LOF New Release: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love My Family: Episode 10

How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love My Family: Episode 10
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How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love My Family: Episode 10 or Big Sister’s Workouts: Workout 1 by Luca Satana

There was only one way this was ever going to end up. And it’s with that realization I finally learned how to stop worrying and love my family. Yours truly, Fisher.

How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love My Family: Episode 10My big sister Joslyn, or Jo, is a really awesome girl. I think she knows that. But sometimes, self-doubt creeps in. And it certainly doesn’t help when her fiancée Kyle piles on with his miniscule, and yet completely devastating comments about her weight. I mean, sure, Jo loves to eat, it’s part of the reason why she’s such a good baker, and why she owns her own bakery. All she needs is a little exercise to offset all that love for eating. Unfortunately, she absolutely despises exercise. That is, until, apparently, Aunt Lily opened her eyes to a completely different workout. Me.

One doesn’t just start doing this sort of thing. Or at least I didn’t. It was just something I feel I simply fell into. In fact, I’m almost certain there was only one way this whole thing could have ever ended up. And it’s with that realization that I finally learned how to stop worrying and love my family. Hopefully this helps. Yours truly, Fisher.

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Joslyn and I were in my sisters’ old bedroom, undressing on opposite sides of her old bed.

“We have to be quiet; Mom is sleeping right in the next room,” I said, eyeing her emphatically, as I, feeling more and more like a gigolo, with a routine and everything, as I removed my shirt and tie, then slacks, and carefully lied them over her nearby desk chair.

“We will be. Or at least I will. I don’t know about you,” Joslyn said, smiling and eyeing me right back, as she slipped off her blouse and skirt, stripping down to her lacy black bra and panties, which allowed for me to see a lot more of her body than I’d seen in years, confirming, yes, she was thicker, but certainly not in any dire situation that I could tell, as she suddenly slid onto the bed, causing her big boobs in her bra to jiggle away.

I gulped, wondering if this was really happening, as my rock-hard cock seemed to have no doubts, as it practically shot out of my boxer slit.

Wow… Just wow…” Joslyn said in awe, staring at my long thick cock.

“Yeah…” I said, shrugging, as I slid onto her bed.

“Honestly, I didn’t think cocks could get so big.”

“Yeah.”

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LOF New Release: Me And My Mom And My Sister (AKA The Last Ones Left Alive): Episode 2

Me And My Mom And My Sister (AKA The Last Ones Left Alive): Episode 2
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Me And My Mom And My Sister (AKA The Last Ones Left Alive) Episode 2 by Luca Satana

Practical jokes are one thing, but when they cause you to start fucking your mom and your sister, well, then you know you’re fucked!

My mom and my sister were practical jokers. Real annoying. I wasn’t. Never was. Well, not usually. At least not until I came up with a real doozy. Probably too big. Ya see, back then; I lived in a nuclear fallout shelter. In our backyard. Ever since I saw that movie The Day After, you know, that 80’s movie where Steve Guttenberg’s face melts off, due to nuclear fallout, or something or other. Anyway, so that’s where I lived. And that’s where I stayed. While my mom and my sister, basically, stayed in our house and probably sat around making fun of me nonstop.

That was, until my real doozy of a practical joke, when they came for a visit, down into my humble abode, my underground nuclear fallout shelter, for a my little impromptu 21st birthday party for me, and after we watched all the Ernest Goes To Camps and played Monopoly and Risk two times each, my mom and my sister fell asleep on my makeshift bed.

And that’s when it happened. Earthquake, a pretty big one, too, it was California after all.

So, I zoomed up the ladder and opened the latch, and after a quick scan around, saw, basically, nothing major was amiss, just a few broken tree limbs and some telephone wires on the fritz. And that’s when it hit me, my real doozy of a practical joke.

I immediately latched the latch nice and tight, locking it in place. Then scrambled down the ladder, missing the last wrung, I was so excited. Then I had to compose myself. I had to keep a straight face. And that’s when I delivered my real doozy of a practical joke. While my mom and my sister were still coming to, shaken and confused by the earthquake, I said, as somberly as I could, that it had happened. It had finally happened. Nuclear War.

My mom and my sister’s faces melted, not literally, not like Steve Guttenberg’s, just out of fright as they began to crumble and cry in each other’s arms. At first, I thought, maybe, they had seen through my little ruse and were faking it. But, after a near-hour of my mom and sister crumbling and crying in each other’s arms, I knew, holy fuck, I had successfully delivered my doozy of a practical joke.

