Legion Of Filth Erotic Stories NEW RELEASE
I’m Blue When My Brother’s Green With Our Mom: Episode 5 by Luca Satana
We were all so horny, my mom, my brother, and me, so why wouldn’t blue green work? Well, because I’m blue when my brother is green.
What are you supposed to do when there are four members of your immediate family, and three of them are extremely, well, horny, like all the time, and one is extremely, well, never horny, like all the time? That was the situation my mom, my brother, and I were in. Until, well, my mom came up with blue green. Or I don’t know what you call it. That’s just what it amounted to. It wasn’t gross. It was meant to be orderly. Fair. And as neat and clean as possible, while still accomplishing what we set out for. And that was, of course, to be unhorny.
Excerpt:
“Arc de Triomphe,” I said, quite confidently, as I munched the last of my pizza, before I placed my plate on the end table.
“Eiffel Tower,” my terror of a brother said, still nursing his last piece of pizza, while he glared way too close to Final Jeopardy on the TV screen. “What the heck is the Arc de-whatever?”
“It’s the right answer.”
“Yeah right.”
“Eiffel Tower,” Alex Trebek said, reading the contestant’s scribbled out answer. “Nope. I’m sorry. It was actually the Arc de Triomphe. How much did you wager?”
“Told you,” I said, trying my best not to gloat, but still, of course, gloating a little.
“Whatever,” Terror said, visibly annoyed.
Then, seemingly out of nowhere, our mom emerged in her freshly dried, with heat still coming off it, blue pajamas, as she headed straightaway over to my terror of a brother and handed him her green pajamas, along with the detached buttons in a baggie, and her little sewing kit case.
“Mom, what am I supposed to do with this?” Terror said, in mild protest.
“Fix it,” our mom said sternly, but with a soft smile, before she started back toward the couch, grabbing my hand on the way.
“Oh, man…” Terror sighed, just staring at these all components in his lap, completely confounded.
