Legion Of Filth Erotic Stories NEW RELEASE
(Don’t Worry) With My Mom It’s All About Weights And Measures And Facts And Figures: Episode One by Luca Satana
Don’t worry, with my mom it’s all about weights and measures and facts and figures. Who’s worried? I’m not. Well. Maybe a little bit.
To whom it may concern: Don’t worry, with my mom it’s all about weights and measures and facts and figures, so there’s no cause for concern. So don’t be. Concerned, I mean. I mean, not that you would be concerned. Only that it’s all quite scientific. Or at least that’s what it seems like. From where I’m standing/sitting/lying/etc. Not to mention, all quite awesome! Again, from where I’m standing/sitting/lying/etc. So don’t worry.
Excerpt:
It all happened rather quickly. So quickly in fact, I challenge you to see how any of this could have been avoided.
I was just starting to come to. It was the morning of my 18th birthday. And my mom was calling me to wherever she was.
By the time I came to, enough that I could walk – that is, without banging up against the walls, etc. – I discovered my mom in the bathroom. She was in a thick white cotton robe and standing next to her new scale.
“Holly, first and foremost, Mommy would like to wish you a very happy birthday,” my mom said, with as much feeling as she could muster, as she moved closer to give me an abbreviated hug and kiss on the cheek.
“Thanks, Mom,” I said, wondering what I was doing standing there in the bathroom with my mom.
“You may be wondering why you’re standing here in the bathroom with your mom.”
“Yup. The thought did cross my mind.”
“Well. Now, that you’re 18, Mommy feels there are experiments we can do, that before, might have been, well, grossly inappropriate.”
“Oh. Okay. Not just inappropriate? Grossly inappropriate?”
“Precisely.”
