LOF New Release: Except For Me And My Super Cool Sister Caryn, Everyone In Our Family Is A Rich Fucking Asshole: Episode 1 (Starting With Our Mom Zoe)

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Except For Me And My Super Cool Sister Caryn, Everyone In Our Family Is A Rich Fucking Asshole: Episode 1 (Starting With Our Mom Zoe) by Tura Brasi

We got a million ideas. And as soon as one of the rich fucking assholes in our family gives us the necessary funds, we will proceed. You’ll See.

Except For Me And My Super Cool Sister Caryn, Everyone In Our Family Is A Rich Fucking Asshole: Episode 1 (Starting With Our Mom Zoe)Please, for the love of all things sacred, don’t ever confuse me and my super cool sister Caryn with our rich fucking asshole family. We are not rich. Well, not anymore. We weren’t about to just sit there and do nothing and be rich. We decided to do something. We decided to be smart, visionaries, and invest it all, in SaucePowerOR, which was this absolutely sure-fire start-up company out of Oregon that nearly perfected the use of old Taco Bell taco sauce as fuel to run small engines, like chainsaws, weed-whackers, and – get this – early prototypes for jet-packs – that’s right that big-time potential goldmine market! I don’t have to tell you how amazing that would have been. I mean, me and Caryn would have been set for life! Unfortunately, the commies in Washington got in the way. Big-money companies. Their lobbyist minions. All those fuck-faces fucked it up. And overnight, suddenly me and Caryn were penniless. If it wasn’t for the family condo on the beach, we would have been homeless. We would have been destitute. But, we aren’t done yet. We got a million ideas. A million ways to make it happen for us. You’ll see. And the rich fucking assholes in our family will see. As soon as one of them, our mom and dad, one of our aunts and uncles, our sister, our cousins, our grandma, gives us the necessary funds to proceed. With something. Something of great importance. And great money-making potential. It’s inevitable really. Just a matter of time. You’ll see.

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LOF New Release: Me And My Mom And My Sister (AKA The Last Ones Left Alive): Episode 2

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Me And My Mom And My Sister (AKA The Last Ones Left Alive) Episode 2 by Luca Satana

Practical jokes are one thing, but when they cause you to start fucking your mom and your sister, well, then you know you’re fucked!

My mom and my sister were practical jokers. Real annoying. I wasn’t. Never was. Well, not usually. At least not until I came up with a real doozy. Probably too big. Ya see, back then; I lived in a nuclear fallout shelter. In our backyard. Ever since I saw that movie The Day After, you know, that 80’s movie where Steve Guttenberg’s face melts off, due to nuclear fallout, or something or other. Anyway, so that’s where I lived. And that’s where I stayed. While my mom and my sister, basically, stayed in our house and probably sat around making fun of me nonstop.

That was, until my real doozy of a practical joke, when they came for a visit, down into my humble abode, my underground nuclear fallout shelter, for a my little impromptu 21st birthday party for me, and after we watched all the Ernest Goes To Camps and played Monopoly and Risk two times each, my mom and my sister fell asleep on my makeshift bed.

And that’s when it happened. Earthquake, a pretty big one, too, it was California after all.

So, I zoomed up the ladder and opened the latch, and after a quick scan around, saw, basically, nothing major was amiss, just a few broken tree limbs and some telephone wires on the fritz. And that’s when it hit me, my real doozy of a practical joke.

I immediately latched the latch nice and tight, locking it in place. Then scrambled down the ladder, missing the last wrung, I was so excited. Then I had to compose myself. I had to keep a straight face. And that’s when I delivered my real doozy of a practical joke. While my mom and my sister were still coming to, shaken and confused by the earthquake, I said, as somberly as I could, that it had happened. It had finally happened. Nuclear War.

My mom and my sister’s faces melted, not literally, not like Steve Guttenberg’s, just out of fright as they began to crumble and cry in each other’s arms. At first, I thought, maybe, they had seen through my little ruse and were faking it. But, after a near-hour of my mom and sister crumbling and crying in each other’s arms, I knew, holy fuck, I had successfully delivered my doozy of a practical joke.

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LOF New Release: A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 2 (Episode 8-14)

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A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 2 (Episode 8-14) by Luca Satana

To Eric’s chagrin, what he believed was an act of chivalry, an innocent mother-son getaway, has turned into a not so innocent mother-son fuck-fest.

A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 2 (Episode 8-14)

Eric Brennan was a handsome 18-year-old young man who really wanted to help his mother. He knew his father was no good for his mother. He was mean. Abusive. Controlling. In fact, the only good thing he ever did for her was fuck her. A lot. Eric knew this from all the years growing up in the house and hearing them going at it. Especially his mother, who was a particularly loud lover.

And so, Eric decided he would confront his mother on Spring Break. First thing he did was pack his suitcase and his mother’s suitcase. Then he took a deep breath and approached his mother.

Sabrina Brennan was a very pretty and very sweet 41-year-old woman. But she needed help. The sad thing was she didn’t even realize it. Not until that fateful day when her son pointed it out to her. Suddenly her eyes were opened. And so, she agreed.

