LOF New Release: Except For Me And My Super Cool Sister Caryn, Everyone In Our Family Is A Rich Fucking Asshole: Episode 1 (Starting With Our Mom Zoe)

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Except For Me And My Super Cool Sister Caryn, Everyone In Our Family Is A Rich Fucking Asshole: Episode 1 (Starting With Our Mom Zoe) by Tura Brasi

We got a million ideas. And as soon as one of the rich fucking assholes in our family gives us the necessary funds, we will proceed. You’ll See.

Except For Me And My Super Cool Sister Caryn, Everyone In Our Family Is A Rich Fucking Asshole: Episode 1 (Starting With Our Mom Zoe)Please, for the love of all things sacred, don’t ever confuse me and my super cool sister Caryn with our rich fucking asshole family. We are not rich. Well, not anymore. We weren’t about to just sit there and do nothing and be rich. We decided to do something. We decided to be smart, visionaries, and invest it all, in SaucePowerOR, which was this absolutely sure-fire start-up company out of Oregon that nearly perfected the use of old Taco Bell taco sauce as fuel to run small engines, like chainsaws, weed-whackers, and – get this – early prototypes for jet-packs – that’s right that big-time potential goldmine market! I don’t have to tell you how amazing that would have been. I mean, me and Caryn would have been set for life! Unfortunately, the commies in Washington got in the way. Big-money companies. Their lobbyist minions. All those fuck-faces fucked it up. And overnight, suddenly me and Caryn were penniless. If it wasn’t for the family condo on the beach, we would have been homeless. We would have been destitute. But, we aren’t done yet. We got a million ideas. A million ways to make it happen for us. You’ll see. And the rich fucking assholes in our family will see. As soon as one of them, our mom and dad, one of our aunts and uncles, our sister, our cousins, our grandma, gives us the necessary funds to proceed. With something. Something of great importance. And great money-making potential. It’s inevitable really. Just a matter of time. You’ll see.

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LOF New Release: Me And My Mom And My Sister (AKA The Last Ones Left Alive): Episode 2

Me And My Mom And My Sister (AKA The Last Ones Left Alive): Episode 2
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Me And My Mom And My Sister (AKA The Last Ones Left Alive) Episode 2 by Luca Satana

Practical jokes are one thing, but when they cause you to start fucking your mom and your sister, well, then you know you’re fucked!

My mom and my sister were practical jokers. Real annoying. I wasn’t. Never was. Well, not usually. At least not until I came up with a real doozy. Probably too big. Ya see, back then; I lived in a nuclear fallout shelter. In our backyard. Ever since I saw that movie The Day After, you know, that 80’s movie where Steve Guttenberg’s face melts off, due to nuclear fallout, or something or other. Anyway, so that’s where I lived. And that’s where I stayed. While my mom and my sister, basically, stayed in our house and probably sat around making fun of me nonstop.

That was, until my real doozy of a practical joke, when they came for a visit, down into my humble abode, my underground nuclear fallout shelter, for a my little impromptu 21st birthday party for me, and after we watched all the Ernest Goes To Camps and played Monopoly and Risk two times each, my mom and my sister fell asleep on my makeshift bed.

And that’s when it happened. Earthquake, a pretty big one, too, it was California after all.

So, I zoomed up the ladder and opened the latch, and after a quick scan around, saw, basically, nothing major was amiss, just a few broken tree limbs and some telephone wires on the fritz. And that’s when it hit me, my real doozy of a practical joke.

I immediately latched the latch nice and tight, locking it in place. Then scrambled down the ladder, missing the last wrung, I was so excited. Then I had to compose myself. I had to keep a straight face. And that’s when I delivered my real doozy of a practical joke. While my mom and my sister were still coming to, shaken and confused by the earthquake, I said, as somberly as I could, that it had happened. It had finally happened. Nuclear War.

My mom and my sister’s faces melted, not literally, not like Steve Guttenberg’s, just out of fright as they began to crumble and cry in each other’s arms. At first, I thought, maybe, they had seen through my little ruse and were faking it. But, after a near-hour of my mom and sister crumbling and crying in each other’s arms, I knew, holy fuck, I had successfully delivered my doozy of a practical joke.

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