LOF New Release: Things Are Getting A Little Hairy With My Crazy Sister: Episode 1

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Things Are Getting A Little Hairy With My Crazy Sister: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

Given Armando’s crazy older sister Marta’s tendency to wear next-to-nothing, things have been getting a little hairy ever since she moved in with him.

Things Are Getting A Little Hairy With My Crazy Sister: Episode 1Armando Pershing, a handsome 32-year-old singer-songwriter, is experiencing success for the first time in his life. You might have even heard of him. He was even up for an Oscar for original song, but lost out to Randy Newman, that crazy fuck is up for an Oscar every year. Regardless, Armando is finally doing well. And so, it seems only appropriate that with his professional life finally coming into focus, his personal life would fall out of focus; namely, the addition of his sister Marta living with him.

Marta Pershing, a very pretty 38-year-old divorcee with numerous mental issues, is not only falling out of focus, but falling apart. After wearing out her welcome with her ex-husband, their parents, then with their sister Olivia and her family, Marta has now landed on Armando’s doorstep.

On the surface, Armando’s extravagant apartment seems like the logical place for Marta to regroup. After all, she once fancied herself a singer, so why not benefit from her brother’s industry connections. In actuality, however, it might be the worst place for her, considering what she knows, or seems to think she knows, about her little brother and his little life-long crush on his big sister, which nobody else seems to know or acknowledge, least of all Armando.

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LOF New Release: Me And My Mom And My Sister (AKA The Last Ones Left Alive) Episode 1

Me And My Mom And My Sister (AKA The Last Ones Left Alive) Episode 1
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Me And My Mom And My Sister (AKA The Last Ones Left Alive) Episode 1 by Luca Satana

Practical jokes are one thing, but when they cause you to start fucking your mom and your sister, well, then you know you’re fucked!

Me And My Mom And My Sister (AKA The Last Ones Left Alive) Episode 1

My mom and my sister were practical jokers. Real annoying. I wasn’t. Never was. Well, not usually. At least not until I came up with a real doozy. Probably too big. Ya see, back then; I lived in a nuclear fallout shelter. In our backyard. Ever since I saw that movie The Day After, you know, that 80’s movie where Steve Guttenberg’s face melts off, due to nuclear fallout, or something or other. Anyway, so that’s where I lived. And that’s where I stayed. While my mom and my sister, basically, stayed in our house and probably sat around making fun of me nonstop.

That was, until my real doozy of a practical joke, when they came for a visit, down into my humble abode, my underground nuclear fallout shelter, for a my little impromptu 21st birthday party for me, and after we watched all the Ernest Goes To Camps and played Monopoly and Risk two times each, my mom and my sister fell asleep on my makeshift bed.

And that’s when it happened. Earthquake, a pretty big one, too, it was California after all.

So, I zoomed up the ladder and opened the latch, and after a quick scan around, saw, basically, nothing major was amiss, just a few broken tree limbs and some telephone wires on the fritz. And that’s when it hit me, my real doozy of a practical joke.

I immediately latched the latch nice and tight, locking it in place. Then scrambled down the ladder, missing the last wrung, I was so excited. Then I had to compose myself. I had to keep a straight face. And that’s when I delivered my real doozy of a practical joke. While my mom and my sister were still coming to, shaken and confused by the earthquake, I said, as somberly as I could, that it had happened. It had finally happened. Nuclear War.

My mom and my sister’s faces melted, not literally, not like Steve Guttenberg’s, just out of fright as they began to crumble and cry in each other’s arms. At first, I thought, maybe, they had seen through my little ruse and were faking it. But, after a near-hour of my mom and sister crumbling and crying in each other’s arms, I knew, holy fuck, I had successfully delivered my doozy of a practical joke.

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New Releases: July 2016

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Legion Of Filth new releases. Check them out!

Man Did It Feel Good To Finally Come In My Daughter's Sweet MouthMan Did It Feel Good To Finally Come In My Daughter’s Sweet Mouth

A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 4A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 4

The Therapeutic Properties Of My Stepmom's Big BoobsThe Therapeutic Properties Of My Stepmom’s Big Boobs

Out Of All The Men In The World I Can't Believe I Was The First To Make My Mother ComeOut Of All The Men In The World I Can’t Believe I Was The First To Make My Mother Come

A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 5A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 5

Damn It I Fucked My Epileptic Stepdaughter Way Too Much!Damn It I Fucked My Epileptic Stepdaughter Way Too Much!

Taking Care Of Grandma: Episode 3Taking Care Of Grandma: Episode 3

A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 6A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Episode 6

Wisher: Episode 1Wisher: Episode 1

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