Guinness Book ta-tas, my mom and my sisters’ both.

So, now, I’m stuck. Now, to go along with my dad’s ghost yelling at me at the top of its ghostly lungs, everyone and their mother seems to think I need to finish school, even my twisted fuck of a grandpa, telling my mom if she can’t get me, the heir to some kind of small fortune, to graduate he’s gonna pull the plug on us, financially, what a prick, like it’s my mom or my sister’s fault I don’t wanna go to school.

Regardless, that’s where I am. Thoroughly stuck. And, that’s where my mom is, thoroughly stuck, thinking she has to get me graduated, somehow, someway, including homeschooling me, in her own, well, fucked-up way of homeschooling. Ugh.

And, if you ask me, this is all very unrocker. I mean, Angus Young wouldn’t put up with this bullshit.

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