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According To My Grandma Whatever Happens In The Bathtub Stays In The Bathtub: Episode 1 by Luca Satana
According to my grandma whatever happens in the bathtub stays in the bathtub, but I’m not sure if that’s true. But I guess we’re about to find out.
According to my grandma, whatever happens in the bathtub stays in the bathtub. But I don’t think that’s true. I’m not sure if it ever is. Like when they say whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I think the film The Hangover proves that. Because I don’t think any of their shenanigans stay in Vegas. On the other hand, the film Leaving Las Vegas totally proves it, since Nicolas Cage, I’m pretty sure – spoiler alert – definitely ends up staying in Vegas.
Excerpt:
I guess you could say I like movies. I also like my grandma. But not this much! And certainly not as much as she likes me. Holy shit!
It started when my mom wanted us out of her hair, meaning my sister Angela and me – I’m Che – not short for Che Higuera the cool-ass revolutionary everybody wears T-shirts about all the time, but short for cherub, which is kind of dumb, I know, but my mom, I guess, was like I named my daughter Angela, after angels, so I’ll name my son after cherubs, which, in case you didn’t know, are those fat little fuck angels always shooting arrows at folks. Or is that cupid? I guess they could be considered one in the same. Or perhaps Cupid is an example of a cherub. I’ll have to look that up. Or you could. I’m busy. I gotta get this shit out. Before I forget it. As if I ever could.
The funny thing is my sister is named Angela, after angels, but, dude, my sister is no angel. You’ll probably figure that out later.
Nor am I, I guess, to be fair.
But my grandma is something else entirely.
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