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After such a horrible year, our sweet mom wanted us to have a very special Christmas. So now our sweet mom is the gift that keeps giving.
It’s been a rough year. And nobody’s suffered more than our sweet mom. All she could do to stay sane was give my brother and I the best Christmas ever, which included sprucing up the house with just about all the Christmas nonsense she could find. But when it came time to open our presents, we realized our present was our sweet mom. And now we knew, our mom is the gift that keeps giving.
For months now, I didn’t have a clue what our sweet mom was up to. And now, on Christmas Eve, I really didn’t have a clue what our sweet mom was up to. And I could only assume my brother Garfunkel – yeah, our mom named us Simon and Garfunkel – and yeah my brother totally got the short end of that stick – at least judging from the blank expression on his face, didn’t have a clue, either.
So, yeah, we were just sort of sitting there on the living room couch. And our sweet mom, like some kind of sweet angel who materialized out of thin air right there in front of our eyes, was in the midst of all the lit-up, sensory-overload, Christmas decorations madness, in her flannel button-up shirt, long light sweater, and jeans. Me, I was in my Clash t-shirt and jeans. My brother was in his Maroon 5 t-shirt and jeans – gees, and he wondered why the kids at school gave him shit.
“By now, I guess you boys can tell Mommy’s been a little honed in on Christmas this year, right?”
“Yes,” we said in unison. Did I mention my brother and I were twins? Not identical. Fraternal. Although we definitely looked similar enough to be identical, with only the smallest differences – as we would soon become intimately aware of. And so, being nearly identical twins, I especially hated it when we went full-on creepy twins and spoke in unison. And yet, it continued to happen. Often. Way too often.
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