LOF New Release: Mom Is The Gift That Keeps Giving: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

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Mom Is The Gift That Keeps Giving: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

After such a horrible year, our sweet mom wanted us to have a very special Christmas. So now our sweet mom is the gift that keeps giving.

Mom Is The Gift That Keeps Giving: Episode 1It’s been a rough year. And nobody’s suffered more than our sweet mom. All she could do to stay sane was give my brother and I the best Christmas ever, which included sprucing up the house with just about all the Christmas nonsense she could find. But when it came time to open our presents, we realized our present was our sweet mom. And now we knew, our mom is the gift that keeps giving.

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For months now, I didn’t have a clue what our sweet mom was up to. And now, on Christmas Eve, I really didn’t have a clue what our sweet mom was up to. And I could only assume my brother Garfunkel – yeah, our mom named us Simon and Garfunkel – and yeah my brother totally got the short end of that stick – at least judging from the blank expression on his face, didn’t have a clue, either.

So, yeah, we were just sort of sitting there on the living room couch. And our sweet mom, like some kind of sweet angel who materialized out of thin air right there in front of our eyes, was in the midst of all the lit-up, sensory-overload, Christmas decorations madness, in her flannel button-up shirt, long light sweater, and jeans. Me, I was in my Clash t-shirt and jeans. My brother was in his Maroon 5 t-shirt and jeans – gees, and he wondered why the kids at school gave him shit.

“By now, I guess you boys can tell Mommy’s been a little honed in on Christmas this year, right?”

Yes,” we said in unison. Did I mention my brother and I were twins? Not identical. Fraternal. Although we definitely looked similar enough to be identical, with only the smallest differences – as we would soon become intimately aware of. And so, being nearly identical twins, I especially hated it when we went full-on creepy twins and spoke in unison. And yet, it continued to happen. Often. Way too often.

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LOF New Release: Holy Fuck I Think I’m Dating My Cute-As-A-Button Irresistible Little Mom: Date 2 (Part 1)

Holy Fuck I Think I'm Dating My Cute-As-A-Button Irresistible Little Mom: Date 2 (Part 1)
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Holy Fuck I Think I’m Dating My Cute-As-A-Button Irresistible Little Mom: Date 2 (Part 1) by  Luca Satana

My mom needed help learning how to date again. And now, Holy fuck, I think I’m dating my cute-as-a-button irresistible little mom: date 2 (part 1).

Holy Fuck I Think I'm Dating My Cute-As-A-Button Irresistible Little Mom: Date 2 (Part 1)After my mom and dad’s divorce, my mom, my cute-as-a-button irresistible little mom, insisted she needed help learning how to date again. Well, obviously, I wasn’t exactly sure what she meant, but before I could ask my mom to elaborate, my wife, as was her habit, volunteered me, of all people, to help my mom. I guffawed, like I’d never guffawed before, thinking the whole thing was some bad joke. Then, I realized, holy fuck, they were not joking. Not at all. I gulped.

My first instinct was to tell them both to kindly fuck off. But, then my Mother Theresa-side shined through, and I told myself, why not. Why couldn’t I help my mom learn how to date again? Sure, I was never an avid dater, even when I was single, but, eh, what the fuck. I could do this. However, it wasn’t long before I was telling myself, holy fuck, I think I’m dating my cute-as-a-button irresistible little mom.

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“Mom?” I said, holding my phone, as I ventured over to my cute-as-a-button irresistible little mom’s house.

“Yes, London? How’s Mommy’s sweet baby and her sweet baby’s big long honey maker?” my mom said, sounding, well, like Cat Woman, basically, only thing missing was the little purr at the end.

Fine…” I grimaced, already wishing my mom and my wife would have kindly fucked off and not talked me into this second dating lesson, or whatever the fuck you would call it, even if the big long honey maker in my slacks seemed totally down with whatever – the total slut that mother-fucker is – and I mean that quite literally. “So, yeah,” I started to say, but had to pause to clear my throat. “Anyway, I’m on my way over. So, um, please make sure you’re ready.”

“Oh, Mommy’s ready. And you can believe Mommy when she says that. She’s so ready… And she’s especially ready for some fresh honey. Mommy sure hopes her baby has some for her.”

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LOF New Release: For The Life Of Her, Mommy Can’t Remember Who Sings “Ain’t No Sunshine”: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

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For The Life Of Her, Mommy Can’t Remember Who Sings “Ain’t No Sunshine”: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

When Mommy can’t remember, sometimes the only thing that’ll help her remember is cock, and even rarer occasions sometimes only her son’s cock.

For The Life Of Her, Mommy Can't Remember Who Sings "Ain't No Sunshine": Episode 1Kerouac, not that Kerouac, but this Kerouac, was in a very peculiar position. Three elements to keep in mind: 1. Kerouac loved his Mom. 2. He knew nothing about sex. 3. He was 18. Little did he know, these three elements would come together to help his mom immensely, in infinite ways, or at least enough that she could remember who sings “Ain’t No Sunshine.”

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Kerouac got home from school, and tossed his bookbag on his bed, and right away went looking for his mom. He found her on her bed. She was wearing things that barely covered her bare essentials, like a very skimpy and loose tank-top and panties. She was looking, well, extremely sexy. He hated the fact that she did. But she did. And he wasn’t in the habit of denying simple truths like his mom looking sexy. Because living one’s life like that would be utterly useless, not to mention exhausting.

