LOF New Release: The Best Shot: Episode 5: Grandma Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Being Her Fountain Of Youth

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The Best Shot: Episode 5: Grandma Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Being Her Fountain Of Youth by Luca Satana

But what are you supposed to do when your grandma says, “Grandma wants to give you the best shot at being her fountain of youth”?

For a pretty healthy, mostly normal 18-year-old guy, I think everything was going just fine in my life. So, I wasn’t the most sexual person in the world. I had my future to think about. Who had time for things like girls? Sex? Etc.? Little did I know, those were the exact things that would have protected me from what was about to happen in my life. My totally fucked-up, out-there, life.

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There may be something to this fountain of youth stuff, because low and behold, the next time I opened my eyes, my grandma was, well, doing gymnastics in her bedroom, flipping, summersaulting, etc. As bizarre as that was, it was even more bizarre when I realized she had lost her bra, as her big surprisingly perky breasts and beaming nipples were flipping, summersaulting, etc. right along with her. It was enough to make me hard all over again.

Grandma…?” I said, wanting to make sure she was still my grandma and not Nadia Comaneci.

“Connor, you’re up! And so is Grandma’s fountain of youth!” my grandma said, as she practically flew to the bed, scaring the living shit out of me, before she landed dangerously close to my rock-hard cock, and immediately wrapping her extremely silky-smooth lips around my dripping cockhead, giving me the chills, and then pushing down lightning-fast, giving me even more chills, as I thought I might lose it a fifth time right then and there…

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LOF New Release: The Best Shot: Episode 4: Grandma Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Being Her Fountain Of Youth

The Best Shot: Episode 4: Grandma Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Being Her Fountain Of Youth
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The Best Shot: Episode 4: Grandma Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Being Her Fountain Of Youth by Luca Satana

But what are you supposed to do when your grandma says, “Grandma wants to give you the best shot at being her fountain of youth”?

The Best Shot: Episode 4: Grandma Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Being Her Fountain Of YouthFor a pretty healthy, mostly normal 18-year-old guy, I think everything was going just fine in my life. So, I wasn’t the most sexual person in the world. I had my future to think about. Who had time for things like girls? Sex? Etc.? Little did I know, those were the exact things that would have protected me from what was about to happen in my life. My totally fucked-up, out-there, life.

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The rest of the school day went, well, good. Basically, because I was in like some kind of perma-trance. A fugue-state, if you will. Apparently, that’s what happens when you lose all your marbles, twice, in quick succession, in this case all over the inside of my Aunt Beca’s mouth, and subsequently, due to her aversion to swallowing, all over her beautiful brown body. By the end of my trip to the guidance counselor’s office, she looked like a victim of Goldfinger, except, instead of covered in gold, she was covered in bronze. Bronzefinger may not sound as good, but it certainly felt good.

To further analyze this fugue-state, I would guestimate it was made up of 1 part bliss, 1 part dementia, and 2 parts fatigue, as evidenced by the fact that I fell asleep twice in my last class, and further evidenced when school finally let out and I did the zombie-shuffle out to the Dodge, and pretty much collapsed in the driver’s seat, fully expecting to give way to a deep sleep, at least for a little bit anyway – no harm in that.

However, no less than a millisecond, or perhaps a millihour later, hard to say when you’re tiptoeing along the weary and winding line of consciousness, I heard a tap on the passenger’s side window.

I leaned over to peer out and saw my grandma peering right back at me.

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LOF New Release: The Best Shot: Episode 3: Aunt Beca Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Acing All Her Orifices

The Best Shot: Episode 3: Aunt Beca Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Acing All Her Orifices
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The Best Shot: Episode 3: Aunt Beca Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Acing All Her Orifices by Luca Satana

Okay, so what are you supposed to do when your aunt says, “Aunt Beca wants to give you the best shot at acing all her orifices.”?

The Best Shot: Episode 3: Aunt Beca Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Acing All Her OrificesFor a pretty healthy, mostly normal 18-year-old guy, I think everything was going just fine in my life. So, I wasn’t the most sexual person in the world. I had my future to think about. Who had time for things like girls? Sex? Etc.? Little did I know, those were the exact things that would have protected me from what was about to happen in my life. My totally fucked-up, out-there, life.

