For whatever reason, these are moms who really suck. Or really don’t suck. Depending on how you look at it. Especially if you’re one of their sons. As in the case with my mom Caren, who believes she’s seen enough medical shows to know a thing or two about medicine and in her unprofessional opinion, nothing is going to maintain her three sons’ health better than monitoring whatever she can suck out of them on a daily basis.