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We got a million ideas. And as soon as one of the rich fucking assholes in our family gives us the necessary funds, we will proceed. You’ll See.
Please, for the love of all things sacred, don’t ever confuse me and my super cool sister Caryn with our rich fucking asshole family. We are not rich. Well, not anymore. We weren’t about to just sit there and do nothing and be rich. We decided to do something. We decided to be smart, visionaries, and invest it all, in SaucePowerOR, which was this absolutely sure-fire start-up company out of Oregon that nearly perfected the use of old Taco Bell taco sauce as fuel to run small engines, like chainsaws, weed-whackers, and – get this – early prototypes for jet-packs – that’s right that big-time potential goldmine market! I don’t have to tell you how amazing that would have been. I mean, me and Caryn would have been set for life! Unfortunately, the commies in Washington got in the way. Big-money companies. Their lobbyist minions. All those fuck-faces fucked it up. And overnight, suddenly me and Caryn were penniless. If it wasn’t for the family condo on the beach, we would have been homeless. We would have been destitute. But, we aren’t done yet. We got a million ideas. A million ways to make it happen for us. You’ll see. And the rich fucking assholes in our family will see. As soon as one of them, our mom and dad, one of our aunts and uncles, our sister, our cousins, our grandma, gives us the necessary funds to proceed. With something. Something of great importance. And great money-making potential. It’s inevitable really. Just a matter of time. You’ll see.
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