LOF New Release: Now That’s Some Serious Fucking Campaigning: Episode 1 (Kimbie Ballard, Wife Of Ton Ballard Candidate For U.S. Senate)

Now That's Some Serious Fucking Campaigning: Episode 1 (Kimbie Ballard, Wife of Ton Ballard, Candidate for U.S. Senate)
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Now That’s Some Serious Fucking Campaigning: Episode 1 (Kimbie Ballard, Wife Of Ton Ballard Candidate For U.S. Senate) by Byzantine Thomas

I’m not usually political, but when one candidate’s campaigners made me come like crazy, that all changed. Now, that’s some serious fucking campaigning.

Now That's Some Serious Fucking Campaigning: Episode 1 (Kimbie Ballard, Wife of Ton Ballard, Candidate for U.S. Senate)Okay, so, I pretty much don’t give two shits about politics. I could care less which fat cat fuck occupies some position of power. They’re all crooks. So, why give a shit?

However, that all changed, dramatically, this last election, when one candidate in particular, or at least those campaigning under him, really turned me on to politics for the first time, making me come like crazy, especially when they did that little thing they did, to the very tip of my…what was I talking about?

Now, that’s some serious fucking campaigning.

Excerpt:

Kimbie sat down on the love seat, setting her purse and tote bag full of pamphlets and shit neatly down next to her.

I sat on the couch.

“So, why don’t you tell me about where you stand, politically.”

“Nowhere.”

“Oh, I see.”

“Sorry. I just don’t give a shit. Excuse my French.”

“No, no need. I understand.”

“Mainly because, well, mainly, politicians all seem, well, like scum. They’re not the worst kind of scum. They’re not child molesters. Or televangelists. They’re a little bit better than those. But, they’re still, technically, scum.”

Kimbie gulped. I thought she might start to cry. Or hit me.

“I’m sorry. I shouldn’t say all that. I’m sorry. That was rude. I’m just in a mood. I was writing. I was in the middle of something. And I just figured out where I want the protagonist to go in the next episode, and how I want to get him there. And I was writing full steam ahead. It’s erotica, so I’m basically a living and breathing horndog the whole time I’m in my office writing it. So, even while I’m sitting here, I’m suffering through some serious blue balls, which doesn’t exactly help the mood I’m in. So, please, forgive me. I didn’t mean to offend you.” I grimaced, I’m sure, after all that.

“That sounds like quite the dilemma.” She gulped again, sitting up slightly. “And, do forgive me, for interrupting you, and your writing.”

“That’s all right.” I smiled, halfway surprised she hadn’t bolted after hearing any number of the awful things I had said. To tell you the truth, I felt almost bad for trying to run her off.

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LOF New Release: Super Bad Cop: Episode 1 by Byzantine Thomas

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Super Bad Cop: Episode 1 by Byzantine Thomas

Sometimes super bad cops have a loose understanding of the law. Sometimes they fill in those blanks with lots of criminal fucking. But who’s complaining?

Super Bad Cop: Episode 1Officer Melody Hobbes is, well, out there. I’m pretty sure she’s quite disturbed. Regardless, and this may be a bit of Stockholm Syndrome speaking for me, but I think she’s a truly, well-meaning person. She means to do good things. However, no doubt about it, I’m afraid she’s a super bad cop.

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LOF New Release: Bad Beau’s Quick Quickies: Quicky 2: Sarafina (Girl At A Gas Station)

Bad Beau's Super Quick Quickies: Quicky 2
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Bad Beau’s Quick Quickies: Qucky 2: Sarafina (Girl At A Gas Station) by Byzantine Thomas

Equipped with an absolutely irresistible magically enhanced cock, it’s time to see exactly how bad Bad Beau can be, and with exactly how many girls.

Bad Beau's Quick Quickies: Quicky 2Beau (Pronounced Bo like Beau Bridges) was a handsome devil. Very handsome. Probably too handsome. Which is probably why his landlady Nora took such a liking to him. That and the fact he was bad. So bad. Some might even call him Bad Beau. Well, it just so happens that’s exactly what the ladies at the group home he grew up in and all his teachers all throughout his school years used to call him. But he wasn’t bad. Not really. Just free. Extremely free. And when you’re extremely free you tend to rub people the wrong way. Especially the people who would rather you weren’t so free. Like the ladies at the group home you grew up in and the teachers all throughout your school years. And your bosses. Basically, anybody in a position of authority. It seems like the whole lot of them just can’t wait to tear off another little piece of your freedom. Until there’s nothing left of your freedom. Not Beau. Not Bad Beau. He clung to his freedom like a second amendment fanatic clings to his AK-47. And yet, here he was, about to do the exact opposite. Funny how that is. Bad Beau was about to give up a very big piece of his freedom, to none other than his brand-spanking new fiancée Margaret, who, more than likely, once they did the deed, and tied the knot, was going to want the rest of his precious freedom lock stock and barrel. And whatever was left, the pittance, well, that would go to his future mother-in-law Lillian. Well, not if Beau’s landlady Nora had anything to say or do about it. And luckily, for her sake, and for his sake, she did. Luckily, she knew exactly what to do and how to do it. Just the right mix of spells and potions. Of course she did. What self-respecting ex-witch wouldn’t?

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LOF New Release: Bad Beau’s Quick Quickies: Quicky 1: Nora (Beau’s Magical Landlady)

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Equipped with an absolutely irresistible magically enhanced cock, it’s time to see exactly how bad Bad Beau can be, and with exactly how many girls.

Bad Beau's Super Quick Quickies: Quicky 1Beau (Pronounced Bo like Beau Bridges) was a handsome devil. Very handsome. Probably too handsome. Which is probably why his landlady Nora took such a liking to him. That and the fact he was bad. So bad. Some might even call him Bad Beau. Well, it just so happens that’s exactly what the ladies at the group home he grew up in and all his teachers all throughout his school years used to call him. But he wasn’t bad. Not really. Just free. Extremely free. And when you’re extremely free you tend to rub people the wrong way. Especially the people who would rather you weren’t so free. Like the ladies at the group home you grew up in and the teachers all throughout your school years. And your bosses. Basically, anybody in a position of authority. It seems like the whole lot of them just can’t wait to tear off another little piece of your freedom. Until there’s nothing left of your freedom. Not Beau. Not Bad Beau. He clung to his freedom like a second amendment fanatic clings to his AK-47. And yet, here he was, about to do the exact opposite. Funny how that is. Bad Beau was about to give up a very big piece of his freedom, to none other than his brand-spanking new fiancée Margaret, who, more than likely, once they did the deed, and tied the knot, was going to want the rest of his precious freedom lock stock and barrel. And whatever was left, the pittance, well, that would go to his future mother-in-law Lillian. Well, not if Beau’s landlady Nora had anything to say or do about it. And luckily, for her sake, and for his sake, she did. Luckily, she knew exactly what to do and how to do it. Just the right mix of spells and potions. Of course she did. What self-respecting ex-witch wouldn’t?

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