LOF New Release: Art Moms Are Just Different: Episode 1: Elizabeth

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Art Moms Are Just Different: Episode 1: Elizabeth by Luca Satana

Art moms are just different, especially when it comes to their favorite creations, and that would be, of course, their sons.

Art Moms Are Just Different: Episode 1: ElizabethWhen I think about my art mom, I just know I can’t be the only one going through this, suffering day and night at the hands and body of an art mom. I’d be curious to know. For now, all I can do is persevere, and maybe in the more sobering moments, enjoy the art.

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I have to say, life is weird.

And so is my art mom Elizabeth.

Take for instance the time she got commissioned to do some performance art in some hip pub in the gentrified part of town, and at the last minute, her partner bailed on her.

“Gale, will you?” my mom said, as she stood in my bedroom doorway.

“I’m still unclear what you want,” I said, after, admittedly, only giving my mom about 30% of my attention, with the rest going to the party members in my online game.

“Gale, please. This is very important!”

“I know…”

“So, please, can you give me your undivided attention for a moment.”

“Um. Yes. Just a second, Mom…” I rolled my eyes to myself, and said into my mic, “Hey, guys, you’re gonna have to count me out of this one. Duty calls. AKA, my mom.”

“Okay, check you later…” “Smell you later…” “Your mom? Seriously?” “Dude, where’s Cyrus going?” “His mom.” “His mom has to take a duty.” “Actually, maybe Gale is right to bail, we’re all gonna die.” “Shut the fuck up, you pussy…”

I finally shut down the game and turned to my mom.

My mom was quite pretty. Very sweet. Very young, at least when you consider my age. She was only 16 when she had me. So she was only like 34-years-old now. And didn’t look it at all. She had blue eyes and dirty blond hair, and a short frame, but a surprisingly good body.

I was quite not pretty. 18-years-old. I had blue eyes and dirty blond hair, and a sort of gaunt build. But I was a little tall. Almost a foot taller than my mom.

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LOF New Release: My Mom Beats Me: Episode 2

My Mom Beats Me: Episode 2
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My Mom Beats Me: Episode 2 by Luca Satana

I don’t mind if my mom beats me. It’s when she really beats me, and I mean really beats me senseless, I really start to lose my mind.

My Mom Beats Me: Episode 2My mom beats me. In pretty much every sense of the word. I know. Weird. She thinks it’s hilarious. It’s sick. And gross. And freaky. And spectacular. But awful, too. And she just laughs and laughs. And I just get beat and beat. In pretty much every sense of the word. I know. Weird.

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Then it happened one day. After school. I was flustered. From school. From general shit. Life. You know.

So, then I see my mom on the couch playing on her tablet. Playing one of her games.

“Hey, Mom,” I said, probably sounding as miserable as I felt.

“Hey, Elvi. What’s up?” my mom said, sounding enthralled, more than likely by the game she was wrapped up in.

“Not much.”

“You sound down.”

“Yeah. General shit.”

“Whose General Shit? Sounds like a right prick.”

“Yeah. He is.” I smiled. I couldn’t help it.

If only we could take all our problems and mash them into one all-encompassing being. Someone we could direct all our anger at. And we could call him General Shit. And he’s a right prick.

“Chess?” my mom suddenly said, smiling, as she held up her tablet.

“Mom, I always beat you,” I said, trying not to smile, since I wasn’t about to expound on the fact that in the whole world, there was only one game I could regularly beat my mom at, and that was chess. Continuing to belabor that point would not be wise. Only further antagonizing my already very antagonizable mom. My very antagonizable highly competitive mom.

“Maybe not this time.” My mom smiled, and rather deviously at that.

“Mom, what could possibly change?” Okay, I wasn’t exactly following my own advice. Abort! Abort!

