LOF New Release: I Don’t Care You Have To Eat Something Mom!: Episode 1

I Don't Care You Have To Eat Something Mom!: Episode 1
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I Don’t Care You Have To Eat Something Mom!: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

“I don’t care! You have to eat something, Mom!” I had to be firm. My mom could be slippery about these things.

I Don't Care You Have To Eat Something Mom!: Episode 1For whatever reason, my mom felt she needed to lose some weight. So that’s what she did. And then some. Eventually, I had to step in. I told her, “I don’t care! You have to eat something, Mom!” So that’s what she did. And then some. More than I could muster. And then some more after that. I truly think it was the best thing for her. Or maybe it was the best thing for me. Truly the best.

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“I don’t care! You have to eat something, Mom!” I said, standing there all-hard, not downstairs, upstairs, in my mind. I had to be firm, again, not downstairs, upstairs. My mom could be slippery about these things. So, I had to stand my ground on this matter. Before she slipped through my hands. Enough was enough!

“Oh, Jules, you’re being so silly…” my mom said, rolling her deep dark eyes. She was really beautiful. Even with her recent considerable weight-loss. I would never say she looked better. Even if, in a way, she did. Somewhat. Regardless, all that weight-loss was unhealthy. Any fool could see that.

“Mom, I mean it!”

“Mommy means it, too. She isn’t hungry.”

“Maybe not. You’ve probably trained your body not to get hungry anymore.”

“That’s silly.”

“Mom, it’s a thing. I read it online.”

“Oh, so it must be true.”

“Mom, in this case, I think it is true. You need to eat something!”

“Mommy’s not hungry.”

I gave her one last glare, then I stormed off into the kitchen. I was going to find something. Anything! For her to eat.

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LOF New Release: The Best Shot: Episode 6: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life

The Best Shot: Episode 6: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life
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The Best Shot: Episode 6: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life by Luca Satana

What are you supposed to do when your mom says, “Mommy wants to give you the best shot at leading a productive life.”?

The Best Shot: Episode 6: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive LifeFor a pretty healthy, mostly normal 18-year-old guy, I think everything was going just fine in my life. So, I wasn’t the most sexual person in the world. I had my future to think about. Who had time for things like girls? Sex? Etc.? Little did I know, those were the exact things that would have protected me from what was about to happen in my life. My totally fucked-up, out-there, life.

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When I finally arrived home, I guess you could say I was more than a little frazzled, thoroughly diminished by the multitude of unexorcised cum practically climbing the walls of my balls to get out. I was so frazzled, in fact, I almost forgot about my mom, and my mom’s pact with the devil, AKA Dr. Phil, but was soon reminded when I made it upstairs and heard the faint, and grating voice of Dr. Phil endlessly spewing pearls of dogshit, which made me stop dead in my tracks, especially when I realized at that instant where it was coming from, behind the hallway bathroom door, where my mom was likely taking a bath, just her and the endless supply of daytime talk shows streaming on her phone.

Connor?” my mom called to me.

Um, yeah?” I called back, grimacing.

“Come in here.”

“Okay.”

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LOF New Release: No Dude, Miss Miller Is The Take Home Test: Episode 2

No Dude, Miss Miller Is The Take Home Test!: Episode 2
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No Dude, Miss Miller Is The Take Home Test: Episode 2 by Byzantine Thomas

After pressing Billy for details about the take home test, he finally turned to me and said, “No dude, Miss Miller is the take home test.”

No Dude, Miss Miller Is The Take Home Test!: Episode 2Me and my friend Billy are weird, in that we actually care about our grades, which is sort of like an anomaly at my school. So, when I saw him in study, and he got all quiet about the take home test Miss Miller gave him a few nights prior, I couldn’t help but press him for details. I know I shouldn’t have, but I did. And that’s when he suddenly turned to me with his face as white as notebook paper and said under his breath, “No dude, Miss Miller is the take home test.”

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I moved hurriedly, and with minimal forethought, which resulted in an advance that bordered on that of a rhinoceros, nearly barreling my poor biology teacher Miss Miller over, and likely off the bed altogether, forcing her to clutch her falling textbook before it slid off her knees and down to the floor, as I simultaneously reached for her furthest little breast, while extending to mouth her nearest little breast, resulting in me bumping her near arm, causing me to slip underneath and mash my face into her ribcage, which was all pretty much in a day’s work when you’re God’s gift to women, or at least I was in my dreams.