With it already being late in the day, they had to move quickly. Sabrina was surprised to see that her son had already packed her suitcase. She checked it. No lingerie. One of her favorite things to wear. This simply would not do. So, she threw in all her lingerie and skimpy underwear and tried to get her suitcase closed again. No such luck. However, after considerable effort, which included sitting on it, then standing on it, then sitting on it again, thankfully, she was able to do so.

Finally, they were off!

They drove for hours. They weren’t sure what they were gonna do. Or where they were gonna go. So, they drove up to the White Mountains. There, they found a not so nice, but barely occupied, strip hotel and decided to stay. For how long, neither one knew. All they knew was they were alone. Together. Mother and son.

There, they could plot out their next move. And start a life, anew. With Eric’s father and Sabrina’s husband finally gone, completely out of the picture.

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LOF Sale: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love My Family: Season 1 (Episode 1-7) by Luca Satana

This is a story about how I learned to stop worrying and love my family, or should I say stop worrying and fuck my family.
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How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love My Family: Season 1 (Episode 1-7) by Luca Satana

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This is a story about how I learned to stop worrying and love my family, or should I say stop worrying and fuck my family.

How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love My Family: Season 1 (Episode 1-7)

One doesn’t just start doing this sort of thing. Or at least I didn’t. It was just something I feel I simply fell into. In fact, I’m almost certain there was only one way this whole thing could have ever ended up. And it’s with that realization that I finally learned how to stop worrying and love my family. Hopefully this helps. Yours truly, Fisher.

My mom is really cool. A really great woman. But she’s unlucky. My father passed when I was pretty young. Since then, my mom’s been mostly single, with a few losers peppered in here and there. Now, my mom is working nights. Third shift. She likes it. Especially the pay raise. But she can’t sleep. She’s always been a light sleeper, but adding the fact that she needs to sleep during the day isn’t helping her sleep. So, after trying a million things, pills, reading, eating, anything to sleep, she’s now looking to me to help her sleep.

Like my mom, my Aunt Lily is really cool. Maybe even cooler, if it weren’t for her trying so hard all the time. My aunt never married. Well, let’s not say never just yet. Who knows, she might get lucky one of these days. But probably not if she continues to pursue weird-ass fuck-heads on the other side of globe or on some other unattainable plane altogether. To me, my aunt’s warped little love affairs are just a microcosm of what’s wrong with her, which is her inability to see what’s right in front of her, to relax, and accept the world as it is, all around her, namely herself, and her own vivid awesomeness. Instead, my aunt puts herself in this endlessly spinning hamster wheel, ever-striving, reaching, wanting, trying, for the ever-elusive more, which, in the end, usually leaves her alone or just plain lonely. And I guess, that’s where I come in.

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New Releases: April 2017

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Legion Of Filth new releases. Check them out!!!

   A Strict Grandpa-Granddaughter Diet: Episode 1   Mother's Days: Day 1   Mother's Days: Day 2

A Strict Grandpa-Granddaughter Diet: Episode 1, Mother’s Days: Day 1, Mother’s Days: Day 2

 Mother's Days: Day 3   All Over Grandma: Episode 1   Aunt Lily's Nights: Night 1

Mother’s Days: Day 3, All Over Grandma: Episode 1, Aunt Lily’s Nights: Night 1

Wit And Wile And Their Mother's Amazing Pussy: Episode 1 (Part 1)   Mother's Days: Day 4   Pimping My Mom: Episode 1 (Paradise Lost And How To Find It Again)

Wit And Wile And Their Mother’s Amazing Pussy: Episode 1 (Part 1), Mother’s Days: Day 4, Pimping My Mom: Episode 1 (Paradise Lost And How To Find It Again)

In Addition To Everything Else Going On In My Life Now I Have To Get My Mom Pregnant Too - But First Grandma Wants To Get My Head Screwed On Straight: Episode 8  Nothing Calms Her Stomach Like A Fresh Swig Of Daddy's Juice   A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 1 (Episode 1-7)

In Addition To Everything Else Going On In My Life Now I Have To Get My Mom Pregnant Too – But First Grandma Wants To Get My Head Screwed On Straight: Episode 8, Nothing Calms Her Stomach Like A Fresh Swig Of Daddy’s Juice, A Mother-Son Getaway Gone Wrong: Season 1 (Episode 1-7)

From Now On I Refuse To Shave My Mother's Pussy   In Addition To Everything Else Going On In My Life Now I Have To Get My Mom Pregnant Too - But First Grandma Wants To Get My Head Screwed On Straight: Episode 9   Wit And Wile And Their Mother's Amazing Pussy: Episode 1 (Part 2)

From Now On I Refuse To Shave My Mother’s Pussy, In Addition To Everything Else Going On In My Life Now I Have To Get My Mom Pregnant Too – But First Grandma Wants To Get My Head Screwed On Straight: Episode 9, Wit And Wile And Their Mother’s Amazing Pussy: Episode 1 (Part 2)

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