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LOF Best Sellers 2022 Quarter 2 & August Freebies

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LOF Best Sellers 2022 Quarter 2 (Last 90 Days)

Different quarter, same LOF Best Seller 2022 Quarter 2 (last 90 days) Mom Copy: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4), while Moms Who Like To Hang Out More Than They Should: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4) takes over LOF Best Sellers Annual (last 360 days).

Mom Copy: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)Mom Copy: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4) by Luca Satana

Cheryl didn’t know what it was about her son Charlie. He just wasn’t very fond of her. In fact, at times, he was downright rude. If it wasn’t for this whole Mom Copy incident, she might not have ever known how her son really felt about her. And in a way, isn’t that a good thing?

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1 Mom Copy: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
2 Holy Fuck I Think I’m Dating My Cute-As-A-Button Irresistible Little Mom: 4-Pack 1 (Date 1 (Part 1-4))
3 Moms Who Like To Hang Out A Little More Than They Probably Should: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
4 The Best Shot: Episode 2: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life
5 My Mom’s Fucked-Up Time-Outs Should Really Be Called Time-Ins: Episode 1
6 The Best Shot: Episode 3: Aunt Beca Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Acing All Her Orifices
7 A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 1 (Episode 1 – 7)
8 The Best Shot: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
9 The Best Shot: Episode 1: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life
10 The Implausibly Cruel Life Of Tall Thin Peter Flynn: Super Jack Pack 1 (Episode 1-6)
11 A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 2 (Episode 8-14)
12 Mom Driver: Episode 1
13 Those Awkward Moments After Your Best Friend’s Mom Accidentally Gulps A Mouthful Of Your Cum: Episode 1
14 Getting To Know Mom: Episode 3: But With Mommy’s Help You Could Know Even More
15 The Best Shot: Episode 5: Grandma Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Being Her Fountain Of Youth
16 Getting To Know Mom: Episode 2: Nobody Needs To Know Mommy Is Coming
17 I Think My Mom Is In Love With My Cock: Episode 1
18 Getting To Know Mom: Episode 1: Mommy Doesn’t Need To Know Mommy Is Coming
19 My Mom Beats Me: Episode 1
20 Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 1
21 A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 3 (Episode 15-21)
22 Mom Wants To Be A (Porn) Star: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
23 I Think My Mom Is In Love With My Cock: Episode 2
24 Taking Care Of Grandma: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
25 Holy Fuck I Think I’m Dating My Cute-As-A-Button Irresistible Little Mom: Date 2 (Part 1)

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Moms Who Like To Hang Out A Little More Than They Probably Should: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)Moms Who Like To Hang Out A Little More Than They Probably Should: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4) by Luca Satana

A little empowerment is good. But sometimes it can turn a small group of otherwise timid moms fulfilling an elective requirement with a women empowerment course at their local community college into moms who like to hang out a little more than they probably should. In some cases leaving the men in their lives heads absolutely spinning.

Top 25 LOF Best Sellers 2021 Q3, Q4, 2022 Q1, Q2 (last 360 Days)
1 Moms Who Like To Hang Out A Little More Than They Probably Should: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
2 My Super Sexy Prep Room Teacher Is Also My Super Sexy Sex-Slave: Episode 3
3 Holy Fuck I Think I’m Dating My Cute-As-A-Button Irresistible Little Mom: 4-Pack 1 (Date 1 (Part 1-4))
4 Mom Copy: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
5 Getting To Know Mom: Episode 3: But With Mommy’s Help You Could Know Even More
6 My Super Sexy Prep Room Teacher Is Also My Super Sexy Sex-Slave: Episode 2
7 Those Awkward Moments After Your Best Friend’s Mom Accidentally Gulps A Mouthful Of Your Cum: Episode 1
8 (Maybe I Was Wrong When I Said) School Sucks (Or Maybe I Was Really Right): 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
9 A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 1 (Episode 1 – 7)
10 Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 1
11 I Told My Mom The Only Way I Would Watch The Notebook Was If She Took Her Clothes Off
12 The Implausibly Cruel Life Of Tall Thin Peter Flynn: Super Jack Pack 1 (Episode 1-6)
13 Mom Wants To Be A (Porn) Star: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
14 A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 2 (Episode 8-14)
15 Mommy Wants Every Shot: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
16 Getting To Know Mom: Episode 1: Mommy Doesn’t Need To Know Mommy Is Coming
17 My Super Sexy Prep Room Teacher Is Also My Super Sexy Sex-Slave: Episode 1 (Part 2)
18 The Mother-Fuckers Club: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
19 Taking Care Of Grandma: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
20 A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 3 (Episode 15-21)
21 My Mom’s Fucked-Up Time-Outs Should Really Be Called Time-Ins: Episode 1
22 The Best Shot: Episode 2: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life
23 Mom Eventually You’re Gonna Have To Go Back With Dad: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)
24 Getting To Know Mom: Episode 2: Nobody Needs To Know Mommy Is Coming
25 The Best Shot: Episode 3: Aunt Beca Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Acing All Her Orifices

