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The Best Shot: Episode 1: Mommy Wants To Give You The Best Shot At Leading A Productive Life by Luca Satana
What are you supposed to do when your mom says, “Mommy wants to give you the best shot at leading a productive life.”?
For a pretty healthy, mostly normal 18-year-old guy, I think everything was going just fine in my life. So, I wasn’t the most sexual person in the world. I had my future to think about. Who had time for things like girls? Sex? Etc.? Little did I know, those were the exact things that would have protected me from what was about to happen in my life. My totally fucked-up, out-there, life.
It was late, just a few minutes before bed, and I was just sitting on my bed previewing the next unit in my biology textbook, when my mom walked in. She was in a bra and panties. Not super weird for her. But still a little weird for me. Especially given how absolutely bonkers humungous my mom’s boobs were.
“Connor?” my mom said, smiling, all stealthy, as if she was trying not to disturb me too much.
“Yeah?” I said, peeking up at her.
“Can Mommy talk to you?” She sat down on the edge of my bed.
“Sure.” I stayed put where I was, half-lying up against the headboard.
“Come over here.”
“Okay.” I did. What was she up to?
“Mommy was watching Dr. Phil-”
“Mom, you know you’re not supposed to watch Dr. Phil.”
My mom had a problem. With Dr. Phil. Oprah. Maury. Or whoever else was churning out all that day-time TV crap. I mean, sure, that stuff, alone, is pretty harmless. However, when you mix it with someone like my mom, who was very impressionable, maybe too impressionable, the results could be catastrophic. As in this case. Most definitely.