However, dreams and reality are seldom identical twins, more like fraternal at best, or in my case no relation at all. And you’d be surprised to find out, or at least I was, that proficiency in dreams rarely translates to proficiency in reality.

So, in light of what just happened, and what was still happening, it was time to give up any hope of a graceful advance, in favor of full-blown crisis prevention mode, as I redirected my hand, instead of reaching for my biology teacher’s furthest breast, reaching around her side, and possibly at the very last second before I wholly knocked her off the bed, essentially hugging her small waist, while my face remained wedged against a couple of her ribs. Not exactly smooth. Not even if you consider the littlest bit of my nose grazing her nearest little breast.

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LOF New Release: The Best Shot: Episode 5: Grandma Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Being Her Fountain Of Youth

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The Best Shot: Episode 5: Grandma Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Being Her Fountain Of Youth by Luca Satana

But what are you supposed to do when your grandma says, “Grandma wants to give you the best shot at being her fountain of youth”?

For a pretty healthy, mostly normal 18-year-old guy, I think everything was going just fine in my life. So, I wasn’t the most sexual person in the world. I had my future to think about. Who had time for things like girls? Sex? Etc.? Little did I know, those were the exact things that would have protected me from what was about to happen in my life. My totally fucked-up, out-there, life.

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There may be something to this fountain of youth stuff, because low and behold, the next time I opened my eyes, my grandma was, well, doing gymnastics in her bedroom, flipping, summersaulting, etc. As bizarre as that was, it was even more bizarre when I realized she had lost her bra, as her big surprisingly perky breasts and beaming nipples were flipping, summersaulting, etc. right along with her. It was enough to make me hard all over again.

Grandma…?” I said, wanting to make sure she was still my grandma and not Nadia Comaneci.

“Connor, you’re up! And so is Grandma’s fountain of youth!” my grandma said, as she practically flew to the bed, scaring the living shit out of me, before she landed dangerously close to my rock-hard cock, and immediately wrapping her extremely silky-smooth lips around my dripping cockhead, giving me the chills, and then pushing down lightning-fast, giving me even more chills, as I thought I might lose it a fifth time right then and there…

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LOF New Release: The Best Shot: Episode 4: Grandma Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Being Her Fountain Of Youth

The Best Shot: Episode 4: Grandma Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Being Her Fountain Of Youth
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The Best Shot: Episode 4: Grandma Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Being Her Fountain Of Youth by Luca Satana

But what are you supposed to do when your grandma says, “Grandma wants to give you the best shot at being her fountain of youth”?

The Best Shot: Episode 4: Grandma Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Being Her Fountain Of YouthFor a pretty healthy, mostly normal 18-year-old guy, I think everything was going just fine in my life. So, I wasn’t the most sexual person in the world. I had my future to think about. Who had time for things like girls? Sex? Etc.? Little did I know, those were the exact things that would have protected me from what was about to happen in my life. My totally fucked-up, out-there, life.

Excerpt:

The rest of the school day went, well, good. Basically, because I was in like some kind of perma-trance. A fugue-state, if you will. Apparently, that’s what happens when you lose all your marbles, twice, in quick succession, in this case all over the inside of my Aunt Beca’s mouth, and subsequently, due to her aversion to swallowing, all over her beautiful brown body. By the end of my trip to the guidance counselor’s office, she looked like a victim of Goldfinger, except, instead of covered in gold, she was covered in bronze. Bronzefinger may not sound as good, but it certainly felt good.

To further analyze this fugue-state, I would guestimate it was made up of 1 part bliss, 1 part dementia, and 2 parts fatigue, as evidenced by the fact that I fell asleep twice in my last class, and further evidenced when school finally let out and I did the zombie-shuffle out to the Dodge, and pretty much collapsed in the driver’s seat, fully expecting to give way to a deep sleep, at least for a little bit anyway – no harm in that.

However, no less than a millisecond, or perhaps a millihour later, hard to say when you’re tiptoeing along the weary and winding line of consciousness, I heard a tap on the passenger’s side window.

I leaned over to peer out and saw my grandma peering right back at me.

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