“Mom?” Kerouac said, curious.

“I have to go. My man is home,” Sicily said, hanging up her phone and putting it aside.

Kerouac liked the sound of that. He wanted to be his mom’s man. It would be a cool role. It would be cool to be James Bond. Or Han Solo. But, since those roles were taken, he just assumed the role of his mom’s man.

“Well? Do you feel it?” She sat up a little, causing her big boobs and beaming nipples to nearly escape their loose confines.

“Feel it? Oh! No. I guess I don’t.”

“Well, that’s a travesty if Mommy ever heard one.”

“Oh, well, how should it feel? To become a man?”

“I don’t know. Mommy skipped the whole slumming it as a man and went right to nirvana when she became a woman.” She smiled devilishly.

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LOF New Release: Mommy Can’t Sleep Without Her Bed Buddy: Episode 1 by Luca Satana

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Troy’s sexy little mom needed sleep, and she believed it was his enormous rock-hard bed buddy that was finally gonna give it to her.

Mommy Can't Sleep Without Her Bed Buddy: Episode 1I’m not getting into all of this to brag or anything. It’s not like it’s something anyone should be bragging about, anyway. I’m only telling you this in case you, too, have been in a similar situation. You know, where your mom can’t seem to sleep without her bed buddy, which in this case, was me. And maybe, together, we can start to heal. Or at least compare notes.

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It all started one night, probably around 2am or so, when I woke with something of an enormous, and I mean absolutely enormous rock-hard cock in my bed. Thankfully, it was my own rock-hard cock. Otherwise, well, yeah, that would have been so not cool.

Anyway, it just so happened, when I woke with this enormous rock-hard cock, I noticed my mom standing in my bedroom doorway. My noticing her was no small feat since my mom was, well, quite small herself. And, quite beautiful. And, apparently, quite sleep-deprived.

Mom?” I said, a little groggy and a little unsure. I mean, there was still a chance it wasn’t my mom at all, but instead some kind of mythical creature, like maybe a Jawa, but Jawa have eyes that glow yellow and not blue, and Jawa rarely wear anything other than their signature thick wooly brown cloaks, certainly not little pink tank-tops and skimpy purple panties, which was what my mom was wearing at the time.

Troy?” my mom said, more surprised than anything. I guess, because, though I hadn’t notice until that very second, her little hand was down inside her skimpy purple panties, and she was doing a little more than just merely standing there and looking at my big enormous rock-hard cock, but more like admiring it – you know, like rhythmically, like that Elvis Costello song from way back when.

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LOF New Release: My Ultra-Christian Little Mom Gets Worried I Might Be Gay Whenever She Can’t Get Me Going Enough: Episode 3 by Luca Satana

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My Ultra-Christian Little Mom Gets Worried I Might Be Gay Whenever She Can’t Get Me Going Enough: Episode 3 by Luca Satana

Yeah, you and I both know I’m not gay. But, sometimes my ultra-Christian little mom gets worried I might be gay, especially when she can’t get me going enough.

My Ultra-Christian Little Mom Gets Worried I Might Be Gay Whenever She Can't Get Me Going Enough: Episode 3Maybe it was my progressive views on gay rights, or my choice in music, I’m not sure, but whatever it was, my ultra-Christian little mom was starting to worry about me. Not about my health, or my education, or anything that truly mattered. But, about my sexuality. To be specific, whether or not I was gay. Because, if I was gay, she was going to do ANYTHING to ungay me. Including me.

Excerpt:

Okay, so if Sunday was weird, Monday was even weirder.

It all started shortly after my mom tapped me on the shoulder for school.

Joshua? School!” my mom said, as she spun away from me with her little body all wrapped up in a white towel, I guess, after returning from the shower,.

“Right… School…” I said, mostly out of it. Then, bam, I felt it. Pain. A sharp, followed by a dull pain. In my cock. In my balls. Weird.

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“What’s the matter, sweetheart?” she said, looking at me in the reflection in the mirror, before she tossed the towel aside, leaving her in nothing but her very beautiful, very shapely, especially in the big bubble butt area, little birthday suit.

Nothing…” I said, cringing, not even realizing until that very second I was, well, hard. Sort of. Not hard hard. Numb hard. It’s different. And, I guess, I had been this way the whole time. Suddenly, I was embarrassed. I mean, my mom had to know about it. She had to have seen it. But what I would really like to know is how and where it came from. Maybe nowhere. Maybe just the unluck of the draw. Random wood. After a dream.

Or maybe it was my mom. Just hearing her sweet little voice. Or smelling her flowery perfume. The possibilities were endless. Especially since seemingly everything my mom was doing lately was triggering some kind of reaction from my cock. Almost as if the two of them were in cahoots. And then, when I saw my little mom’s naked little body, with the littlest bit of one of her plump little tits peeking around her side and her big round butt, with the littlest bit of whatever else winking back at me, everything downstairs, meaning my cock and balls, went haywire, making things even weirder, as simultaneously, the pain sharpened, quick and stinging. In my cock. In my balls. I gasped and writhed, breathing heavily through the very cringeworthy shooting pain.

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