The Implausibly Cruel Life Of Tall Thin Peter Flynn: Episode 1 (2nd Half)The Implausibly Cruel Life Of Tall Thin Peter Flynn: Episode 1 (2nd Half) by Luca Satana

Tall Thin Peter Flynn, who was quite popular among his family members, first for being the only boy in the rather large family, and second for possessing, ever since a child, an abnormally long and skinny johnson, has finally, to everyone’s sheer delight, turned 18! In most families, this would be a joyous affair. For the Flynns, this was going to be downright hardcore.

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The Implausibly Cruel Life Of Tall Thin Peter Flynn: Episode 1 (1st Half)The Implausibly Cruel Life Of Tall Thin Peter Flynn: Episode 1 (1st Half) by Luca Satana

Tall Thin Peter Flynn, who was quite popular among his family members, first for being the only boy in the rather large family, and second for possessing, ever since a child, an abnormally long and skinny johnson, has finally, to everyone’s sheer delight, turned 18! In most families, this would be a joyous affair. For the Flynns, this was going to be downright hardcore.

A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 1A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

They drove for hours. They weren’t sure what they were gonna do. Or where they were gonna go. So, they drove up to the White Mountains. There, they found a not so nice, but barely occupied, strip hotel and decided to stay. For how long, neither one knew. All they knew was they were alone. Together. Mother and son.

Eldon And The Sorority House Zombie Apocalypse: Day 1 (Part 1)Eldon And The Sorority House Zombie Apocalypse: Day 1 (Part 1) by Byzantine Thomas

It’s a zombie apocalypse and there’s nowhere to run! Unless, of course, you’re Eldon Colquitt, a college sophomore, who hasn’t got lucky in over seven years. When the proverbial shit hit the proverbial fan, Eldon had no interest in running. That’s because when the zombie apocalypse went down, Eldon was holed up in a sorority house. And suddenly Eldon got lucky. Very lucky!

Holy Fuck I Think I'm Dating My Cute-As-A-Button Irresistible Little Mom: Date 1 (Part 1)Holy Fuck I Think I’m Dating My Cute-As-A-Button Irresistible Little Mom: Date 1 (Part 1) by Luca Satana

After my mom and dad’s divorce, my mom insisted she needed help learning how to date again. Before I could ask my mom to elaborate, my wife volunteered me to help her. I guffawed, thinking it was a bad joke. Not at all. I told myself, why couldn’t I help my mom? However, it wasn’t long before I was telling myself, holy fuck, I think I’m dating my cute-as-a-button irresistible little mom.

Wisher: Episode 1 (Part 1)Wisher: Episode 1 (Part 1) by Byzantine Thomas

Wez Kessler was a good boy. Handsome. Good-natured. A rule-follower. As a teen, he felt alone. Lost. Depressed. As he entered college, he felt back on track again. Then he started hearing voices. A female voice. Giggling. It affected every aspect of his life. Making him hate his life. Lucky for Wez, his entire life was about to change? Lucky for Wez, his every wish was about to come true.