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After all that, well, enlightenment with my mom, the next morning I woke with probably the biggest raging rock-hard cock ever. As far as I could remember, this sort of thing never really happened much before. The thing was monstrous. And didn’t seem to be going anywhere anytime soon. Going wherever I went. Moving wherever I moved. Even following me into the shower.

So, there I was, just showering away, trying my best to circumnavigate this gargantuan cock, which seemed hellbent on upsetting my balance, as evidenced by, more than once, accidentally hitting the shower curtain and knocking over my mom’s body wash.

To be honest, I really didn’t know what to do with this undying monstrosity. Thanks to that fuck-face Dr. Phil, my mom really wanted me to masturbate more. And yet, she also didn’t want me to masturbate. Basically, because, like everything else in my life, she wanted to do it for me. Okay, that’s all well and good, but here I was, in the shower, with this Guinness Book pain-in-the-ass, and my mom was nowhere in sight!

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LOF New Release: The Best Shot: Episode 2: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life

The Best Shot: Episode 2 Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life
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The Best Shot: Episode 2: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life by Luca Satana

What are you supposed to do when your mom says, “Mommy wants to give you the best shot at leading a productive life.”?

The Best Shot: Episode 2 Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive LifeFor a pretty healthy, mostly normal 18-year-old guy, I think everything was going just fine in my life. So, I wasn’t the most sexual person in the world. I had my future to think about. Who had time for things like girls? Sex? Etc.? Little did I know, those were the exact things that would have protected me from what was about to happen in my life. My totally fucked-up, out-there, life.

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I was asleep. Mostly. But not exactly in a deep sleep. It’s hard to sleep when what just happened to me a few hours earlier just happened. You know what I mean. It was like a dream. A really weird out-there sort of dream. Kind of like the dreamy voice I was hearing.

Connor?” my mom said softly, before sitting down on the edge of my bed.

Huh…?” I said, barely audible, and barely conscious.

“Mommy’s so sorry to disturb you, but she just couldn’t sleep.”

“I’m sorry… I guess neither can I…” She didn’t get the hint.

“Oh, sorry to hear that.” She started to massage my thigh.

“Yeah…”  Yeah, she really didn’t get it.

“It’s just that Mommy blew your father before bed, and like a sillyhead, she swallowed his big load.”

“Um. Okay…”

“Mommy loves your father, but his loads aren’t what she would call, well, yummy.”

“Okay…”

“If Mommy had to describe your father’s cum-”

“Mom, that’s the thing. You don’t have to describe Dad’s cum.”

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LOF New Release: The Best Shot: Episode 1: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life

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The Best Shot: Episode 1: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life by Luca Satana

What are you supposed to do when your mom says, “Mommy wants to give you the best shot at leading a productive life.”?

The Best Shot: Episode 1: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive LifeFor a pretty healthy, mostly normal 18-year-old guy, I think everything was going just fine in my life. So, I wasn’t the most sexual person in the world. I had my future to think about. Who had time for things like girls? Sex? Etc.? Little did I know, those were the exact things that would have protected me from what was about to happen in my life. My totally fucked-up, out-there, life.

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It was late, just a few minutes before bed, and I was just sitting on my bed previewing the next unit in my biology textbook, when my mom walked in. She was in a bra and panties. Not super weird for her. But still a little weird for me. Especially given how absolutely bonkers humungous my mom’s boobs were.

“Connor?” my mom said, smiling, all stealthy, as if she was trying not to disturb me too much.

“Yeah?” I said, peeking up at her.

“Can Mommy talk to you?” She sat down on the edge of my bed.

“Sure.” I stayed put where I was, half-lying up against the headboard.

“Come over here.”

“Okay.” I did. What was she up to?

“Mommy was watching Dr. Phil-”

“Mom, you know you’re not supposed to watch Dr. Phil.”

My mom had a problem. With Dr. Phil. Oprah. Maury. Or whoever else was churning out all that day-time TV crap. I mean, sure, that stuff, alone, is pretty harmless. However, when you mix it with someone like my mom, who was very impressionable, maybe too impressionable, the results could be catastrophic. As in this case. Most definitely.

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