Legion Of Filth Erotic Stories NEW RELEASE
A Year’s Supply Of…My Wife Denise: Episode 1 by Luca Satana
“I hereby promise you a year’s supply of me, which will include at least one sublime release, each and everyday for one year.”
Just because my wife, on our anniversary, felt inclined to give me a card inscribed with the following message, “I hereby promise you a year’s supply of me, which will include at least one sublime release, each and everyday for one year,” doesn’t mean it’s okay for my daughter, the very next month, on my birthday, to give me a similar card with close to the same inscription, substituting sublime with radical. Similar to how it’s not okay for my mom, or my sister, or my sister-in-law, or my niece, or my daughter’s best friend, and whoever else, to do the same thing, on seemingly every holiday thereafter. I mean, not only is it wrong, it’s pretty damn near impossible. I mean, just the logistics of it. That many release in one day? Especially when you take into account everyone’s schedules. And don’t forget travel time. I mean, my mom, alone, lives an hour away. I mean, don’t get me wrong; it’s a nice gesture. I mean, it’s a real nice gesture. But, gees, isn’t it, well, you know, like I said, wrong? Am I right?
