In Addition To Everything Else Going On In My Life Now I Have To Get My Mom Pregnant Too!

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In Addition To Everything Else Going On In My Life Now I Have To Get My Mom Pregnant Too: Episode 1In addition to everything else going on in my life, with this being my senior year and having to get ready for college, I also have an alarming amount of homework, baseball, chess club, my job at the hardware store, and all my house chores, and now I have to get my mom pregnant, too! If you ask me, the whole thing is fucking bullshit!

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In Addition To Everything Else Going On In My Life Now I Have To Get My Mom Pregnant Too! Episode 1

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I just got home from school when my parents dropped the bomb on me. Like I really needed this! I had an AP Bio test on Friday and a term paper due on Thursday and here it was, already Tuesday, and I hadn't even started the research!

We were sitting in our quaint, yet somewhat cluttered, living room. Or parlor, as my mom liked to call it. My mom liked to use underused words like that. I thought for sure my parents were gonna tell me they were getting a divorce. No, it was much worse.

"Brandy?" my parents said, almost clutching each other.

"What?" I said. "Mom, Dad, I have a shit-ton of homework to do."

"We know. We're so proud of you," my mom said and smiled warmly.

"We really are," my dad added, as he frowned at his gin and tonic, which he was trying to find a coaster for, but couldn't, settling for a TV Guide.

"Thanks." I looked around, feeling a little awkward. "Can I go, now?" I started to get up.

"Wait!" my dad said, rather sternly. "Now, hold on just a minute. Your mother and I have something we'd like to discuss with you."

"Okay." I dropped back down.

"Brandy!" my mom suddenly blurted out, as she scooted up to the edge of the couch, a movement that made her loose blouse open slightly, making a bit of her cleavage appear more pronounced.

I tried not to stare.

"Your father and I have decided to have a baby!" my mom said.

"Oh, good," I said, relieved. "For a minute there, I thought you guys were gonna say you were getting a divorce."

My parents smirked at each other. "What ever gave you that idea?" they said, scoffing, then giggling a little.

In Addition To Everything Else Going On In My Life Now I Have To Get My Mom Pregnant Too: 4-Pack 1 (Episode 1-4)"On the contrary, we couldn't be any happier," my dad said, shaking his head incredulously at me. "What's the matter with you?"

"Sorry." I started to get up. "That's great guys."

"Wait there just a minute, young man," my dad said, back to his stern tone again.

I dropped back down. "Yeah?" I sighed.

"This is a very big deal. A very big decision," my dad said. "And we want you to be a part of it."

"What? Yeah. Of course. I'm behind you guys 100%. Whatever you wanna do." I started to get up again.

"That's great, but that's not what we mean," my dad said.

I dropped back down, wondering what the fuck they were getting at.

"We're no spring chickens," my dad added.

I nodded.

"I'm 52 and your mother is 42."

"I know." I tried to think of something supportive. "With all the advances in modern medicine, I'm sure everything will be okay."

"We hope so," my dad said. They looked at each other and smiled. "But all the same, we'd like to give this baby the best chance we can."

"Okay. Great."

"We've been researching. A lot. And-"

"Your father has old sperm," my mom suddenly interjected, giving my dad an endearing smile and a squeeze of his thigh.

I smirked.

In Addition To Everything Else Going On In My Life Now I Have To Get My Mom Pregnant Too: Episode 1"Yes, it's true. I'm 52. That's not really old. But it's old enough. Old enough to affect my sperm. So, if we want to give this baby the best chance, we're gonna need some younger sperm. Virile. Vibrant. Full of life sperm."

"Okay. So, a sperm bank? Sperm donor?"

"Well, we were thinking a donor," my dad said.

"Okay. Great." I nodded. "Sounds good. Sounds like you got it all worked out. Just be careful, we wouldn't want some mass murderer's sperm." I smiled.

Mom and Dad smiled.

"Well, Brandy, you're not a mass murderer, are you?" my mom said and giggled.

I stopped smiling.

"John, I think he's gonna have a heart attack," my mom said to my dad.

"Brando? It really isn't all that strange. Really," my dad said.

"It's. Well. Incest." I thought about it. "Isn't it?"

"Oh, John, if he doesn't like that part, he's really not gonna like the next part."

"What next part?" I said, as my lips started quivering.

"Your mother and I don't like the idea of artificial insemination," my dad said.

I sat back.

Mom and Dad smiled again.

"So, what exactly are you saying?" I said slowly.

"Brando, no need to get so dramatic, all we want you to do is have sex with your mother-" my dad started to say.

"Brandy, it'll probably only be just a handful of times," my mom interjected.

I stood up. "I think I'm gonna be sick."

"Look, he is being dramatic, isn't he?" Mom said.

"Well, it was your idea to name him Brando," Dad added, reaching for his gin and tonic.

Feeling a little queasy, I sat back down. Read More

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