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LOF New Release: I Don’t Care You Have To Eat Something Mom!: Episode 1

I Don't Care You Have To Eat Something Mom!: Episode 1
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I Don’t Care You Have To Eat Something Mom!: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

“I don’t care! You have to eat something, Mom!” I had to be firm. My mom could be slippery about these things.

I Don't Care You Have To Eat Something Mom!: Episode 1For whatever reason, my mom felt she needed to lose some weight. So that’s what she did. And then some. Eventually, I had to step in. I told her, “I don’t care! You have to eat something, Mom!” So that’s what she did. And then some. More than I could muster. And then some more after that. I truly think it was the best thing for her. Or maybe it was the best thing for me. Truly the best.

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“I don’t care! You have to eat something, Mom!” I said, standing there all-hard, not downstairs, upstairs, in my mind. I had to be firm, again, not downstairs, upstairs. My mom could be slippery about these things. So, I had to stand my ground on this matter. Before she slipped through my hands. Enough was enough!

“Oh, Jules, you’re being so silly…” my mom said, rolling her deep dark eyes. She was really beautiful. Even with her recent considerable weight-loss. I would never say she looked better. Even if, in a way, she did. Somewhat. Regardless, all that weight-loss was unhealthy. Any fool could see that.

“Mom, I mean it!”

“Mommy means it, too. She isn’t hungry.”

“Maybe not. You’ve probably trained your body not to get hungry anymore.”

“That’s silly.”

“Mom, it’s a thing. I read it online.”

“Oh, so it must be true.”

“Mom, in this case, I think it is true. You need to eat something!”

“Mommy’s not hungry.”

I gave her one last glare, then I stormed off into the kitchen. I was going to find something. Anything! For her to eat.

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LOF New Release: My Mom’s Fucked-Up Time-Outs Should Really Be Called Time-Ins: Episode 2

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My Mom’s Fucked-Up Time-Outs Should Really Be Called Time-Ins: Episode 2 by Luca Satana

If you ask me, my mom’s fucked-up time-outs should really be called time-ins. I’m just saying. I’m not trying to be crass. Just accurate.

My Mom's Fucked-Up Time-Outs Should Really Be Called Time-Ins: Episode 2If you ask me, my mom’s fucked-up time-outs should really be called time-ins. I’m just saying. I’m not trying to be crass. Just accurate. So many things in life are inaccurate. Or, let’s face it, false. Or just lazily handled. So, I would like to get this one thing right. And that is my mom’s fucked-up time-outs should really be called time-ins.

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As you might imagine, after my mom’s first fucked-up time-out, things between us were quite weird.

Take for instance the very next night, when my dad, my mom, and me were watching TV. Well, I guess you could say just my dad was watching TV.

When my dad was home from work, he pretty much ruled the TV. After all, the TV was my dad’s one true love. Far be it for my mom or me to get in the way of something so right and so pure.

Regardless of who was actually watching the TV, the important thing to note was what was actually on, which was, of course, another CSINCIS episode, this one Sarasota, where they were dealing with a gruesome triple murder. My dad was riveted. My mom was appalled, at least whenever she looked up from the magazine she was reading. And I was bored, at least whenever I looked up from my phone.

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However, there was one thing I simply could not ignore about this particular episode, and that was the fact that the powers that be decided to throw a little role Rosanna Arquette’s way, which, to me, was always cause for alarm, since Rosanna Arquette might have the best boobs in Hollywood, at least as far as sheer volume, not so much in boob volume, but as far as the frequency in which she was willing to show them off, which was basically dozens of times throughout the years, which was something I always found to be quite generous on her part – and I salute you for that, Rosanna.

Although, since CSINCIS was network TV, it was highly unlikely Rosanna Arquette was going to get the opportunity to be so generous in this episode, which was, in a way, a good thing, since I rather not be around when my dad was admiring her, well, big and bouncy talents.

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