LOF New Release: Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 1; Super Hard: Episode 1 by Tura Brasi

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Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come: Episode 1; Super Hard: Episode 1 by Tura Brasi

When you have a big stupid super hard 12-inch cock, your best friend’s mom can’t see you’re new to sex, so you’re almost always about to come.

I don’t know what it is but somehow, when the universe gets a whiff of you having a big stupid super hard 12-inch cock, suddenly every woman and their mother can sense it. And suddenly, every woman and their mother wants to see it, and naturally, suck it, fuck it or do some other god-awful thing to it. And let me tell you, it can be super hard to convince them otherwise!

When the universe gets a whiff of you having a big stupid super hard 12-inch cock, it’s almost as if your best friend’s mom can’t get it through her pretty little head that you’re relatively new to sex, so you’re almost always about to come. All she seems to care about is when she can get that big stupid super hard 12-inch cock inside her, and hopefully for longer than a second or two, this time.

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LOF New Release: Super Bad Cop: Episode 1 by Byzantine Thomas

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Super Bad Cop: Episode 1 by Byzantine Thomas

Sometimes super bad cops have a loose understanding of the law. Sometimes they fill in those blanks with lots of criminal fucking. But who’s complaining?

Super Bad Cop: Episode 1Officer Melody Hobbes is, well, out there. I’m pretty sure she’s quite disturbed. Regardless, and this may be a bit of Stockholm Syndrome speaking for me, but I think she’s a truly, well-meaning person. She means to do good things. However, no doubt about it, I’m afraid she’s a super bad cop.

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LOF New Release: The Little Tiny Absolutely Essential Thing I Do To Make My Mom Happy: Episode 1

The Little Tiny Absolutely Essential Thing I Do To Make My Mom Happy: Episode 1
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The Little Tiny Absolutely Essential Thing I Do To Make My Mom Happy: Episode 1 by Tura Brasi

Sometimes, in little tiny absolutely essential ways, a dad’s understanding of a mom’s anatomy can go amiss. And that’s where sons come in.

I’m not gonna sit here and tell you what I do for my mom is any big thing. It’s just a little thing. A little tiny absolutely essential thing I do to make my mom happy. At least according to my dad. And, especially according to my mom.

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LOF New Release: That Embarrassing “Get In Mommy’s Shorts” Disciplinary Technique: Episode 1

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That Embarrassing “Get In Mommy’s Shorts” Disciplinary Technique: Episode 1 by Tura Brasi

One man’s very personal account of that long-forgotten chapter in bad-parenting known as the “Get In Mommy’s Shorts” Disciplinary Technique.

Remember that embarrassing “Get in Mommy’s shorts” disciplinary technique? Well, it was embarrassing for me. I mean, what were our moms thinking? What a bunch of weirdos! In my case, I suppose I would have to take some of the blame. After all, I was a real prick back then. Regardless, the lion’s share of the blame would still have to fall on my crazy mom. Or maybe my mom’s crazy sex-drive.

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LOF New Release: This Is Some Fucked-Up Homeschooling Mom: Episode 2

This Is Some Fucked-Up Home-Schooling Mom: Episode 2
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This Is Some Fucked-Up Homeschooling Mom: Episode 2 by Tura Brasi

I don’t wanna go to school. Why should I? I wanna be a rocker! So, now, my mom is homeschooling me, in her own fucked-up way. Ugh!

This Is Some Fucked-Up Home-Schooling Mom: Episode 2I’m not weird. Or bad. Just misunderstood. My mom, and my sister for that matter, both think they know me. But, they don’t. I don’t apply myself because I don’t wanna apply myself. I don’t wanna go to school. Why should I? When all I wanna be is, well, a rocker. And, I’m gonna be a rocker. I am!

But, all I keep hearing are those words, “As long as you’re living under my roof, you will go to school,” which were my dad’s words, delivered at the top of his lungs, with some real mean pipes, I might add, like Bruce Dickinson pipes, well, maybe not that mean, before my dad up and had a coronary, probably from all that yelling at the top of his lungs, or maybe, more than likely, from all my mom’s blowjobs, we’re talking mean blowjobs, which I can say, sadly, from experience now, could definitely kill somebody, or at least maim them, not unlike a head-on collision with one of my mom’s mammoth ta-tas, which were Guinness Book ta-tas, my mom and my sisters’ both.

So, now, I’m stuck. Now, to go along with my dad’s ghost yelling at me at the top of its ghostly lungs, everyone and their mother seems to think I need to finish school, even my twisted fuck of a grandpa, telling my mom if she can’t get me, the heir to some kind of small fortune, to graduate he’s gonna pull the plug on us, financially, what a prick, like it’s my mom or my sister’s fault I don’t wanna go to school.

Regardless, that’s where I am. Thoroughly stuck. And, that’s where my mom is, thoroughly stuck, thinking she has to get me graduated, somehow, someway, including homeschooling me, in her own, well, fucked-up way of homeschooling. Ugh.

And, if you ask me, this is all very unrocker. I mean, Angus Young wouldn’t put up with this bullshit.

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