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LOF New Release: Me And My Mom And My Sister (AKA The Last Ones Left Alive) Episode 1

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Me And My Mom And My Sister (AKA The Last Ones Left Alive) Episode 1 by Luca Satana

Practical jokes are one thing, but when they cause you to start fucking your mom and your sister, well, then you know you’re fucked!

Me And My Mom And My Sister (AKA The Last Ones Left Alive) Episode 1

My mom and my sister were practical jokers. Real annoying. I wasn’t. Never was. Well, not usually. At least not until I came up with a real doozy. Probably too big. Ya see, back then; I lived in a nuclear fallout shelter. In our backyard. Ever since I saw that movie The Day After, you know, that 80’s movie where Steve Guttenberg’s face melts off, due to nuclear fallout, or something or other. Anyway, so that’s where I lived. And that’s where I stayed. While my mom and my sister, basically, stayed in our house and probably sat around making fun of me nonstop.

That was, until my real doozy of a practical joke, when they came for a visit, down into my humble abode, my underground nuclear fallout shelter, for a my little impromptu 21st birthday party for me, and after we watched all the Ernest Goes To Camps and played Monopoly and Risk two times each, my mom and my sister fell asleep on my makeshift bed.

And that’s when it happened. Earthquake, a pretty big one, too, it was California after all.

So, I zoomed up the ladder and opened the latch, and after a quick scan around, saw, basically, nothing major was amiss, just a few broken tree limbs and some telephone wires on the fritz. And that’s when it hit me, my real doozy of a practical joke.

I immediately latched the latch nice and tight, locking it in place. Then scrambled down the ladder, missing the last wrung, I was so excited. Then I had to compose myself. I had to keep a straight face. And that’s when I delivered my real doozy of a practical joke. While my mom and my sister were still coming to, shaken and confused by the earthquake, I said, as somberly as I could, that it had happened. It had finally happened. Nuclear War.

My mom and my sister’s faces melted, not literally, not like Steve Guttenberg’s, just out of fright as they began to crumble and cry in each other’s arms. At first, I thought, maybe, they had seen through my little ruse and were faking it. But, after a near-hour of my mom and sister crumbling and crying in each other’s arms, I knew, holy fuck, I had successfully delivered my doozy of a practical joke.

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New Releases: February 2017

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The Legion Of Filth Quarterly: First Issue (Inception to Fall 2014 Including 19 Stories)   I Think My Mom Is In Love With My Cock: Episode 1   And That's Why You Should Never Let Your Hot And Horny Completely Naked Daughter Sleep With You: Episode 3

The Legion Of Filth Quarterly: First Issue (Inception to Fall 2014 Including 19 Stories), I Think My Mom Is In Love With My Cock: Episode 1, And That’s Why You Should Never Let Your Hot And Horny Completely Naked Daughter Sleep With You: Episode 3

If I'm Not Getting Moira Clean In The Bath I'm Getting Moira Dirty In The Bed: Episode 1   The Legion Of Filth Quarterly: Second Issue (Winter 2015 Including 18 Stories)   My Mom And My Aunt Pretty Much Rule The Bathroom: Episode 2

If I’m Not Getting Moira Clean In The Bath I’m Getting Moira Dirty In The Bed: Episode 1, The Legion Of Filth Quarterly: Second Issue (Winter 2015 Including 18 Stories), My Mom And My Aunt Pretty Much Rule The Bathroom: Episode 2

Oggy Gobbins Comes Alive (Fourth Time Ever)   The Legion Of Filth Quarterly: Third Issue (Spring 2015 Including 16 Stories)   Mom Can I Please Hump You: Episode 3

Oggy Gobbins Comes Alive (Fourth Time Ever), The Legion Of Filth Quarterly: Third Issue (Spring 2015 Including 16 Stories), Mom Can I Please Hump You: Episode 3

In Addition To Everything Else Going On In My Life Now I Have To Get My Mom Pregnant Too: Episode 6   I Literally Cannot Stop Fucking My Crazy Sexy Grandma   Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 11

In Addition To Everything Else Going On In My Life Now I Have To Get My Mom Pregnant Too: Episode 6, I Literally Cannot Stop Fucking My Crazy Sexy Grandma: Episode 1, A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 11

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Damn It I Fucked My Epileptic Stepdaughter Way Too Much!#10 Damn It, I Accidentally Fucked My Epileptic Stepdaughter Way Too Much: Episode 1

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Taking Care Of Grandma: Episode 2#4 Taking Care Of Grandma: Episode 2

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