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We were all so horny, my mom, my brother, and me, so why wouldn’t blue green work? Well, because my little brother is a terror!
What are you supposed to do when there are four members of your immediate family, and three of them are extremely, well, horny, like all the time, and one is extremely, well, never horny, like all the time? That was the situation my mom, my brother, and I were in. Until, well, my mom came up with blue green. Or I don’t know what you call it. That’s just what it amounted to. It wasn’t gross. It was meant to be orderly. Fair. And as neat and clean as possible, while still accomplishing what we set out for. And that was, of course, to be unhorny.
“This is how it’ll work,” my mom said, eyeing my brother and I, as she sat there in her blue pajamas on the couch.
I looked at my little brother Terror, born Tyler, but known as Terror, since, well, he was totally a terror in almost every way.
Terror sneered at me. Big surprise. Okay, if that’s how you want to be about it.
“Mommy doesn’t want it to be dirty. Nothing gross. Agreed?”
“Agreed,” my brother and I said in unison.
“And Mommy wants to be just as she is. Like this. In her nice comfy pajamas. Agreed?”
“And Mommy wants order. Nothing weird. Or pushy. Agreed?”
“That means nothing crazy.”
“Mommy has two pairs of pajamas. These blue ones. And green ones. Got it?”
“Agreed/Got it.” Okay, so we were a little excited. Can you really blame us?
“One of you will be blue and one of you will be green.”
“Blue!” Terror exclaimed. “I call!”
“Tyler, Mommy doesn’t like that. You’re being too pushy. Not orderly at all. So, Mommy will have William be blue.”
“Figures!” He rolled his eyes and folded his arms.